All I want for Christmas…
I-I-I-I-I-S
CHU-U-U-UG!!!
This year I wanted to do everything on time, so the first part of my Christmas present comes now and the second one is gonna be on 24th!!! Yeeeeeee! 🥳
Enjoy guys! And happy holidays!🎄🎅😈🍺🎈
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So this year, Santa faces Krampus in a chugging battle! And not just a regular battle - ITS CHUGGING BATTLE, until one POPS! As for the drink it’s beer, but not just a regular one, but a special Christmas Beer, super fizzy, super gassy and extremely sweet, creamy, with cinnamon and vanilla.
So our Santa reindeer and Krampus starts chugging a mug after a mug, 2, 3, 4, 6, 10… their bellies rounded up more… and more… after 10 drinks they’ve already got dr*nk, burping, hiccuping.
“Fuck, I swell up so fast! This… *burp beer is so gassy!” - Reindeer burped… his opponent didn’t even notice his belly swollen almost to the max, chugging more and more. 20 mugs were down, but both dudes still didn’t pop.
And so, comes 2 huge tanks of Christmas Beer, but this time EXTREMELY FIZZY. EXTREMELY. “Oh no… are you serious? hick A tank… of beer?! You really want me to… *BUUUUUURP to POP!” - reindeer was a bit shocked. But so was Krampus: “Ughhhhh… I’m… so… *URRRRRP …full! But, I can… more…”