Lifetime Supply Of Assassins
Added 2025-02-28 12:00:13 +0000 UTCWhat makes one an ASSassin really?
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Did I miss something? Frankie gave condolences to the CEO’s family. How is that saying good things about him?
Katlyn Dorsey
2025-03-18 22:33:23 +0000 UTCI came back to comment this an hour after watching this podcast still laughing about how frank ended this episode lol
Dillon
2025-03-18 15:24:40 +0000 UTCThe whole assassin conversation I kept waiting for Frankie to say frogs and toads
Sharon Carroll
2025-03-17 17:53:43 +0000 UTCMy very Portuguese great grandfather used to keep his hunting whistle near the phone and blast that shit when telemarketers would call. I still have the whistle and I do plan on using it some day.
Alexis Medeiros
2025-03-11 21:28:11 +0000 UTCYou guys went to van on my birthday but I couldn’t go god I would have shit myself laughing if I did
Khlan MacDonald
2025-03-10 04:05:58 +0000 UTChairflip joe needs to happen
antonio sanchez
2025-03-08 05:34:13 +0000 UTCFree Luigi 🤷♀️
Lex ☠️
2025-03-06 19:20:06 +0000 UTCI love yall so much but you saying good things about a murderous CEO genuinely fucking broke my heart.
Lex ☠️
2025-03-06 19:19:48 +0000 UTCIt's the blink at the end for me 😂
Jennifer Conner
2025-03-06 04:33:07 +0000 UTCyou guys need to start a Santagato Studios D&D campaign. all of what you described is just d&d HAHA
Eden Heisler
2025-03-05 22:50:23 +0000 UTCI agree with Joe. An assassin is multiple. If you’ve only assassinated once, you’re just a murderer.
Chloe Kent
2025-03-04 16:58:47 +0000 UTCENERGY SWORDS 🔛🔝
Chloe Kent
2025-03-04 04:29:49 +0000 UTCI love simlish 🧎🏼♀️ sul sul
Chloe Kent
2025-03-04 04:22:55 +0000 UTCThe axe and sword part 😂
Allison Goodman
2025-03-04 02:35:35 +0000 UTCOkay, so Frankie can stand toe to toe with Apex Predators and NOW he can gingerly brush aside weapons of death 😳 🤦♂️😁
Jon Duffey
2025-03-03 02:44:09 +0000 UTCSomeone needs to make an edit of all of the times that Frank has "revealed" to Joe that he took creatine in college, because I can remember at least three times they've had that exact conversation ON POD.
Ally T
2025-03-03 02:02:14 +0000 UTCWhen will you come to Australia
Jacob Carter
2025-03-03 00:55:19 +0000 UTCI immediately smiled when Frankie brought up the leviathan axe
Ayleen Cordova
2025-03-02 18:57:32 +0000 UTCI saw the cover and FREAKED! Not because I like assassin’s creed or anything of the sort but because my husband does and he gave our son Ezio as his middle name and I thought they’d be talking about it so I sat my son with me to watch so I could say “this is where your name comes from.” Lol
Natalie Richards
2025-03-02 17:24:47 +0000 UTClooking to sell a London night 1 ticket if anyone is interested!
Geri Spillers
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Cassidyerin93
2025-03-02 14:58:26 +0000 UTCAs a total fantasy nerd and weapons (not guns) lover this is hands down one of my favourite episodes 😂
Samantha Kirkwood
2025-03-02 14:45:11 +0000 UTCWe learned braille in like 4th grade? We had no blind students at our school tho lmfao
Raven Maloy
2025-03-02 07:11:13 +0000 UTCbiometrics is da fingerprinting tech
Jemalee Kissoon
2025-03-02 01:32:58 +0000 UTCAre people who assassinate, assassinators?
Cameron Harris
2025-03-01 23:47:45 +0000 UTCI love ant being behind the camera. So worth him always almost being fired
Johnny Panic
2025-03-01 22:43:49 +0000 UTC'if they get like died' killed me
Kiara
2025-03-01 22:28:08 +0000 UTCGoogle Order of Assassins if you want the real history.
Zach Martin
2025-03-01 21:22:59 +0000 UTCVormir is not where Thor got his weapons frankie cmon😭 also the entire assassin debate pls im screaming, an assassin/hitman carries out hits for money and typically assassins kill high profile people without getting caught the guys who killed the presidents are just murderers theres a diff
Sandra Garcia
2025-03-01 20:18:43 +0000 UTCoh they would EAT THIS UP
Sandra Garcia
2025-03-01 20:14:53 +0000 UTCFrank getting away with Eminem bar is not okay
Kyle mazzur
2025-03-01 18:27:13 +0000 UTCit literally kills me every time frankie goes to say “ew” because he ALWAYS says it like it ends with the letter L but joe never calls him out on it lol (1:02:46) 😂
mae
2025-03-01 18:26:36 +0000 UTCI’d like a lifetime supply of diabetes supplies like my pods and dexcom sensors. It would be such a weight off my shoulders.
marlene vargas
2025-03-01 18:16:07 +0000 UTCThe amount of times I jumped due to the bangs/thuds on the table is embarrassing….
Stephanie
2025-03-01 17:39:21 +0000 UTCI havent seen Frankie freak out with happiness like this bc they are talking about stuff he LOVES and Joe is going along with it hahaha
paigeryan
2025-03-01 16:52:09 +0000 UTCEasy fix to the uber eats restaurant situation: order for pick up, tell the restaurant you changed your mind and would like to dine in but u can just take the to go stuff and eat it at a table. This would only be an issue at really fancy places but with the money you saved everywhere else u could afford double eating at a really fancy place every 6 months or so.
Three6Five
2025-03-01 14:43:08 +0000 UTCJoe as Altair and Frankie as Ezio is 10/10 PERFECT
DamiaAnati
2025-03-01 08:50:49 +0000 UTCThe thumbnail is badass
DamiaAnati
2025-03-01 08:48:44 +0000 UTCI had a pixie cut in high school and then grew it out and Joe is totally right. The in-between phase is ROUGH
Isabel
2025-03-01 07:55:11 +0000 UTCSatisfaction
Jasper
2025-03-01 05:23:40 +0000 UTCKoffing evolves at level 35 Frank
Desared Calaku
2025-03-01 04:30:37 +0000 UTCEast Palestine native here 🫠 It’s been two years since the derailment and still no settlements in sight. Big companies can legit gaf less about paying people out. We’ve been getting the runaround
Mary
2025-03-01 04:25:34 +0000 UTCFrankie saying he would kill a whole group of seagulls for cookies had me dying
Ashli Maduena
2025-03-01 03:13:59 +0000 UTC100% a phrase
Katie Robinson
2025-03-01 02:54:44 +0000 UTCAssassins don’t get paid?? They get something tho right?
Katie Robinson
2025-03-01 02:54:16 +0000 UTCIf I don’t get Frank on Um, Actually freaking immediately I’m gonna lose my mind
Podge
2025-03-01 02:54:11 +0000 UTCI hope you guys know that you would freaking love, LOVE playing DnD w Brennan Lee mulligan and he will LARP w you too. I stg a TBY Dropout crossover would be the best content on the planet
Podge
2025-03-01 02:50:33 +0000 UTCThrowing therapy in at the end is wild, but same 😂 the cost doesn’t help my mental health
Alexis Cothrun
2025-03-01 02:33:29 +0000 UTCi actually had a work study job in college doing this and it was from like 5-8 weekdays lmao surprisingly never got any angry pick ups
Nat
2025-03-01 02:25:10 +0000 UTCNot bankrupted, but Chili’s revoked N*SYNC’s lifetime of free Chili’s because they used it too much
MaiLinh Nguyen
2025-03-01 01:49:34 +0000 UTCDid Joe say “Frankie by the Foot”? Is this what we’re calling him when he gets way too hung up on semantics?? I like it.
Rachel Shaw
2025-03-01 01:20:03 +0000 UTCI'd like a lifetime supply of cucumber Gatorade
Michael Eenhuis
2025-03-01 00:35:18 +0000 UTCHitmen get paid. Assassins kill people of importance without pay.
Amanda Hayes
2025-03-01 00:17:23 +0000 UTCI concur with Frankie’s usage of the word “bitch”
Tosh
2025-02-28 23:55:33 +0000 UTCrealistically, if I won a lifetime supply of something, i would want it to be like toilet paper, tampons, or a toiletry of some sort. Now, if I could get a lifetime supply of whatever, it would be like concerts, traveling (limited to 2 trips a year), or like therapy.
Jenna Smith
2025-02-28 22:55:37 +0000 UTCTake a shot every time Frankie’s says “bitch”
Reilly Niles
2025-02-28 22:14:59 +0000 UTCAn assassination is typically only called and assassination when the assassinated is famous.
Danielle Rapposelli
2025-02-28 22:07:20 +0000 UTCI was screaming at my speakers lol
Danielle Rapposelli
2025-02-28 22:00:39 +0000 UTCi fear that is a real phrase (at least in the mid south where im from lol)
Finn
2025-02-28 21:59:28 +0000 UTCI’m so shocked Joey didn’t call out Frank for saying “it’s just another feather in the cap” like what gahahahaha there’s no way that’s a phrase
Alexis patnode
2025-02-28 21:58:41 +0000 UTCYea that Luigi dude is definitely not a hitman 😂 (free da boi)
S N
2025-02-28 21:43:13 +0000 UTCFleet week in Fort Lauderdale.. wild times.. I can confirm. 😅😅
Alyssa Gray
2025-02-28 21:23:01 +0000 UTCI won that year’s supply of the everything bagel hot sauce! It was a bottle a month - best prize ever! Still my favorite hot sauce ever 🤤
Tiffany Lynn
2025-02-28 20:42:45 +0000 UTCBack to back episodes that have had me in tears. First Frankie’s Roar now Joe unloading into the phone 😂
Austin
2025-02-28 19:38:01 +0000 UTCtell ant to clear his throat
Jake Miller
2025-02-28 18:44:53 +0000 UTCSwiping a credit card SUCKS!! I'm all about the tap, so fast and easy!
Erik Vandever
2025-02-28 18:43:26 +0000 UTC“I’m trying to think of which one to use” had me in TEARS 😂😂😂
Katie Harkrider
2025-02-28 18:19:18 +0000 UTCRight 🤣
Thomas Parker
2025-02-28 18:03:00 +0000 UTCJoes impression was spot on 🤣👍🏼👍🏼
Thomas Parker
2025-02-28 18:02:28 +0000 UTCThor got stormbreaker on Nidavillar Frankie cmon I thought this was ur specialty
Sarah Kent
2025-02-28 17:49:05 +0000 UTCSo glad the phone is back!!!!!
Hayley Roby
2025-02-28 17:40:52 +0000 UTCThese titles are getting out of hand 🤣
Libby
2025-02-28 17:37:36 +0000 UTCbunch of dorks my favourite weapons are razor chain whip, spartan sword and the sleeve gun from taxi driver looool
regina red
2025-02-28 17:31:17 +0000 UTCThat end spew. I can picture Frankie up at night doing that exact thing. Lolol some ppls memory.. lol
Jeremy Rideout
2025-02-28 17:26:15 +0000 UTCWe need a sign off for the Patreon!
Emily Adreani
2025-02-28 17:23:55 +0000 UTCAnt's search history must be nuts since this new studio was built
Sara Hamilton
2025-02-28 17:18:58 +0000 UTCFree TBY Patreon for life!
Lisa Uselman
2025-02-28 17:14:02 +0000 UTCDUDE when Frankie started rambling off at the end I lost it. He just kept going lmao.
Sierra
2025-02-28 17:13:00 +0000 UTCNice to see Joe nerd out with Frank for a change I loved it LOL
Clayson
2025-02-28 16:58:45 +0000 UTCFrank needs to play Pal World
Mariah Vaughn
2025-02-28 16:56:12 +0000 UTCAs a home baker who uses Oreos quite often - shipping a thousand pounds at one clip is NOT a lifetime. They'll stale out way before you can eat that amount of Oreos. lol - That kind of stuff needs to be monthly. Just goes to show the amount of disposable money these companies have!
Lisa Pisaniello
2025-02-28 16:42:15 +0000 UTCJoes Pokémon trainer impression 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Ambryel Moder
2025-02-28 16:42:01 +0000 UTCAs a Military Spouse, the navy definitely still considers Fleet Week as a very horny time. LOL
Tori
2025-02-28 16:30:40 +0000 UTCMy college calls me at 8pm for donations and its a legit person like sir GO TO BED??? STUDY???
Grace DePietro
2025-02-28 16:24:12 +0000 UTCnerdiest episode to date and thats saying something lol
lynsey
2025-02-28 16:22:47 +0000 UTCYo, I LOVE having Ant behind scenes, his laughs in the background are hilarious 😭
Ryan B
2025-02-28 16:20:15 +0000 UTCWe NEED something special for the 500th episode!!! IM BEGGING
Bri Peek
2025-02-28 16:08:33 +0000 UTCThey're really looking up EVERYTHING except the fucking definitions of hitman and assassin. 😂 A hitman is hired to murder. And assassins murder "important people". 💡
Sofia Reumert
2025-02-28 16:07:01 +0000 UTCTHIS
Britnee
2025-02-28 16:05:55 +0000 UTCAnyone notice when Joe was talking about his dads wedding suit colors, that Frankie is basically wearing the same ones but opposite 😂 (brown trim, red jacket)
Alexis Torres
2025-02-28 15:55:44 +0000 UTCI'm here for this ultra niche club 🤣
Kara
2025-02-28 15:55:34 +0000 UTCWatch Home Alone 2! They do it at the hotel 😄
Kara
2025-02-28 15:54:06 +0000 UTCI'm the same age as the boys but I have never heard of the credit card copy thing. 😅 I've worked in so many places and handled so many card payments, the machine just printed one receipt for the seller and one for the buyer. The US is so weird. 😄
Sofia Reumert
2025-02-28 15:46:48 +0000 UTCWhen Joe screamed 😭😭 I’ve replayed that idk how many times and I’m still dying 😂😂
Aracely Aviles
2025-02-28 15:36:58 +0000 UTCParty game idea - take a shot every time Frank says “let’s make that very clear” 😂
Hailey Shewchuk
2025-02-28 15:30:52 +0000 UTCMy opinion…. Hitman kills for money. Assassins kill for political benefit. Thoughts?
Mr. Anderson
2025-02-28 15:29:35 +0000 UTCYES omg a fellow book girlie that tunes into the basement yard😭❤️
Maria
2025-02-28 15:29:15 +0000 UTC27:46 love that Joe calls sais “the Carmen Electra’s”😂 referring to Elektra from daredevil
Zakk Ross
2025-02-28 15:26:04 +0000 UTCLove when the boys just absolutely nerd out
Katie O’Keefe
2025-02-28 15:23:53 +0000 UTCStorm breaker was cooler than Mjolnir, hands down
Mr. Anderson
2025-02-28 15:21:19 +0000 UTChttps://www.yahoo.com/news/1990-tom-stuker-bought-lifetime-212506621.html
Olivia Vaccaro
2025-02-28 14:44:02 +0000 UTCFrankie really thinks he's invincible lmao
HungChachi
2025-02-28 14:27:57 +0000 UTCcome LARP at the MD Renn Fest haha
Chelsea
2025-02-28 14:12:10 +0000 UTCEivor 😍😍
Tiffany
2025-02-28 13:58:30 +0000 UTCFrankie.. Thor forged storm breaker at Nidavellir. 🤦🏻♀️😂
Cass Daley
2025-02-28 13:58:03 +0000 UTCi was wondering the same thing!
Chloe Shortino
2025-02-28 13:50:21 +0000 UTCAnt fighting for his life trying to google all the weapons
liss
2025-02-28 13:24:53 +0000 UTCfiring up my PS to re play valhalla so fast 😂😂
Steph Buja
2025-02-28 13:11:42 +0000 UTCVer early yat
Nicci :)
2025-02-28 12:56:35 +0000 UTCWell now I want to replay AC odyssey.
Tiffany
2025-02-28 12:55:33 +0000 UTCthe only assassin i consider is celena sardothian aka ailen ashryver whitethorn galathyinus 🤭
Rose
2025-02-28 12:49:47 +0000 UTC“Why do you think your mom married him?” Ant just cracking up in the background 😂
Kara Law
2025-02-28 12:41:02 +0000 UTCThis thumbnail WINS the week
Adam Straughan
2025-02-28 12:04:24 +0000 UTC😛love Monday and Friday mornings
CedarDiamond915
2025-02-28 12:03:37 +0000 UTC8pm in Asia! Fav time on a Friday and Monday 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Emily
2025-02-28 12:02:36 +0000 UTCWhat are we doing for the 500th episode coming up?!
Chelsea Duffy
2025-02-28 12:02:20 +0000 UTCGood morning yardie peeps, let's fuck this day in the mouth!
Haley Quintiliano
2025-02-28 12:01:51 +0000 UTCFirst😁 happy fridayyyy
Ainsley Pearce
2025-02-28 12:00:35 +0000 UTCGood morning basement yard!!!!
Destinee James
2025-02-28 12:00:32 +0000 UTCFavorite time of the week!
Sabrina
2025-02-28 12:00:29 +0000 UTC
