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#492 - We Took The Substance (Audio Fixed)

Here is the full wild episode. The ending will have you ROARING!

#492 - We Took The Substance (Audio Fixed)

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I’m watching this 6 months later and I still can’t take it

Valerie Gladiator

Y’all need to leave angler fish alone

lindy

I swear there not a single but if exaggeration in my next sentence… I laughed harder the last 3 minutes of this episode than I have in a LONG time! Stomach hurting, tears coming down my face laughing! That just made my night!🤣😂🤣😂 that roar was something serious Frankie!

Jessica Gillen

Not all fanfic is smut/sexually explicit. It can just be a story using characters/people or a world that you don't create yourself.

Faith Casler McCready

How are you going to be in Astoria, the home of the Great Stavros Halkias, and not do a pod together?

Dallas Mitchell

omg dudes. honestly, this last part is my therapy. jesus i cry laughing every time holy shit, tears, snot, throat hurts, just literally laughing my ass off. THANK YOU

Jeremy Rideout

Who’s gonna tell them that platypus (es?) (platypi?) are also bioluminescent

Mary Cameron

If you guys like glow sticks you should look up radium girls

Avery

Me a classicist being proud of frankies knowledge of Greek mythology/history

Jessica

welp...just watched the roar and now i'm not so sure...

Kacie

aahh as a fellow july leo, i felt that countdown to your birthday. always knew i related to frankie lmao

Kacie

any other car listeners, when they just as much as tap the table it sounds like the doors are pounding in? lol

Star Quattrocchi

Why did Frankie roar in Scottish??? 🤣🤣🤣

Ben littleton

That roar from Frankie was hilarious 😂 he sounded like the lion from the wizard of oz. Joes contagious laugh and ants gagging. Those last few minutes can heal a bad day.

Samantha Garber

Same, was halfway through the video and I can't reload to finish it.

Ashley

is it? mine will not load at all

mads🍄

what happened now? it's privated

Makiabel

they NEED to do this!! I’d buy 100s of everything 😭😭

Victoria Correa

It’s funny because frank really is SUCH a Leo.

Paige VanMeter

Exactly. Having a 3rd person and a computer also distracts them - they don’t look at each other when talking anymore!

Angelina Vancheri

I’m definitely struggling to get into the new look and format of the show tbf it’s giving too much production and doesn’t feel like just 2 mates hanging out, it’s just not the same anymore for me :(

Sarah Jane

I like it

Erica Presson

DEADass!!! My vision was blurred with tears!

whosthatgurl

Is anyone else not digging this new format? Fact checking kills the vibe and flow and comedy :(

Angelina Vancheri

ants commentary makes these just that much better “that sucks….”

Anna Hernandez

How is there not merch with Joe as a frog and Frank as a toad or vice versa??

Jillian Hedges

Love when Frankie makes Ant gag. . It’s so hilarious 😂😂😂

Marissa

You know how Frankie thinks he can fight every animal and win? Well that roar really gave him the upper hand 😂🤣 no animal will want to fight him after hearing that boot shaking roar 🦁

Dru Dru ❤️

So we’re all gonna act like Frankie don’t remind us 90s babies of the lead singer of deftones??!!!!!

carmen godboldo

And this is why I need Becca on the pod

Kelsey

Yeeees, fun patreon ad Frank is back

AJ

I have literal tears streaming down my face after the roar

Reghan

The Roar!!! Laughed so hard I almost threw up!! The best!!

Erik Vandever

Slyly telling on themselves (Hollywood) 🤔

Hailey Shewchuk

Please don’t watch this while driving I had to pull over

Rowan

I need y’all to watch Severance and then review it just like you did with The Substance

Dominique Lepper

wHatS MeSoPoTaMiA? Lost it 🤣🤣

Gale.mancer

Joe starts ad. “Aw alright I was gonna talk..”- Frankie @ 48:31. Joe proceeds to not give a shit 😂

Wyatt

Oh my god I showed the end to my coworker and it gave her an asthma attack

Blythe

What about spiking a mouse?

Sandra

I can’t listen to this shit at work man, Jesus Christ. Thanks guys I needed that laugh

Miles Hawkins

I need merch with a drawing of Frank doing lion shoulders and just RAAAAAAAAAWR underneath with his unhinged facial expressions. That first attempt sounded like Elmo in combat 🤣 and then not seeing Frankie at his desk and then cutting back to him and it's just his head gagging is SENDING ME omg

The Sensible Llama

Thank you. I will now be setting his “roar” as my alarm sound including the laughter. Best day of my life

Kristi Leigh

please 😭 i listen to the podcast when im at work and im in TEARS at my desk listening to Frank’s roar 😂

Ash

I think the last 5 minutes of this is the funniest thing that’s ever ever happened on this podcast. And this podcast makes me laugh. A lot.

Jessica Steeves

Joey please watch Titane and get back to us this lady has a baby with a car

SK Southerland

This one is going in the mythology books.

Sara Fulcher

The direct eye contact when fake gagging from Frankie 😭😭😭

Angelina

Ant dying laughing in the background is sending me! He’s a great addition to the podcast !

Samantha stedman

why is his roar scottish

Amanda Staege

Not the big build up for that 😂😂😩

Gillian

As someone going to a UK live show can I request Frankie to do his Scottish accent

Shaun Campbell

The roars 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tigger Mckay

I didn't think the show could get any better, but Ants recent addition has been awesome!

Dani

This was probably the funniest episode I’ve ever seen lol

Julie Good

Frank I IMPLORE YOU to try to do the Mike Wazowski yell

Reagan Martinez

The substance did not win the palm d’or

Georgio Glinsky

That’s the best idea! 😂😂😂

Tiffany Lynn

BLIND KARAOKE PRETTY PLEASE!!!

demi

yeah frank acts like a leo

Kristin Kirby

How many times I looped His Roar and Joey's reaction is unhealthy LMAO!

Nichole 1991

Crazy how they had close to the exact conversation ab glow sticks from a past episode

Marc

Never mind i’m An idiot

Linn G

I’m new here can you not listen without being inside the app?😂

Linn G

Just watched the ending of the substance and there is absolutely no way in hell people think that was the BEST movie of last year.

CDC- Burnout77

Frankie’s last roar sounded exactly like the scream from Scooby Doo in the real life Scooby Doo 2 😭 please someone understand what I’m on about

Amber Toogood

Right? Like those fish just out here catching strays for existing when Frank will never swim with one in his life 🤣

Becky Friday-Helsen

Ant just saying “that.. sucks.” to Frankie’s random birthday shenanigans was so funny

Emily Wilson

do the roar

Miraeshi

Frank being a Leo makes unfortunate sense

Miraeshi

Funniest things about the last 3 mins of this episode 1. Frankie looking directly into the camera before the last roar 2. Hearing Ant or Greg(whoever googles)choking laughing w/o a mic 3. whoever farted 4. The gagging 5. Whatever Frankie’s hands are doing while he roars

Renae Rieden

Frank thinking all wars are mythologized is giving holocaust denial adjacent

Kristen

currently trying to figure out how to make Frankies roar my alarm clock ringtone lololol

Nadia

I always forgot Frankie’s birthday is two days after mine until someone sends me their clips and compares him and I 🤣 it makes so much sense

Monica Stein

Holy fuck I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG time and it felt good 🤣 also had laughing tears hahaha I need to have Franks lion roar on standby whenever I need to laugh 🤣🤣

Rachelle

my name is demi i really loved that part .. like i really loved that part

demi

I feel like this movie tells you about adrenachrome

Milky 9527

The ending tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!

Alexis patnode

It absolutely kills me when y’all forget you talked about something. Frank has already told Joe about that Celebs bakery and Joe legit had the same reply as the last time! Y’all need to rewatch your videos bc you repeat ALOT of shit 😂

Alexis patnode

Frank wants to bomb those fish but it’s like they live in depths that we’ll never swim in?

Alexis patnode

omg the ending LMAO and Frankie putting his serious face on to scream/roar lmaaaao

Crash Cours

I would give anything to watch the roar for the first time again

Sammi

Gagtonio at his finest 💚

Carley B

Ant… ‘I can’t google porn’ had me crying jahahaha

Courtney M

Joey needs to watch A Portrait of A Lady On Fire - purely bc he loves to yearn and be devastated and i just know he would love it

Laurin

My throat hurts just listening to Frankie’s roar

Sarah

I need more of Joey describing moves, I would watch any movie like that 😂

Hannah Alton

Frankie at this current moment at red lobster right now these cheddar biscuits are actively making me bust a load 1st time here

Rdc797

You should get Frankie a stuffed lion for his birthday that has the sound of his roar put in it 😂

Samantha Mata

The last 10 minutes of the episode - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, literal tears hahaha

Nicole

Crying laughing at the end💀

Abigail Mcdowell

Oh god the audio. I'm so glad it's fixed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alexandria Walker

I realize they go off topic ALL the time but today for some reason I really noticed it 😂 like how did we go from joe going to get emotional reading comments about the fish to grinding economics 3.01 💀😂. Like how’d they get there!!!!!

Alexis Torres

I text my family every year in February 25th (happy birthday, Joe) and inform them it’s my half birthday. I am 32 years old 😂

Megan McKinley

I’ve got the same birthday as ant, that’s just made my day

Nathan Crowe

I am crying laughing that was the best ending

ali hayes

I love you guys!! You never disappoint!!

Firepolice69

The demon that came out of frank has been DYING to come out for years 😭

Rachel Meyer

Joe better roar for this fridays patreon

Mr Crocker

That is the most I've laughed in a long ass time. Thanks guys ♥️

Emy Fox

Now we know what broke the audio 🤣🤣🤣

Naol Mamo

That just sounds ridiculous to be honest

CDC- Burnout77

Hearing ant gag without being able to see him his HILARIOUS

Jackie Napoli

YALL BETTER NOT BE MEAN TO THAT ANGLER FISH ILL CRY RN

Anna Hernandez

No bc why am i upset that they’re bullying the fish😭

Elizabeth Marie

DO NOT HATE ON THE ANGLERFISH !!

Elizabeth Marie

The roar has me struggling to breathe 🤣🤣🤣

kevin russ

LMFAOOO that roar just set me up for a late night I literally woke up my baby laughing that was diabolical 😭😭

regina red

The way they ignored the part describing Leo’s as “theatrical” and then Frank starts swinging his shoulders around roaring like a horny lion is crazy

Tahlia Storrie

You might even say it commanded you to wake up

Tahlia Storrie

Ant’s “I can’t google porn” so early took me out

Jade McGrane

What happened?? I’m here after they fixed it lol

Melissa

This is so niche but Frankies “roar” sounds like Scooby doo screaming in the live action version 😂 I had to stop making dinner because I couldn’t stop laughing

David

Dude those roars just took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣💀

Faith

I fell asleep watching this (was super tired not bored) and was woken up by Frankies roar

Angela

Joey’s giggle gives me life. Excellent roar Frank lol

Heather Britton

Dying at the ending 😂😂😂

Erin Deeyung

Yo!!! The best ending ever😂😂 I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂

Anthony

OMG i have not laughed that hard in a long time !! the last 10 min was so funny !! that alone was worth the $10 monthly fee lol and i just signed up today! lol

Richelle Brooks

I found your outro Joe-“and as always, we’ll see you next time on. .” Frank-“DA BASEMENT YARD!” He can try different variations and pick the funnest one

AdrianaLily

frank giving joe a hard time for purposely killing a lightning bug but has talked about feeling a bugs soul leave its body when he crushes it 😭

annie

Ommmg the ended with the roar was absolutely the best!!! I never laughed so hard in my life I had tears rolling down 🤣🤣🤣

Amanda westfall

Of course Frankie wants to completely destroy all of a species that he will literally never see in person in his life.. just because he doesn’t like the way they look 🤣🤣

Jeska

need joe and frank to make a letterboxd I must know their top four etc etc

kayla boyd

We need a camera on ant

jess

The end was an involuntary ab workout. I watched 5 times 😂

Rachael Domino

wait til they hear the angler fish was only 6 inches 😭😭😭

Nat

“Reading Our Birth Charts” Apr 22, 2022 !! :)

Nat

Having ant now to google all the insane questions means everything to me

Kelsey L Proffitt

If y'all want another unsettling movie - watch 'Tusk', you'll hate it

Sim Uppal

As a 6th grade teacher who is just started the Ancient Greece unit today and the Trojan horse was the lesson today, I’m cackling!!!!😂😂

Delaney Hickman

😂😂 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Poor Ant being the sympathy gag scapegoat.

Kaysie

I literally am in pain from the roar

Emma

Full hyena!!!

Monique Roussel

i CANNOT watch this shit at work OH MY GOD

Sydney Handy

the Mesopotamian people are the modern day assyrians that (Frankie you were right) are from the regions of Iraq syria iran and turkey :) slay Frankie our smart king

Julie Yalda

I have never laughed this fucking hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lylo Pamphile

The height of just too muchery

Justin Sill

Was his second scream just him trying to talk in his Scottish accent?! I’m crying 😂😂

Cait Elizabeth

Or the end of Jurassic park with the trex loll

Shaeleen Power

Joey: show us your roar Frankie: ahaaaahhhh 👹👹 I’m in tears! 😂😂

Tori Jimenez

I’m so glad they fixed the audio because wtffff was that ending lmao

Osmari Rosario

The way I watched the whole video hoping we would circle back to Joe’s reaction to sad anglerfish comments and we never came back 😂

Jordan DeAnn

And joe a pisces? He wonders why everything makes him cry

Ashley Kizlyk

He was. I swear!

Ben

Stop

Ashley Kizlyk

It's always the year of our Lord! The calendar follows the AD (after death) of Jesus, so this is the 2025th year of our lord

Ashley Kizlyk

I need to see someone put Frankie's face and roar into that production company lion intro

Ashley Kizlyk

Watching you two become astrology girlies is everything to me. Do a chart read for a Patreon episode!!

Ashley Kizlyk

The addition of Ant brings Joe and Frankie together in collaborative bullying

Ashley Kizlyk

Holy fuck I kept trying to pause the video after the 2nd roar, but I couldn't see thru the tears, ended up accidentally skipping to ants sympathy gag😭 I had to take my earbud out because I was getting light headed. That was 20 minutes ago. Fucking hellllll man

pagey.plzz

I almost crashed my car from the tears in my eyes 😂😂😂

Mariela Guzman

My stomach hurts from that roar 🤣

Don Luis

Regarding The Substance - I left the theater saying "I'm sure some weird French fuck made this movie"...looked it up and lo and behold haha. LOVED it though

Allie Faszczewski

Had to try so hard not to fucking lose it at work at that ending 😂

Austin

Ok that roar was so fucking funny 😂😂😂 I have not laughed that hard in a long time!

Kadie Kaae

I don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard

Emily Sandel

Frankie wants to kill fish for being ugly

Andy

ant giggling in the mic has me dying

Nya

The roar nearly killed me 😂

Alex

Poor Ant

Casey

I thought I was only one that hated the new studio audio. SO glad they fixed it

Janna

I’m wheeze-laughing right now 😂😂💀💀😭😭

Alexandria Lombardi

The roars are SENDING me LMFAOOOOO

Alexandria Lombardi

"Non whatever" instead of "non whatsoever" KILLED ME

Laura

The substance was honestly not that great

Mr. Anderson

I. Am. CRYING. ☠️☠️☠️

Liz Brinkmoeller

Ok. Watching this 1000 times because that roar is an instant BY classic moment. CRYING. LOL. If anyone needs to get directly to THE roar, go to 1:07:08. Tears LMFAO

Jen Pisaniello

Omg INCREDIBLE ending. I can't stop laughing. Oh Frankie - never change. lmaooooo

Lisa Pisaniello

i watched the last 10 min of this 5 times laughing so hard im crying actual tears hahahahha

Britnee

Am I tripping or does literally every year people say it's the fucking "year of our lord" 😂

CDC- Burnout77

I would want to see your guys’s take on the movie under the Silver Lakes with Andrew Garfield

Joseph Villa

Wait till they find out about the 🔥 musical about The Odyssey

Sarah Valencia

Actual tears at work bc of that ending rn 🤣

Maliyah Price

Omg I just got to the roars 😂😂😂😂

Nicole

I’m in TEARS at work because of the last 10 minutes of this episode 😭

Mollie Cochran

Ant’s “that sucks” was amazing 😂😂

Nicole

this felt like one of them og episodes BLESSSSS

the void

Someone PLEASE put together the BASEMENEYAH and the roar to a nice BASEMENERAAAAAH! 😂

Sofia Reumert

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO JULY 30TH AND I FACETIME MY FRIENDS AT 12:01 REMIND THEM IS MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHAHA

Gabriela N. Candelario

I never laughed so hard. i'm crying lmao

Nichole 1991

Alright do me a favor? Get on TikTok… search Booktok growl…. We’ll revisit this whole roaring thing. Cuz THAT? Was pitiful 😂😂😂😂

Shelby Clark

Chris brown was on that super sweet 16

Ben

I replayed that roar about 6 times and by the end of it I was wheezing so hard I started gagging like Ant. Talk about full circle 😅

Chelsey Freymuth

I’m literally crying laughing at the end

Marissa

Laughed so hard at franks first roar I woke up my 4 month old

Erika Wilson

The roaring 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reagan Keck

petition to get Ant a camera PLEASE

Kayleigh Doran

😭😭 the roar. I can’t breatheeeeee

Tiffany

The way I cried laugh!!!

Kim Guzman

The roar at the end took me out lmfao 💀

Sarah Laird

I cry laughing every time they make Ant gag like in the sour video

Nicole Cooney

I wasn’t ready for the first roar. 🤣🤣 then the mock made it better. I spit my drink out. 🤣 when joe has to put his mic down to laugh you know it wont stop. 🤣Oh no not Ant gagging in the background. 🤣🤣🤣 ah man.

Sam V

Little sass at the end of the roar lmaoo

Allie Joy Zangeneh

I have not cry laughed in a long while but the roaring sent me to the moon

sydnasty

I had the same thought 😂😂

Cassie Braun

If the basement yard ever falls they can always start another called frogs and toads 😂

Troy Ivey

Alright.. who shit my pants laughing?

Allison Wilson

I have never laughed harder than the last few mins of this episode 🤣

Megan Jefferson

frank being a leo makes SO much sense

Emily Lascelle

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER AT A TBY MOMENT MORE THAN THAT ROAR MOMENT😭😭😭😭

hind

plssssss the roar is killing me

grace

The roaring, the gagging 😂☠️

Vanessa Pineda

Omg so glad you guys fixed the audio the roaring is SENDING MEEEEEEE😭

Caitlyn McIntosh

Hands down the best way to end the show 😂😂😂

Felipe Moretti

The last five minutes were the best five minutes of my life 🤣🤣🤣

Lisa Uselman

the roar.... my god

Emily K Mannix

why did the roar sound scottish LOL

Kate Cornett

I’m CRYING at Frank’s roar wtf 😭😭

Ola Nowak

This is the content I paid for lmao

Orlando Morton

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard in my life 😂😂 that roar really took me out 😂

abby

the last ten minutes holy cow haha

Chelsea

Joe needs to watch Inside Out 1 and 2!

Michael Eenhuis

I’m never forgetting this episode 😭😭😭

Alyssa

It blows my mind frankie use to have a SLICK BACKED man bun 🤭😂🤣

Halley Plata

So glad we got the audio back for that ending 😂😂😂

Charlotte Capon

So glad we got the sound back to hear Franks roar

Haley Quintiliano

that last roar SENT MEEEEEE SO BAD LMAOOOO

Aviva Cousley

frank gagging and pointing at ant really got me HOLY FUCK

lex!

Watching this before going to work, as an archaeologist, sent me into a spiral.

Bailey Raab

I just happened to be rewatching ep # 383 so when the sound cut out I went back to finish that one, and Frankie was talking about retiring from grinding in that ep too 🤣 I know they retell stories but just thought that was quite the coincidence

Caitlin

The Roar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Heather Fricke

So glad we can hear the ending now 😭😭😭

Sierrra Bee

Yooo Frankie’s roars caught me so off guard I choked on my breakfast laughing so hard😭😭

Steph O

Do the roar👹

Matty

The end had me crying 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Giovanni Alessandro

Look at the vial number on the cover friend

Chelsea Duffy

no its not?

ki.ki03

The commanding roar took me out 😂😂

AJ

Frank is apparently big movie guy but he called Cannes “Cans”

Nick Araco

The episode number is still incorrect! 492/429

Chelsea Duffy

Yay! ❤️ my morning felt incomplete without finishing the episode!

Christi-anne

Just in time for me to tune into at work happy Monday everyone

SterbenGalaxy

Dirty moustache Joe!

Jacob Goodyer

Thanks Boys🫶

Rebecca Abdo

Happy Monday…again!

Dawson Green

Thanks guys!

Cass Daley


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