Hello Friends!

Between you and jesse, who'd be front and who back?

Since he probably has eaten at ikea I wonder if hes tried to do any of their dishes at home. And if he hasnt can you force him to try?

If you and Jesse had to share an apartment, what would be in the fridge? Like what would be on Jesse's side and what would be on your side?

If you could shoot five different liquids out of your fingers, what would you choose and for which finger? (i.e. chocolate milk for your thumb, mac n cheese sauce for your pointer finger, liquid gold for your middle finger, etc.)

What is your favorite Ikea food?

Christopher

My question- "Your hair has all fallen out. Its all gone, all of it. Do you A. Wear a hat, B. Get a wig, C. Go bald and proud

What are your favorite brand of socks?

Bradley Yesko

What's your favourite organic chemical substance, and which properties make it such? I, for one, love chloroform, because it smells fresh and fruity.

Johannes B

Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

If we invented intelligent AI beings, would it be ok for them to slowly replace humanity? I don't mean mass murder us, just gradually replacing us as our species peters out (think Jesse + AI wife).

Zack

Screw asking what’s in your fridge! What’s in MY fridge?

Crendor: of all the races in WoW, including npc races, which one would you like to go on a romantic date with and why? And you can't say humans or any of the elves.

Pip van Hees

Crendor, Can you not answer this question without it being a paradox? (this is to prove hes really a robot made by PapaJohns, and once he processes this he will blow up since its like dividing by zero)

4) how do you prove have free will?

3) if aliens exist and have visited Earth, why aren't they at war with the Mayan Robots?

2) if you had to choose between living in Florida or living homeless in Chicago what would you choose?

1) what are Crendors top five ways to boost your immune?

What are your most cherished old-man Crendor family recipes against sickness and other ailments? We all already know about the tea, but what else? Could you possible cure the entire world with your knowledge?

If you die and beacome a gost, what is the thing keeping you here ? what is your unfinish desire ?

Cédric Armengaud

If there were two guy on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what?

Klompus Smith

Is your most used password "Mac'n Cat" or "Cat'n Cheese"?

Nadia Stremlau - Coenraad

favorite era of history to learn about, and or favorite historical figure, Teddy Roosevelt, Julius Caesar, Ralph waldo Emerson, Napoleon Bonaparte, etc

do you use essential oils? if so which ones do you like?

favorite book, verse, or story in the bible?

How does one cat?

are the lives of us mortal man dictated by fate, chance, and destiny. or by free will, universal laws, cause and effect.

If you inseminated Tracer and she used Recall, would she still get pregnant? If not, why and if you're thinkin what I'm thinking, where would the semen go? If she used Recall after sexing you, would she be a virgin? Would you?

What is the value of a man?

Rene Descarte in his book meditations on first philosophy: proves that he himself exist because he is a thinking thing. (i think therefore i am) that God exist for he is dependent on something else for his existence greater than himself. so how do you Crendor prove that others human-beings exist with a soul or merely shades and automaton.

Do you think that the only race is the human race? Follow up question: what would the race be? Follow up to the follow up: who would win? Blacks, asians, purple people, Guy Fieri etc

Imagine a world where WoW was never created. Where would Crendor be today?

Crendor, which IKEA has the best food?

If energy is matter, and matter is energy, why can we not 3d print things out of light or heat?

Keiran Stockley

Crendor, why are we unable to taste sounds and smell colours?

Dargonaxable

Crendor, why didn't you do that thing you were supposed to do?

Is a bagel with cream cheese just a pizza bagel without sauce?

What body part will fail you next and need to be evicted by scalpel?

Jessica Miller

Does your laugh ever concern you that one day you'll laugh so hard you'll implode?

Where did you hide it?

Zack Perrin

If you could be anything from IKEA what would it be

What set of items would you buy to make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

If you got arrested in Florida, what would be the headline?

Crendor, why does the word bed look like a bed.

Stalkingweasel

Have you ever seen the same pigeon twice?

flwrsinmyteeth

If cheese in a grilled cheese is melty (like it should be) is it a solid or a liquid?

Crendor, I must know, what are your thoughts on SCP-3008 A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA?

Mukalytic

If you could NOT be a sloth irl (i know a horrible thought), what animal would you be then?

Henrik Åstrand

if you got stuck in an alternate dimension where humans are extinct, would you look for a way back or proclaim yourself a king of the world and rule the sloths?

Таверна Чванлива Чайка

What is the meaning of life and why is it Ikea?

Did you have a good day today?

flwrsinmyteeth

What is your preferred brand of laundry detergent and why?

Aimee Wakai

What is in your car?

Which Game suprised you this Year?

Why do the words flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Rafi

How long would a house, made entirely of parmesan cheese, last in a climate similar to Oklahoma City?

If multiverse theory is to be believed, and there is a universe where every possiblity is in fact true, would that not then cause there to be a universe where multiverse theory is untrue? Furthering that, would it not then be possible to suggest this is the universe where it is untrue, thus simultaneously disproving and proving multiverse theory to be correct?

Do you think the moon actually IS made of cheese and the government is just keeping it all to themselves?

Gaismister

If you were an American city or neighborhood, which would you be and why?

How will society react when we finally discover the hidden society of mole people living in the core of the Earth?

Is this real life or are we all just in one giant simulation?

Haydon Saxon-Bate

Do we really have free will, or are our "choices" determined just by the combination of DNA and learned information and experiences that shape our brain?

What is our meaning in the scheme of the universe?

j00d_d00d

If the Packers were to move from Green Bay would you still support them

Peter Siddorn

In Italy they have cheese banks. If you were to have a cheese bank account which cheeses would you have in there?

Sarah (@pensivegamez) Jones

If you went back in time to see your mother at your current age or younger, how would she react when you told her you were get son?

Which is worse. The fact we as humans are a tiny blip on the grand scale of the universe, or, that humans are tiny atoms bumping into each other in just the right way we have become self aware?

When the Earth was forged, what color was the ooze that eventually became life here?

Supersecretslug

Crendor, my backyard pool just isn't bringing the vibrant, relaxation factor that I believed it would. I've tried rock gardens, shrubs, and even topiaries. What can I do?

Ryan Spargo

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Also, how is the Squishables collection going?

Perry Splettstoeszer

What is in my pocket?

David Eisel

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a drive way?

If you guys made a Cox & Crendor pinball machine, what would it look like and have?

Jeroen Heijster (MoonRaven)

If you went on Shark Tank what would your product and pitch be?

If you were given a chance to see your spirit animal, but it looked like a man you've never meant, would you search for them?

Would you rather have 10 extra years to live or an extra hour every day?

Why do paleontologists insist on saying that prehistoric animals had no fat deposits despite aggressive proof to the contrary?

The Ferret

If you were transported forward in time, what would be your first question? (After what year is it?)

Was Crendor's gallbladder really just holding him back from true greatness? If Crendor in a wig were to switch places with Dodger for a day, would anyone notice, even Sam?

xtcrefugee

Let's say someone is going to blow up the world unless you make $1 million in the next 24 hours. You're not allowed to play the stock market or the lottery, how would you make the money? (Or, more likely, what would you do as you wait for our impending doom?)

PressurizedPleasure

Question: Can Humanity ever have true equality?

How can you prove fate is or isn't real, even if a test to prove it wasn't was meant to happen or vice versa?

What's your insight on the science of language, and how pronounce "woman" vs "women" dispite how they're spelled?

What Crendor hidding under the bed? :P

If you saw someone you loved be killed, but then someone made an exact copy of them, all the way down to the atomic level, (taking Crendor as an example, they would still be missing their gallbladder and a couple toenails) Would you love them just as much as much?

What parts of which animals would you combine to make your perfect household pet?

Lets see... "While the standard model ever be truly complete, or will we just find ever greater and greater depths?" "Was Schopenhauer right, that life without pain has no meaning?" "What is orange, how do we truly know and share experience of colour when we cannot know how our perceptions of colour affect us, and in the end does that matter?" "Does modern abstract art have any purpose or significance" "What is in your next door neighbours freezer?" "Why am I writing these questions even if I fear that they may never get asked, or is the fear that you may stumble upon a truth so deep its full effect wont be felt for generations?"

Would life be better or worse if every person with the same first name was telepathically connected?

LimeOfDoom

Do you believe we'll ever implement Universal Basic Income? If so, how long do you believe it'll take until this occurs?

Ty Wilkins

If your stuck in an island what is the one thing you would rather have over the clothes you are wearing

If you were a walrus, and you lost a tusk, would you replace it with a pickle?

What is Crendor's favorite place to go/hang out outside his house NOT including Ikea?

How can a smell be trade marked?!

MooZog

Why is Patrick Stewart not aging?

Nicholas Robinson

If if’s and but’s were candies and nuts, would we all have a merry Christmas?

If you two were Dodger's cats (sherlock and watson), which one of you would be the first to poop on Sam?

is IPv6 really that stable and less prone to packet collision than IPv4 ?

clement morin

Why do people put pennies under trains and not forks?

If Crendor could have rolled a natural 20 on any "check" in his life, what whould have had the biggest impact

Kanashimu

are humans still evolving?

clement morin

What do grapefruits have to do with grapes?

Do you think dogs and/or cats experience time passing the same way we do?