Ontierrians, or even human from the 1st Dimension for that matter, don't really know what 4th of July even is supposed to represent.
Ontierrians thought it was a sexual holiday. So they found rodents and started pumping them full of jizzum till near bursting and watched as it all spurted out!
Homemade Fireworks, anyone~?
Mayor Haggar
2021-07-05 06:00:09 +0000 UTC