Eloise - Test Unit 3 (Job Satisfaction)
Added 2025-02-21 15:46:36 +0000 UTC"That's it ladies and gentlemen, if you could just make your way into Unit Three, we will continue the tour. If you could just display your Press Passes to Security on your way in, that would be great."
"Yes, she is enormous, Madame, that is the point of the Facility after all... and no, I can't tell you what the research is in aid of, that is still very much classified madame. What I can tell you is that Unit 3 is currently home to one of our most promising test personnel, and she looks like she may be able to eventually reach a new depertment record - however, we are quite a way off of that yet!"
"As we continue our tour, you will notice that there is a constant team of staff diligently attending to their subjects every need... Well, yes Sir, you could argue she doesn't really need any more, yes, but as they say; you can't make an omlette without force-feeding a few chickens, can you? It is of course very important to keep a close eye on every little detail, and so our lab technicians will constantly collect and analyse data, and that in turn allows our dedicated team of nurses and carers to feed and look after their subject to the highest of standards!"
"Explode Madame? Not usually, no... Now, moving on... and if you could please refrain from jiggling her too much on your way past Sir..."
However, as the tour group were herded to their next point of interest, one person stayed behind. It turned out he was a Member of the Press, and in a rare turn of events, he had been granted an interview with one of the subjects - Eloise. There were strict conditions to the reporting, and it had to respect the enormous girls strict schedule, but this opportunity was almost unheard of. The interview began...
