Q&A: Tsar

Character interview. November 2023

We keep catching up with our November materials! It's time for the long overdue interview with the most important character in the story, the incredible musical genius behind Anger Management.

Here are your most popular questions for Tsar in no particular order (you can find the transcript of all the text at the bottom):

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And best of luck to you with that!

We're gonna wrap up this little interview here, but we'll be returning to both Tsar and Arthur real soon with the upcoming lore post on what their freaking deal is. 

In the meantime, hope you enjoyed this Q&A, and I'll see you in the next one! Kachow🎸🤘

TRANSCRIPT

S asks: Who is your favorite rock band/artist? What’s your favorite song by them?

Tsar: Oh man, gotta be Патология right now! Favourite song, uhh… Пропащий человек. But they’ve got like 5 total. They’re kinda obscure, yeah. I guess.

EMMA HAZELTON asks: Hey Tsar, if you had a fursona what would it be?

Tsar: You’re really askin’ me that. Really. …A cool fuckin’ lion, that’s what. Or like a tiger. A puma, yeah.

BRANDON ONTAMA asks: How would you describe your relationship with the gang? How do you feel about the disappearance of the young girl that joined your group? 

Tsar: Hey, that’s two questions! Two questions from that guy! ‘S that fair? Huh? Fine, whatever. Eh, the gang’s chill. Yana and Vanya treat me like a fuckin’ baby, but they’re cool. I like ‘em. Oh, that asshole, though... Yura, yeah. Always on my ass, that prick. No idea what Arthur or Sanya see in him.

And that one girl, yeah. She went home, right? She told me her parents were all fucked up. Like Sanya’s bro but worse. I dunno, man. I’ve known kids with similar cases. No good comes of that. Hope she’s alright.

Sock asks: What's the story between you and Arthur? How did you two meet?

Tsar: I mean, same orphanage, duh. He came there way before me, like, as a baby. I came when I was 6. And he, uh. He stood up for me and stuff. Dunno why. Didn’t ask him to. Well, we’re both a bit different from other kids. Maybe that’s the reason. ...Wait, ‘s that bad to say?

HOPALYNES asks: You don't want to stay in the usual path of the people who were in orphanages, but what would you want to do later? Would you want to keep doing music but professionally?

Tsar: Would be awesome, yeah! I don’t got any other plan. And I don’t care, to be honest. I’m not gonna end up like the rest of ‘em. Neither I, nor Arthur.