4yo: Tomorrow, Mummy gonna give me Mickey Mowse cards and I’m gonna give them out to everyone for Valenstime!
J: No, buddy. It’s not Valenstime yet.
4yo: -But we’re in LOVE!
J: Who’s in love?
4yo: Me! And you and Mummy and Cap Cap* and 6yo!
6yo: -We’re not in love. I don’t like you at all.
(*Cap Cap = Our dog, Space Pirate Captain Harlock)
