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Black Friday (And Blacked Out)

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Black Friday (And Blacked Out)

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so the dress code WAS needed

Victoria 🩷🫶🏻

“the thing oozes” I don’t even know what to say other than real.

madi

so joey is the reason we got dress codes in schools🤣

Bek O’meara

frankie’s got an acidic ass apparently

Bek O’meara

Joeys the reason girls can’t wear shirts that show their shoulders in school🤣🤣🤣

Brooklyn Nelson

frankie gaslighting joe that he doesn’t know what mums are after joe literally went “like chrysanthemums?” is hilarious

annie

My dad looks like Santa lmfao

Mackenzie

That’s exactly what I was about to comment lol I had the cold shoulder tops with those sleeves and got dress coded and I was like you’re distracted by a 13 year olds shoulders? Seek help

Mackenzie

"vintage tinsel" just fucking kills me

Braxton Burden

booo

Ivy Rodriguez

so these guys are the reason why we couldn’t show our shoulders in school 😭🤣

katie

“Do you even Christmas my G?!?”

Becca

Sometimes it doesn’t sit right with me with how much money Joey makes yet doesn’t know shit lol! All jokes…kind of.

Amy

Frankie is always so unhinged in their drinking episode 😂💀

Mikayla

Yup! 😂

Tiffany Lynn

This made me laugh soo hard lol

Rana

Y’all I think they’re making a calendar get ready

Genevieve Merry

Between them saying that something's brewing last week and saying something's fat on their social media this week, something tells me that Big Fat Problem Brewing is on its way. I hope anyway

Frank

I believe it’s because they made 2 versions, so this one won’t go on YouTube :)

Allison Jenkins

Any time Frank says a memory from his past he’s like “I was like maybe 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, or 20 years old, somewhere in there”

Charli Smith

I agree with Joe about Santa Clause being top 10, but have you guys seen the Christmas Chronicles? Pretty iconic.

Megan

The Commons on Black Friday while on crutches?? Crazy behavior!

Bianca

i feel like joey would be great in one of those hallmark romcom christmas movies.. he just gives sweater weather cuddly guy

Emma Roberts

Woooooah there bud, I’ve watched A LOT of episodes, always laughed, but my DALLAS COWBOYS THEMED TREE IS STAYING UP!!! lmao

Uriel Martínez-Altamiran

I love that you guys made 2 episodes.. I’m guessing you left out the Santa spoiler in the other one.. but I feel like you left Frankie’s bleach bum’a’hole in there 😂😂😂

RapaciousMiss

I’m 23 years old and my dad still swears to this day that Santa is real. I appreciate his effort to keep the Christmas spirit alive, but Santa and my dad share the same handwriting so I made the connection a long time ago

Cindy Pollock

I found out Santa wasn't real because I pulled his beard off...

Autumn Hayes

Right??

TheShev

Can’t believe you knew Stavros

TheShev

Is anyone else's very glitchy mine isn't

Stacy Wells

I know I don't pay $10/mo for Frankie to be okay getting a full Brazilian wax on camera, but shy about showing a little nip🤦‍♀️🤣

Michelle Storey

That was the safest way Frank could ever say that he gets his butthole bleached. Nice.

Chad Donley

Frankie has NO room to call Joe pretentious. VINTAGE TINSEL??? My guy. No.

Tessa Whalen

I wish I had Frank’s tolerance here. The money I’d save…

Angie

Santa tip!! I always told my son Santa gets little gifts but big expensive ones come from family, so it’s fair for all kids because some don’t get big expensive gifts!

B

Yes! It’s early October for us!

kyra beauchamp

joe is crazy good looking

faithybaby 🍄

Why can’t I send this to YouTube and stream it to my TV?

Nick2late

“Let’s get Garbage?” 😭😭

Jasmine Jeanes

The LOTR video game slapped so hard omg I miss it

Blakeley Hudson

LEARN A BOOK

Iridewoodlmao

When Joe said $800 wasn’t expensive for a TV 🤯😂

Emily

I was watching this as I was pumping, and it just so happened to be when Frankie whipped out his nipples. Joe coaching him on made it feel like he was coaching me on as well 🤣

Shannon Bombard

that’s what i thought too😭

Mary

The fact that the Polar Express didn’t come up is a war crime

Beck

Stavros the now comedian?

Tanner C

Caught me so off guard 😂

morgan sage

Omg I just made this same comment, I was like “JOEY YOURE THE REASON WE COULDNT WEAR TANK TOPS IN SCHOOL” 💀

morgan sage

I can’t remember how old I was but I found out the tooth fairy wasn’t real because I found a JAR OF MY OWN TEETH in my parents bathroom closet and I was MORTIFIED 💀 like of course I was bummed to find out the tooth fairy was fake but to find out my parents had been keeping a creepy little jar of my teeth for years was traumatizing 😂

morgan sage

nah nah nah. themed trees are the shit

sandrapanduh

post #2 of commenting this on patreon: PATREON EXCLUSIVE IDEA: CREATE A BASEMENT YARD/ SANTAGATO STUDIOS P.O. BOX AND LET US PATREONS SEND YOU GUYS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AND YOU GUYS OPEN THEM FOR A PATREON EXCLUSIVE VIDEO

ella catanzarite

Wait in Canada you celebrate thanksgiving before Halloween? I know I could easily google this but I’m too lazy 😂 I always assumed thanksgiving was specifically a US holiday but I guess it makes sense that other countries would have their own versions of it

morgan sage

Been looking for this comment!🤣 now the boys are educated ❤️

Jess

Joe talking about how sexy women’s shoulders are has just validated every school dress code we’ve been fighting for years that says tank tops are inappropriate because a girl showing her shoulders will “distract boys” 💀

morgan sage

And frank didn’t even flinch at that. Y’all are great! 😂😂 I have an hour drive to and from work and I’m currently re watching all of y’all’s episodes

Ashlyn Petty

“Why is this free 400$ does it suck you off” 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ashlyn Petty

“Bras were nipples” wtf is this show 😂😂😂

Daniel Mitchell

“do you even christmas my g?” 😂

Victoria

my uncle is currently in jail for shining laser pointers at planes

chloe johnsen

in this house the tree goes up as the halloween decor comes down

chloe johnsen

Not Frankie licking the table😂😂😂

Leticia

Spirited is literally one of the best Christmas movies I've seen in years

Adrienne

You guys putting an age block on this episode because you talk about Santa is so wholesome 🥹

Salma

Joey literally said chrysanthemums, and Frankie said no 🤔

Sarah Brown

My tree is white ….

Antimuse611

Billionaire Joe got his watch on.

Nss202

Frank shut you pig mouth about the Santa Clause movies you

Daniel Meissner

This episode put a smile on my face. Have a great weekend!

Jen Pisaniello

Hahaha thank you!!! It's tastefully spooky season all year round in here 💁‍♀️.

Lisa Douglas

Omg I just know your apartment is beautiful 😍😍😍

Vanessa Pineda

The urgency in franks voice about the cup under the 🍾 and Joe not caring AT all 😂😂😂😂😂

Vanessa Pineda

We’re gonna see something “fat”????? well I know it’s not either of your butts….

Al Walls

idk about men but for women our natural discharge literally bleaches our underwear ☠️

Camille Fuston

SAME!!!! The bachelor party was the first episode I ever saw because it went viral on Twitter.

Al Walls

What is it???? I’ve never had this happen and I’m the same age as F&J.

Al Walls

I’m curious if the secret spoiled for children is why it’s age restricted…. like, guys, you have episodes about the Kama Sutra, but s***a is where we draw the line? 🤣🤣

Al Walls

Currently watching this from ozone park 😭

Rachael

I DID THAT TOO😂

Julie Adams

The Santa Clause is a great movie, and the second one is pretty good too

Sarah Valencia

Frankie looks good af omg

Jess G.

We love an educated Joe w the Cobalt!!!

Tia

you guys should have patreon members send in their Christmas trees and rate them!!

Chloe Lucas

Has Frankie forgot he is on camera saying he’s pissed alittle in his bed multiple times???? Also Frankie your haircut is 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Alexis patnode

I hope live shows !

Hannah Chase

ah yes, famous actress Rose Dawson

Steffi

so did we all get a lava lamp as a gift in 2016? 😂

Amanda Douglas

i’m dying laughing about the bleached underwear bc every woman deals with this 🤣🤣

Camille Fuston

Idk if it was just me, but Frankie was so horny this Ep lol

Victor Anaya

You guys didn’t say Christmas Vacation!!!!!!!! 😑

Jenell

The 'mums' flower part had me in tears lol! Also, excuse me while I go drink coffee from my christmas themed skeleton mug in front of my black christmas tree that fits my apartment aesthetic. It's not just a phase, Mom!

Lisa Douglas

The amount of subtle Billy Madison lines Joe throws out. "Kid can't even read" I've heard a few times and "That's assault brotha" in this one. I appreciate them.

Kelsie Bateman

I was watching a video where Joe talked about the "only" time he was in a gay bar cause his friend was supplying it or something and in my head I was like "but didn't you and Frankie go to a few on the gay bachelor party?" ... and then I felt sad for myself hahaha

Kelsie Bateman

I concur

Paige

Elf, Home Alone 2, The Santa Clause, Bad Santa, Jim Carey’s The Grinch, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story - best Christmas movies ever.

Paige

It’s def Destiny’s Child🤣🤣

Shelby Batten

OMG JOE DONT SAY OOZES EVER AGAIN

Jenell

Excuse me while I enjoy my slim white themed Christmas tree 🤣🤣

Bubba Broad

“DAD” “POOP”

Jenell

The whole “when to decorate” debate is why Canada is superior. Thanksgiving first (major fall vibes) then Halloween, after we celebrate the veterans THEN BOOM Christmas for almost all of November and December

Santanna Mills

Woman here; this is a fact lol 😂

Kai

I feel like the lot of the stories they repeat all the time I know better than they do😂

Casey Cook

Basement yard album tshirts!

Ashley

lol if you wanna give me sass, I’ll just it back. Just matching her smartass energy. I know this is a Patreon exclusive and that’s why we pay for Patreon, she was just trying to be smart. See how Brett answered the question compared to Emilie lol. Very different energy.

Brian C

Why so aggressive with this comment 😂

Shannon Edwards

Screen mirror it. That’s what I do

IssaDoda22 on Twitch

During that conversation I was like SHUT UP they’re writing new dress codes as we speak

Kathryn

Ahh I started listening to the podcast after then but going back is does seem so; thank you

maddie

I think Frankie has been full time since April or so

Kathryn

A lot of women don’t even wear underwear 😂

Alyssa Williford

"butts be buttin" 🤣🤣

Jill Isaacs

Frankie you’ve said in an old video how you always have a little pee come out when you wake up because it’s fully engorged. Don’t gaslight Joey as you always do

William

https://youtu.be/M0PYjOVCiuw For people who want to watch it on youtube, here's the link

The Basement Yard

What it they go official on Spotify?!

Susan ortega

🤣

Susan ortega

When are the milestone episodes 😩 last one was in June…

Lightfire789

“If you have a themed Christmas tree, put a gun in your mouth” 💀💀💀💀 I feel personally victimized 🤣

Susan ortega

Please put these episodes back on YouTube

Grayson Hector

Are the videos going to be on YT again?? I just want to watch it on my tv instead of phone

Lindsey W

Okay thank you 🙏 now that makes sense.

Brian C

Hopefully they fix the issue with not being able to watch on YouTube! And when I tried to rotate the video to make it full screen, it went black and audio only. 😭

Haley Branham

The videos were unlisted so the link was pretty easy to spread around to nonpatrons.

Brett Hutchins

Not true. The other patron exclusive episodes I’ve watched I’ve been able to play the video thru the YouTube app for the past year. Today is the first time this is happened. lol you obviously have no clue what you’re saying. Next time just sit back and relax. ☺️

Brian C

Because it’s a Patreon exclusive. That’s why we pay for Patreon

Emilie Schmidt

Same issue here! It's annoying because I can't lock my screen and listen on Patreon.

Never Not Kittens

I accidentally told my 8yr old that the tooth fairy isn't real two days ago and he's still upset about it. I feel like I ruined his innocence!!

Gabrielle Eichert

Why can’t we watch this through YouTube?

Brian C

SAMEEE

A

As one of your Canadian listeners I laughed waaaayyy to hard at the trees will be smoked out. 🤣🤣

Julie

MUMS MUMS MUMS

Liu Tiffany

hopefully the got a big partnership! and Frankie is now full time

maddie

Wish this was still on YouTube so I can stream it on my TV. 😔 This is a big L.

Kenan Omercajic

this is really just FRANKIE BEING A DRUNK MESS FOR 1:06:55

Anya + Hezzie 🎀

I wanna stream to my TV 😫😫

Charlotte Lomas

Frank and Joe are the reason we had dress codes in school, so concerned about the shoulders

Carly

I wonder if it's not on YouTube because they've been bought out by a network?? 👀👀👀 They've been teasing big news so 👀👀👀

Sara Kuwatly

I found out about Santa from my now ex-best friends mother…. i was 8. The friend is like 3 years older than me and we were arguing about whether santa was real or not, and she went in and got her mother to come out and prove me wrong 😑 i went home and told my mam and she was outside their house in 30 seconds flat calling the mother out for a fight 😭😂

Shauna

My thoughts exactly 👀

Meg Glenn

Literally I was thinking this

Makayla Carr

Frankie looks SO good omg

sabsabal

Frankie patreondacomladamamenya

Caleb

Speculation time! they got bought by Amazon? Or they are on some network. Or live shows?!??!?? Please live shows?

Ashley

nowwwwww I understand why girls have just strict dress code and why teachers freaked when they were showing ._.

nora eban

Same problem here ugh

Sierra Burks

Frankie your ph is off if you're bleaching your underwear. Female discharge bleaches underwear because of ph

Karlie R

I can’t play it either. I usually download them so I can play it offline in my car to work.

Joleen Louise Neal

Wouldn’t be an episode of the Basement Yard if I didn’t yell at Frank through my phone at some point.

Valerie Casanueva

I cant watch it on YouTube either lmao damn

Becky

TRICKLE DICK LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 Frankie is the mf best.

Kamrin Stine

as a girl, i can confirm… ours are a mess at the end of the day. ours are bleached

Erika

Same lol

Dylan Lehiy

Wouldn’t be commenting on this if I wasn’t a member. Usually the video is a private video on YouTube. But I can only play it from Patreon. Which sucks cuz I want to watch it on my tv

Dylan Lehiy

You can’t stream it on YouTube either? Me neither, I usually stream it on my TV but I’m watching on my phone like a heathen rn lmao

jade

I've never had an issue playing it on YouTube but I am tody

Makayla Carr

Not able to play on YouTube for some reason

Makayla Carr

It’s not allowing you to open the video in YouTube

Kara McGuire

Great energy boost lol

Aja

Members only

Shaun Campbell

Every Monday & Friday when I get the notification for a new episode, I do this weird shriek of excitement and I can’t help it 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I’ve gotten the weirdest looks BUT THEY DONT UNDERSTAND. 😂👏👏

Brooke Bennett

No YouTube??

Dylan Lehiy

Happy thanksgiving!

Kayla Shestokes

Happy Thanksgiving food coma day lol

Candace Horne


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