taylor titmouse

alright let's give these bandits some damn names

Added 2024-01-16 02:05:58 +0000 UTC

as you can see bandit spitroast was Vastly in the lead the whole time, so that was a foregone conclusion. that said, the bandits have appeared enough times that i'm tired of freeballing their designs, which means they get names and distinct looks. and since the knight was part of the request, so does he. i don't have a backstory cooked for them, if i need one i will develop one but for now they're just loose archetypes.

facts: vanesse spells her name with an E because she thinks it's more elegant than vanessa. angre is half dwarf and identifies as a female dwarf, but a male human. samwell will stick his dick in just about anything, especially what vanesse tells him to. georgie and markie are completely identical twins except that georgie's missing a tooth, and they're also quarter goblin. they'll also stick their dicks in anything, preferably at the same time.