NOBODY LIKE OR COMMENT ON THIS POST OR I'LL QUIT- Alejandro's Blog Post
Added 2022-11-01 18:04:13 +0000 UTCNovember time is upon us. Halloween has come and gone and we are now this much closer to a world of 24/7 "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. Hello kids my name is Alejandro the Assistant Editor and it's my time of the month to post a very nice post for all of you today. This is me trying to shake the hand of our lord and savior Jesse Cox but he doesn't want to touch me because he says I "haven't bathed in several days" or something.
Last week was Chilluminati Live and that was a really fun experience! I didn't care about Jesse saying stupid shit on a stage because I have to endure that everyday.
SIDE NOTE: Jesse gave us free tickets to the show but he said those tickets didn't include the VIP show. But then when we showed up AFTER the VIP show the venue told us we did have VIP passes. So Jesse Cox LIED (He didn't know, he was very confused)
A few of you Patreoners came up to me and the other Cox Kids and introduced yourselves and GENUINELY from the bottom of my heart that was the neatest shit in the world getting to feel like a niche micro internet celebrity. Thanks again and don't be a stranger in the future!
SAPPY SHIT TIME OVER
We've had a lot of visitors here in the office this week. David (Jesse's VERY first ever editor) came by today to borrow some equipment and it was cool to see the very first generation of editor. He does big boy stuff now and is a big deal.
And also JIRARD THE COMPLETIONIST has been stopping by a LOT recently to film a game with Jesse and you should keep any eye out for those videos in the near future.
In my recent book reading news, I just finished The Stormlight Archive yesterday which has taken me 3 months to do. The entire series so far is 213 hours of Audiobook, or 5100 pages, or 1,800,000 words. The next book in the series won't come out until Fall 2024 so I'm just gonna disassociate out of reality until then. But for now I just started reading The Hyperion Series by Dan Simmons.
That's all I've got for now I think. So goodbye and remember! If anyone comments or likes this post AT ALL I'm outta here! I'll be gone! I'll scram! So DON'T DO IT.
Later!
“The most important words a man can say are, "I will do better.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer, The Stormlight Archive
Comments
If you're into fantasy, and like the super trope-y fantasy (I do sometimes!) and haven't read it yet, may I recommend the Dragonlance setting? Start with the core ones first Autumn, Winter, Spring, and then branch out from there if you like them. WotC is pushing Dragonlance stuff right now because they're releasing a setting module next month, and the original authors wrote a new book after a long time away just last year.
2022-11-10 03:54:43 +0000 UTCSweet! You have a TON to look forward to. Many Sanderlanches (intense roller coaster book endings) ahead of you! :)
Matthew Macomber
2022-11-04 18:50:11 +0000 UTCOther than the end of The Wheel of Time I haven't read any other Sando yet, but once I'm done with Hyperion I plan on starting the Mistborn series. Brandon is definitely my favorite author. - Alejandro
Jesse Cox
2022-11-04 16:58:56 +0000 UTCYOU CAN'T STOP US ALEJANDRO! Also, I'm glad you finished the current Stormlight Archive and are excited for the next one! Have you ready anything else by Brandon Sanderson?
Matthew Macomber
2022-11-04 12:39:55 +0000 UTCWell then Alejandro. Challenge accepted.
Punkle Jones
2022-11-02 14:20:46 +0000 UTCI guess we get to kill now like Jesse did in Dead by Daylight 😂
Jeff
2022-11-01 21:57:46 +0000 UTCI had to, my cat made me.
Gary McCoy
2022-11-01 19:38:26 +0000 UTCThis is not a comment.
Eric S
2022-11-01 18:24:17 +0000 UTChehehheh
cpudude30k
2022-11-01 18:22:53 +0000 UTCWell, good bye Alejandro then..sad to see you go! :|
DrSordidus
2022-11-01 18:12:36 +0000 UTCI love the stormlight archive. Great books. Also please dont quit, what would Jesse do? Who is going to kill in dead by daylight?
Srscricket
2022-11-01 18:10:30 +0000 UTC
