741 - Tom Fitton’s Stanky Swankhouse (6/15/23)

Google John Taliban edit: google John Taliban trashfuture

DukeNukem64x

jackson mahomey

Reece Coren

felix had me fucking burst out laughing with his fucking “it’s the nine year anniversary of when ny cousin got eaten by a (????)”

fisher ilijasic

We all live in the yellow submarine

Connor Dickinson

If we don’t get our slop by 12 ET we all go in the submarine

Will Thompson

Underrated comment

Dan

Shut the fuck up Donny

Dan

waiting for the sloppy episode droppy

Andrew Cross

my guess is that they recorded a show but the recording got messed up so they had to do it over. no worries tho, its here when its here

DJT

are they waiting for the submarine story to get funnier? Just shove the mics in their faces and make them say things, Chris

Outstanding

Cory

I have a rare condition where i can only take a shit while listening to podcast chapo venmo me money for underwhere

Rix Yarbrough

All right guys tag me in I’ll guest host for the week

Will Wade

I didn't wanna say anything on Juneteenth but I work 8 hours and I'm off before the ep is out.

R0wdy161

Bout to go out like Felix’s fav billionaire if the ep don’t drop by my ride home

Evan Hayward

fiending, jonesing,

etienne

i'm tweakin, i'm geekin, i'm tweakin

Jonathan G

C'mon, man!

Shauna Seroquel

Only gonna have my own depressing thoughs to keep me company on the drive home today :'<

Valerie

Post another episode or three

Ben Zaretsky

Don’t release the ep that’s scab behavior

Jö

please don't tell me these white boys took the day off for juneteenth

WheresTheSlopChris

Slopless Slack House

john

[at the water cooler at the office furiously refreshing patreon so I can get opinions to foist upon my coworkers]

etienne

I’m oinking. I’m squealing. I’m rolling around in mud.

Jethro Mojave

I am bereft of slop =(

I Let the Dogs Out. Me, Me, Me, Me.

The slop makes it to the trough later and later every week

Sparky

Wow fuck us I guess.

Poppy Chulo

I have to drive home soon let's go with the slop....

Poppy Chulo

Guys that go by Nathan spent more time hanging out with their parents than kids their own age and guys that go by Nate are the arizona iced tea kids from a couple of eps ago

Nolan

Being a Rhode Islander that article only makes me more proud of my state.

a law in florida that protects car dealerships is the least surprising thing on the planet. the town i lived in in high school had 2-4 car lots on the corner of EVERY major intersection. at least 10 in a 3-mile stretch of road

A M

"Fond du Lac, Indiana" ***Matt throws headset and goes offline for ten minutes***

Herschell Gordon Lightfoot

Kurt Schilling’s game Kingdom of Amalur is actually really fun. Not incredible, but really good for a 1st game by a studio. Hate the guy, but the game is enjoyable.

Seanm538

Dude shotguns the six Diet Cokes in a row and then proceeds to turn the cans into sculptures while talking about time being a flat circle

AKorgar

Or, maybe, the Christman University for Materialism

VAN Fan

Gavin & Jennifer have been married 15 years

gardenwallflower

real heads remember the interview they did with a tradcath columnist who called Matt "Cushman"

etienne

Filthy Tom Fitton

kee

I love how most of us agree that Instant Pot is a solid product. I've made some fantastic food in mine. Capitalism occasionally giveth, but it mostly taketh away.

Jacob Jones

I own a instant pot air fryer and it's amazing. One of the best products I own. I genuinely sad. RIP instant pot

sanderbling

Matt should turn cushvlog into a school called Matt Christman University, the MCU

Methew

One of the funniest episodes imo

Paul James Abreu II

I go to the health clinic at Bok, good people

Sam McManus

Tom of Fittons drawings aren’t that controversial I don’t see what the big deal is

cashedtrapezoid

Trappo Chophouse

Jed Levin

theme of this episode is fucking up names welcome to chapo traphouse, with your friends Will Wammaker, Matt Christ-man, and Felix Bombadil

Eric_WVGG

Excellent ep from the Trappy Chaphouse.

October

Hurry up with my damn croissants

Justin Slepicka

This was a really funny episode, nice job perverts. YOU DID EVERYTHING RITE....

MEAT CLOWN

Damn. That swank house shit almost killed me.

Zeebes

Reminds me of seeing George Clinton not too long ago. He literally cannot sing at all because of all the crack he smoked. It just sounds like someone screaming through a bullhorn that is turned up way past the red

Sean Marshall

jackson mahonés💯

BB

Steaky swankhouse

Justin Daake

Amazing episode, too funny

Jake Creighton

Cracking up at the idea of that Rhode Island chud saying ‘qua-sannt’

I am become reply guy

I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED meeeeeeeeeee

Greasy_Jones

stanky swakehouse

memorymachine

When I read that headline about Philly I assumed it was the Philadelphians berating and being mean to those out of towner hayseeds. A REAL lifelong Philly person would have spit in that croissant and gave it to that guy with a smile.

C. Andrew

Oh hell yeah, I love the steampunk chocolate pervert restaurant. It's like if the mayor from Superjail owned a candy factory.

David DeCorte

What was that last thing? Who had state troopers beat his wife’s boyfriend?

Jed Levin

Tom fitton sounds like a set up to a deez nutz joke

Markgriddle9

I had a law school professor who was a former D3 football player. Guy was like 5'2", wore the tightest shirts possible, clearly was on some sort of juice. Biggest douchebag I have ever met. Ever since then I've been suspicious of any too-jacked lawyer.

Snooder87

Tom Fitton his dick into my ass.

Gorgatron888

Jackson Mahomez

Kyle Smyth

Jackson May Homays, shoutout. Another tally for the NBA Felix count

KatrinaJadeHelm

Seamus Malekafzali mentioned - the people demand more Seamus

Sam Thomas

TIL about Stanky Sweakhouse 🤤

Canadian Guy

Gavin’s been remarried for many moons now (2008). They have four?? kids

Shivvy

Y'all must've listened to radio

Jack Hume

Nauta is a guamese surname

Things are back to normal!

Jack Hume

Worst fucking temp job in my life was at a Fiat/Alfa Romeo car dealership.

Julie Baxter

I think the “Clinton socks case” reference is to when former Clinton national security advisor sandy Berger prior to testifying to the 9/11 commission was caught trying to sneak classified documents out of the national archives in his socks

they were doing like the Blues Brothers at Chez Paul. Yelling at the couple next table to sell them their daughter. having wine in the water glass

etienne

His cousin is I.M. Finna

Rohmer Simpson

Considering they were both in the 13 original colonies, it's wild how much better the lore is for Rhode Island than PA. Buddy Cianci should have been made the Eternal Sun King of America. They didn't even drop "plantation" from their full name until fucking 2020! What's Philly have, dirty cops? Unpleasant football fans? Wowzers can't find those anywhere else.

Rohmer Simpson

Stanky sweakhouse☠️

James Blackmon

I hate this fucking app

Claire Casey

Uh hey does anyone know why my downloads are suddenly not downloading onto my phone but into the app which sounds weird and inexplicable because it is. I don't get the option to put the files in my music folder anymore

Claire Casey

Oh Tom FITTON? Tom fittin' just about anywhere he wants to, you feel me

Michael S. Judge

Hell yeah checking in from Rhode Island…

Patrick Burke

He’s the tonal architect! We love him, don’t we folks?

Andrew Cross

Matt Stoller also wants to do a pre-emptive nuclear strike on China lol

SF

Trump's The Nerevarine. Folks, we have Kagrenac's Tools. All the tools. The best.

Alexandr

Thanks for restoring the audio quality back to dogshit. It's appreciated. Matt can't say a single word without clipping.

Alexandr

me, hanging out in Balmora, in the Vvardenfel region of the Morrowind province: You hear Vivec dropped out?!

Andrew Cross

nuttin like my daddy I’m a young nutta

Alec

“I’ve Bok.” - Irwin

Rohmer Simpson

If Tesla ever goes belly up, it'll be the Succession chyron "China hack could entomb millions of Americans in their EVs" come to life

Rohmer Simpson

My grandpa was originally a history teacher, but then he started working at a car dealership because he could make more money.

Ligma

My man pronounced Mahomes like cajones lol

ineedsleep

He needs to break into their house and cum in their socks (tough nut but I think he got it in him)

Christopher E Musgrave

Rhode Island is the Portuguese capital of the US??! Has anyone checked on Lovecraft?

Dani

I have a friend who also thinks the Clinton sock drawer is Trump's get out of jail free card and I don't care enough to Google whether that's true or not. Someone please explain

SeymoreButts

she stanky on my swankhouse

Shimosanz

Felix is still on the podcast performance enhancing drugs—love to see it

Ashley Naftule

The thumbnail for this one should have been from the Sopranos episode where Paulie and Christopher go to Rhode Island.

Jim Chapman

Also Rhode Island rules

NYCM&AHole

Didn’t the tsarnaev brothers find uses for instant cookers?

NYCM&AHole

Felix, I heard your sugar in the water joke that went by with the wind. I see you. I laugh at the things you say. You are valid

David Brown

The were ryrreally goods she and

He looks like travolta if Travolta had avoided Scientology

NYCM&AHole

best show of the year

Trump is sounding more and more like someone doing a Trump impression.

Jim Chapman

stankey swakehouse

Rylee RG

In Soviet Russia, car buys you.

Schwartz666