#341 - Our First Gay Bar Experience

Video is private...

Same issue for me.

It's privated on YouTube and I'm upset about it lol

For the record, that was indeed a hilarious start to the show. 😂

Ashley

LMFAO similar to Frankie using his Slim Jim like a cigar.. When I was younger I would get the beef jerky in a container that looked similar to a dip can.. and I would walk around with 'dip in' just suckin on that jerky. in my defense my dad used to dip and I thought I was following in his footsteps 😂

Ash

The math teacher that failed me because I had too many doctors appointments. Toucan looking ass bitch 😂

Mckayla O'Sullivan

Sorry for the blob of text but im sure you guys will find this hilarious! When i was younger i used to work at a Hotel/Bar in Thredbo, Australia (Or as Frank calls it "Aust-rail-lia) being trained up as a duty manager. We had an event called "Super Gay Week" , which im sure as you can imagine was quite a culture shock for myself who is a straight white male who had grown up on a farm in a regional town. I saw enough testicles to last me a lifetime. On the Saturday night 11PMish myself and the other duty manager that was training me got a call over the radio that we were needed up at the after hours bar where the celebrations were all still going on. As i walked in the front door of the bar there was a huge African American lady (And i mean HUGE) pleasuring herself on the bar with the microphone the musician was using to sing with. She had stolen it and decided to put on a show of her own. Honest to God the worst sound you could imagine was squelching out of those speakers still on full volume. Still Haunts me to this day. We grab this lady and drag her out of the bar. As we walk past the Stage she drops the microphone and my other duty manager picks it up and puts it back on the microphone stand as i drag this lady out. When we get outside the we can tell that this lady was on a hell of a lot of drugs, if it wasn't already obvious by the uncanny amount of self confidence this lady had, mixed with a shit ton of Alcahol. Quick shout out to 'Absolute Vodka' for sponsoring the most awkward night of my life, and "Super Gay Week". We tell her to go home as getting the police involved is such a hastle that neither of us can be bothered to do. So gross but at least it was over... Or so i thought. The lady wanders off, now once again "dressed" in her thong, out into the snowy evening that was outside, the other manager and i walk back to the reception area with the other manager talking about how crazy that just was. As my hand reaches for the door of our office we get another call on the radio, "Guys, She's Back". We run back up the stairs to the bar to find that this lady had snuck back into the bar through the toilets, had shoved fire sparklers up her ass and was now running around the bar pantsless once again, with lit fire sparklers up her ass, pushing and shoving other people. The other duty manager recovers from the shock of this huge lady, with almost beautiful handwriting flowing elegantly out of her clapping cheeks from the fire sparklers, quicker than i do and takes a solid hit as she tries to run through him grabbing onto her and starting to try and drag her outside all over again. As i run over to help, i look back at the stage to see that the musician is still using the same microphone, i assume still covered in juices. Her friends join us outside and we tell them that if we see her again we'll be calling the police. They pull her away outside never to be seen again ( Just like my innocence). Anyway, thats my super long story about the only time i ever went to a gay bar, hope you enjoy!

I love how with every passing second of the intro with the Slim Jim Frankie's realizing he fucked up. I could tell Joe was seething out the gate and I'm watching like Frankie nooooo looool

shyboy_CJ

Is this video not working for anyone else? Everything else plays except this video.

Joe is really trying to compose himself during those ads while Frank eats his slim Jim 😂

Please please please have a segment where you get both of your dads a few topics to talk about and have them sit in your seats for as long as they can hold a conversation lol I’d literally die

Can’t believe people on here have the nerve to comment hate on someone who is clearly an entire half of this very show we paid to watch. Joe, thank you for creating this podcast cause you two make each week 100x better & Frankie, I fucking love your crazy ass and can’t wait to see it all waxed off man.