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Lifetime Supply Of Assassins

What makes one an ASSassin really?

Lifetime Supply Of Assassins

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Did I miss something? Frankie gave condolences to the CEO’s family. How is that saying good things about him?

Katlyn Dorsey

I came back to comment this an hour after watching this podcast still laughing about how frank ended this episode lol

Dillon

The whole assassin conversation I kept waiting for Frankie to say frogs and toads

Sharon Carroll

My very Portuguese great grandfather used to keep his hunting whistle near the phone and blast that shit when telemarketers would call. I still have the whistle and I do plan on using it some day.

Alexis Medeiros

You guys went to van on my birthday but I couldn’t go god I would have shit myself laughing if I did

Khlan MacDonald

hairflip joe needs to happen

antonio sanchez

Free Luigi 🤷‍♀️

Lex ☠️

I love yall so much but you saying good things about a murderous CEO genuinely fucking broke my heart.

Lex ☠️

It's the blink at the end for me 😂

Jennifer Conner

you guys need to start a Santagato Studios D&D campaign. all of what you described is just d&d HAHA

Eden Heisler

I agree with Joe. An assassin is multiple. If you’ve only assassinated once, you’re just a murderer.

Chloe Kent

ENERGY SWORDS 🔛🔝

Chloe Kent

I love simlish 🧎🏼‍♀️ sul sul

Chloe Kent

The axe and sword part 😂

Allison Goodman

Okay, so Frankie can stand toe to toe with Apex Predators and NOW he can gingerly brush aside weapons of death 😳 🤦‍♂️😁

Jon Duffey

Someone needs to make an edit of all of the times that Frank has "revealed" to Joe that he took creatine in college, because I can remember at least three times they've had that exact conversation ON POD.

Ally T

When will you come to Australia

Jacob Carter

I immediately smiled when Frankie brought up the leviathan axe

Ayleen Cordova

I saw the cover and FREAKED! Not because I like assassin’s creed or anything of the sort but because my husband does and he gave our son Ezio as his middle name and I thought they’d be talking about it so I sat my son with me to watch so I could say “this is where your name comes from.” Lol

Natalie Richards

looking to sell a London night 1 ticket if anyone is interested!

Geri Spillers

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Cassidyerin93

As a total fantasy nerd and weapons (not guns) lover this is hands down one of my favourite episodes 😂

Samantha Kirkwood

We learned braille in like 4th grade? We had no blind students at our school tho lmfao

Raven Maloy

biometrics is da fingerprinting tech

Jemalee Kissoon

Are people who assassinate, assassinators?

Cameron Harris

I love ant being behind the camera. So worth him always almost being fired

Johnny Panic

'if they get like died' killed me

Kiara

Google Order of Assassins if you want the real history.

Zach Martin

Vormir is not where Thor got his weapons frankie cmon😭 also the entire assassin debate pls im screaming, an assassin/hitman carries out hits for money and typically assassins kill high profile people without getting caught the guys who killed the presidents are just murderers theres a diff

Sandra Garcia

oh they would EAT THIS UP

Sandra Garcia

Frank getting away with Eminem bar is not okay

Kyle mazzur

it literally kills me every time frankie goes to say “ew” because he ALWAYS says it like it ends with the letter L but joe never calls him out on it lol (1:02:46) 😂

mae

I’d like a lifetime supply of diabetes supplies like my pods and dexcom sensors. It would be such a weight off my shoulders.

marlene vargas

The amount of times I jumped due to the bangs/thuds on the table is embarrassing….

Stephanie

I havent seen Frankie freak out with happiness like this bc they are talking about stuff he LOVES and Joe is going along with it hahaha

paigeryan

Easy fix to the uber eats restaurant situation: order for pick up, tell the restaurant you changed your mind and would like to dine in but u can just take the to go stuff and eat it at a table. This would only be an issue at really fancy places but with the money you saved everywhere else u could afford double eating at a really fancy place every 6 months or so.

Three6Five

Joe as Altair and Frankie as Ezio is 10/10 PERFECT

DamiaAnati

The thumbnail is badass

DamiaAnati

I had a pixie cut in high school and then grew it out and Joe is totally right. The in-between phase is ROUGH

Isabel

Satisfaction

Jasper

Koffing evolves at level 35 Frank

Desared Calaku

East Palestine native here 🫠 It’s been two years since the derailment and still no settlements in sight. Big companies can legit gaf less about paying people out. We’ve been getting the runaround

Mary

Frankie saying he would kill a whole group of seagulls for cookies had me dying

Ashli Maduena

100% a phrase

Katie Robinson

Assassins don’t get paid?? They get something tho right?

Katie Robinson

If I don’t get Frank on Um, Actually freaking immediately I’m gonna lose my mind

Podge

I hope you guys know that you would freaking love, LOVE playing DnD w Brennan Lee mulligan and he will LARP w you too. I stg a TBY Dropout crossover would be the best content on the planet

Podge

Throwing therapy in at the end is wild, but same 😂 the cost doesn’t help my mental health

Alexis Cothrun

i actually had a work study job in college doing this and it was from like 5-8 weekdays lmao surprisingly never got any angry pick ups

Nat

Not bankrupted, but Chili’s revoked N*SYNC’s lifetime of free Chili’s because they used it too much

MaiLinh Nguyen

Did Joe say “Frankie by the Foot”? Is this what we’re calling him when he gets way too hung up on semantics?? I like it.

Rachel Shaw

I'd like a lifetime supply of cucumber Gatorade

Michael Eenhuis

Hitmen get paid. Assassins kill people of importance without pay.

Amanda Hayes

I concur with Frankie’s usage of the word “bitch”

Tosh

realistically, if I won a lifetime supply of something, i would want it to be like toilet paper, tampons, or a toiletry of some sort. Now, if I could get a lifetime supply of whatever, it would be like concerts, traveling (limited to 2 trips a year), or like therapy.

Jenna Smith

Take a shot every time Frankie’s says “bitch”

Reilly Niles

An assassination is typically only called and assassination when the assassinated is famous.

Danielle Rapposelli

I was screaming at my speakers lol

Danielle Rapposelli

i fear that is a real phrase (at least in the mid south where im from lol)

Finn

I’m so shocked Joey didn’t call out Frank for saying “it’s just another feather in the cap” like what gahahahaha there’s no way that’s a phrase

Alexis patnode

Yea that Luigi dude is definitely not a hitman 😂 (free da boi)

S N

Fleet week in Fort Lauderdale.. wild times.. I can confirm. 😅😅

Alyssa Gray

I won that year’s supply of the everything bagel hot sauce! It was a bottle a month - best prize ever! Still my favorite hot sauce ever 🤤

Tiffany Lynn

Back to back episodes that have had me in tears. First Frankie’s Roar now Joe unloading into the phone 😂

Austin

tell ant to clear his throat

Jake Miller

Swiping a credit card SUCKS!! I'm all about the tap, so fast and easy!

Erik Vandever

“I’m trying to think of which one to use” had me in TEARS 😂😂😂

Katie Harkrider

Right 🤣

Thomas Parker

Joes impression was spot on 🤣👍🏼👍🏼

Thomas Parker

Thor got stormbreaker on Nidavillar Frankie cmon I thought this was ur specialty

Sarah Kent

So glad the phone is back!!!!!

Hayley Roby

These titles are getting out of hand 🤣

Libby

bunch of dorks my favourite weapons are razor chain whip, spartan sword and the sleeve gun from taxi driver looool

regina red

That end spew. I can picture Frankie up at night doing that exact thing. Lolol some ppls memory.. lol

Jeremy Rideout

We need a sign off for the Patreon!

Emily Adreani

Ant's search history must be nuts since this new studio was built

Sara Hamilton

Free TBY Patreon for life!

Lisa Uselman

DUDE when Frankie started rambling off at the end I lost it. He just kept going lmao.

Sierra

Nice to see Joe nerd out with Frank for a change I loved it LOL

Clayson

Frank needs to play Pal World

Mariah Vaughn

As a home baker who uses Oreos quite often - shipping a thousand pounds at one clip is NOT a lifetime. They'll stale out way before you can eat that amount of Oreos. lol - That kind of stuff needs to be monthly. Just goes to show the amount of disposable money these companies have!

Lisa Pisaniello

Joes Pokémon trainer impression 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ambryel Moder

As a Military Spouse, the navy definitely still considers Fleet Week as a very horny time. LOL

Tori

My college calls me at 8pm for donations and its a legit person like sir GO TO BED??? STUDY???

Grace DePietro

nerdiest episode to date and thats saying something lol

lynsey

Yo, I LOVE having Ant behind scenes, his laughs in the background are hilarious 😭

Ryan B

We NEED something special for the 500th episode!!! IM BEGGING

Bri Peek

They're really looking up EVERYTHING except the fucking definitions of hitman and assassin. 😂 A hitman is hired to murder. And assassins murder "important people". 💡

Sofia Reumert

THIS

Britnee

Anyone notice when Joe was talking about his dads wedding suit colors, that Frankie is basically wearing the same ones but opposite 😂 (brown trim, red jacket)

Alexis Torres

I'm here for this ultra niche club 🤣

Kara

Watch Home Alone 2! They do it at the hotel 😄

Kara

I'm the same age as the boys but I have never heard of the credit card copy thing. 😅 I've worked in so many places and handled so many card payments, the machine just printed one receipt for the seller and one for the buyer. The US is so weird. 😄

Sofia Reumert

When Joe screamed 😭😭 I’ve replayed that idk how many times and I’m still dying 😂😂

Aracely Aviles

Party game idea - take a shot every time Frank says “let’s make that very clear” 😂

Hailey Shewchuk

My opinion…. Hitman kills for money. Assassins kill for political benefit. Thoughts?

Mr. Anderson

YES omg a fellow book girlie that tunes into the basement yard😭❤️

Maria

27:46 love that Joe calls sais “the Carmen Electra’s”😂 referring to Elektra from daredevil

Zakk Ross

Love when the boys just absolutely nerd out

Katie O’Keefe

Storm breaker was cooler than Mjolnir, hands down

Mr. Anderson

https://www.yahoo.com/news/1990-tom-stuker-bought-lifetime-212506621.html

Olivia Vaccaro

Frankie really thinks he's invincible lmao

HungChachi

come LARP at the MD Renn Fest haha

Chelsea

Eivor 😍😍

Tiffany

Frankie.. Thor forged storm breaker at Nidavellir. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Cass Daley

i was wondering the same thing!

Chloe Shortino

Ant fighting for his life trying to google all the weapons

liss

firing up my PS to re play valhalla so fast 😂😂

Steph Buja

Ver early yat

Nicci :)

Well now I want to replay AC odyssey.

Tiffany

the only assassin i consider is celena sardothian aka ailen ashryver whitethorn galathyinus 🤭

Rose

“Why do you think your mom married him?” Ant just cracking up in the background 😂

Kara Law

This thumbnail WINS the week

Adam Straughan

😛love Monday and Friday mornings

CedarDiamond915

8pm in Asia! Fav time on a Friday and Monday 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Emily

What are we doing for the 500th episode coming up?!

Chelsea Duffy

Good morning yardie peeps, let's fuck this day in the mouth!

Haley Quintiliano

First😁 happy fridayyyy

Ainsley Pearce

Good morning basement yard!!!!

Destinee James

Favorite time of the week!

Sabrina


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