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The Whitest Expressions Of All Time

These um.... yea, you might have heard these from your relatives or a friends relatives!

 The Whitest Expressions Of All Time

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You’re cruisin for a bruisin

Don’t forget the “oop let me just squeeze by ya here”

Miraeshi

he's greek and Dominican

Emily

Home Alone 2 is the best movie

wait is frankie hispanic or greek, cuz google be lying or something 😭

S J

British phrases: When leaving a room, everyone slaps their knees and says ‘right’. Another room leaving phrase, ‘gotta love you and leave you’.

Summer Parker

“New Frank phrase unlocked” 🔓 take a shot. Every time he says the word “actively” in this episode. 😆

Not me literally saying “OK let’s blow this popsicle stand.” yesterday 😩 🤣

Also “brass tacks” means getting down to business and talking about the hard facts. That phrase is the dumbest one listed

Alexis patnode

DONT MISS GARBAGE DAY!! maggots are newborn flys! Mature flys will lay 75-150 eggs at a time, they can hatch in 7-24 hours and they can lay eggs everyday. Mostly in trash or places to feed. GROSS. I know this bc we just had hundreds of maggots in our trash bc we missed trash day and I wanted to know how they get there.

Alexis patnode

😂 I say that all the time when we are about to leave a party/get together.

BRO my husband said “blow this popsicle stand” this morning and I thought he was still sleep-talking because I had never heard that saying before. He’s not even white either😂😂

Look what the cat dragged in

Brooke Smythers

Kid standing in front of the TV “Ya make a better door than a window!”

My roommate consistently uses the phrase “jeez Louise” like she’s not 28 years old

Kristen Reime

😂😂😂at frank telling Joe not to “brother” ppl w a mustache

J. Nicole

I once saw a billboard that said "So many Dicks, so few Richards"

Naomi Sarnstrom

My dad always said ‘you’re cruisin for a bruisin’ and ‘what do we live in a barn’ no matter what. Then my mom, when we were little would circle her finger in the air and if we weren’t in the car in 5 minutes she left without us 😂 My absolute favorite is ‘looks like we brought the people in’ or ‘we must’ve brought the party with us’ if there’s an insane amount of people behind us after there being no line at all.

Jessica Higdon

Okay but is that sweater the same one Max was wearing in the latest Santagato Studios video 👀👀

MacK

wait i remember frank telling the subway story with his dad intervening on an episode of the pod before lol

Home alone 2 >>>>>

“Oh Mylanta!”

Leah Murphy

I also say “they’re a hoot” way more frequently than I would like to admit. 🤣

Rachael Patton

My husband always says when leaving somewhere, “let’s make like a tree and leaf….” Literally every. Single. Time. 😒

Rachael Patton

I strongly agree Home Alone 2 is better.. matter of fact, it's my favorite Christmas movie 😌

“Let’s make like a tree and leaf” “Bless your heart” “Not the sharpest tool in the shed”

Shelby Michelle

“You’re skating on thin ice”

The most Italian thing about joe is that he uses his hands a lot

Wed -Lena

Idk frank “keep on keeping on” is pretty white

Jay

As a Brit it is so funny to hear Joe try to describe the great British bake off and also his descriptions of the presenters are spot on

Jenny Coupe

quicksand is definitely a thing frank lol

01010101

Sorry guys, i need to save in money - any money - as I'm buying my first apartment, but I'll be back as a patron soon 😭🩷

30k patrons brings the dads on

Caleb Shows

Another day in paradise

“I was born at night, but not last night”

Diana

See! It cut me off and decided I was done As I wait here for 3 minutes for it to load my statements. I'm canceling . And it isn't just my 1 device it's all of them . Which makes me know that it's patreon's sucky browser. ! I'm sorry I would hate to leave you I have been a very loyal Fan of yours. But this sight is infuriatinginfur

Stacy Wells

i also hate when adults say tummy

Maddie H

Can you guys please do one about the nsync reunion, and maybe rate their top songs? I know Joeys from NY, have him guest star in a Patreon!!🩷

Lindsay Garber

Lmfao calling people “my guy” is super white

Shae Labrecque

joey i’m on my knees begging for a chance 😭

Son of a gun

frankie wakes up in the morning and says "how can I spread more misinformation on the internet?" and I love him for it

aloe


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