Brooklyn Nine-Nine Episode 2-5 Reaction

so in response to the question how many of you are criminals and still broke. ill tackle it, im not a criminal or not anymore however when i was Much younger i was and yeah i was broke as fuck, there's a divide there, you have the criminals that do it because its good money and its what they know generally and then you have the kind like i was with no other options who are never really going to make any good or real money because whoever your working for is deeply aware you cant just walk away you don't have options, you don't have choices. For me, i grew up in a really shitty ghetto where police would straight up not come if you called them, or on the rare occasions they did it would be a 70- 120 minute response time. occasionally really big shit would happen like wide spread arson and a riot and they would come to suppress that but that's about it, they were not interested in maintaining law and order just suppressing an active riot and leaving fast, to top it off i wasnt allowed to go to school and my father purposefully isolated me and filled me with paranoia and deep rooted hatred that boarded on irrational towards other people. then eventually he kicked me out at 12, and i didnt know about things like CPS or that the government has programs to help children. i saw the government as this big bad because thats how it was always taught to me, i saw every person as an enemy if i couldnt figure out what they wanted from me because thats how i was raised to believe other humans are that they are all out to get you at every given opportunity and if you cant understand why they are helping you it means your already in the trap. i did have a few "good" things going for me though, im genetically an utter freak i have insanely high bone density and muscle density, making me alot heavier than i should be and way stronger than my size implies, able to take a heinous beating, and damn near impossible to knock out through trauma because of how dense the muscles in my neck and bone in my skull is, and my body massively over produces testosterone and a few proteins that handle muscular generation and regeneration, basically it means i pack on muscle and never lose it as if im on a constant IV of steroids and likely due to all that stuff i started puberty at 11 too which further magnified those attributes. and because of how my father raised me i believed those parts of me where the only thing worth anything that my measure as a man was by how bloody and heavy my hands were. Safe to say when i was offered pennies to do nasty shit in an underground ring for people who got kicks watching kids fight animals and other kids, i didnt take much convincing, never got paid more than enough to rest just long enough to be healed for another match and that continued for years until i got taller bigger and i wasnt as interesting an attraction but still just useful enough to get offered a different kind of work, in "debt management" end of the day it was the same trap, just enough pay to survive, never enough to get comfortable think about a future, plan for something better. always kept me too busy to improve myself to learn or realize just how badly i was being used how in the dark and ignorant it was. and that continued until i was 16 when someone i experienced the loss of someone i actually loved, one of the very few people that i couldn't just accept was gone and say "your dead it doesn't matter anymore" to in response. that was the kick in the ass i needed to change, she'd constantly been telling me i needed to get out of this, that i was being used and i didn't listen and a big part of that was because id written myself off a long time ago, i had come close to death alot of times in a very short span of time, to the point where i considered myself on borrowed time, i knew i couldn't get lucky and expect my unnatural resilience to keep me alive forever, eventually someone was gonna stab me or shoot me and this time they'd hit somewhere i couldn't heal from. i didn't plan to make it to 16 never thought it possible id survive that long. when i did and she was gone i realized how much of a fucking idiot i was i thought of how many people i got to know who were dead from injures i'd shrugged off and it hit me that im playing a stupid game counting on the idea that im immortal until im not and then it doesnt matter because im done. alot of people who get into shit at a low level like that never rise or get anything out of it, they are kept down because they are useful tools, i was a useful tool no one needed me for my creativity, they needed the guy who had no empathy and alot of anger he was willing to misdirect. and they pay you just enough to survive, to keep you sedate, to think your doing ok, not good but not nothing at least your still surviving right and they keep doing that until you burn up under the weight of survival

Dionysus

19 in the army and she was 59

nick mccoy

Well he is gay and he is black. Like you are being so weird

Peppy

Bro unlock the next 5 episodes of B99 it’s been 6 days😭😭 let us in this tier watch it

Funkystar

Imagine getting upset cause a reaction content creator didn't wanna continue a series cause he didn't enjoy it. People already have tried to claim he fakes reactions on some bs, why would he force himself to watch something just because other people want to watch it? If they/you wanna watch something so bad, free will exists, yall can go watch it on your own. It's insane for you to act like Don's videos are the only way someone can enjoy a show/movie.

Anthony Olson

uhhhhggg again with your racist ass. crazy how you'll bitch with four comments on the lucifer vid and yet you're still here bitching again. you clearly have nothing better to do with your life. No one's forcing you to be here, and no one's here to make anything political so just unsubscribe and leave. Crying like a baby about race, yet giving your money away to a black content creator just to whine is crazy.

Anthony Olson

0:52 ugggggghhhhhhhh again with this black shit

Josh Cahill

Keep them coming Don the show just gets better

Funkystar

skipping the intro is criminal

Charlie Richards

Ouuu. Fellow psych fans!!!

BojacksReacts

That shi was hilarious 😂

BojacksReacts

oh yeaaa ha

krupek XD

BTW tho next time you want someone to read your WHOLE message, don't start with "this is trash" most people would stop right there and get defensive about a show they like, you just have bad taste and i bet some shows u enjoy are ACTUALLY trash.

krupek XD

Ok so this is very fair but also harsh, fair in the fact that yes if there is no whole show it is pointless to subscribe, he would 100% have more subs sure, but i don't think he cares about subs otherwise he would, also he would have more views if he uploaded whole show as some people search for specific episode reaction (eg. main character death or something major) and if he doesn't have that ep up that's big views lost, i think reason he keeps switching shows is because he wants to get as many different viewers as possible different genres etc = more broad range of viewers, as long as he gets a lot of people sub for a month or two and leave when he switches to diff show that's better financially than a smaller chunk of consistent subs income. BUT doing all episodes and uploading them to YouTube would generate more subscribers and money over long term, but i guess hes in it to just make some money for his family not to set them up for generations of wealth, otherwise yea would finish shows. but some ofc are understandable to leave as they get boring and/or repetitive.

krupek XD

true, but hope he didn't stop

krupek XD

haha i forgot how jokes this show is

krupek XD

This show is great, you have horrible humor

24k_kandy7

Who is that meant for?

urbann

Sheep

XcelDarlek

This show is good

urbann

Don you should try pitch perfect and borat

Freddie

Example?

Ben Jones

Superstore has a similar humour to this

Liz Fothergill

Bro just stops watching every good show for a mediocre one….

Dominic

unlock daredevil

Kenshi

You can clearly see he's enjoying the show but even so what would you rather him watch what is considered not garbage for you?

EqPs

Adiós 👋

Josh W

XcelDarlek

Facts need more

Josh W

Nah fr

Liray

W posts yesterday but need more b99 tbh it just gets better

Jamie

Fun fact, the guy that plays Jake and the girl that plays Gina have been friends since they were kids, and they have a similar background in the show

Caiden Davis

KEEEP THIS UP WE NEED THIS ALL THE TIME, WHY AM I SCREAMING

Qadeer

Oh psych is definitely funnier than this show and it doesn’t feel like it’s forcing itself to be a funny show it just comes out that way

Arell

Ngl i found the comedy in the first couple episodes of Brooklyn 99 so bad that I couldn't even continue watching, I absolutely LOVE Psych though and find it so much funnier

Waasiii

You’ll love psych if you like this type of comedy

Arell

Apples Autocorrect turned horrendous

Jamie

Samberg*

Ben Jones

Andy somber (Jake) also done a movie with Adam Sandler “that’s my boy” it’s actually really good

Jamie

Then trudy

Jamie

can't wait for the Pontiac Bandit, best side character in this entire show 😭

ILikeWater

also fun fact, rosa diaz, the "scary" girl......is the voice of Mirabel from Encanto

Matthew MacKinnon

top tier surprise upload frfr

Matthew MacKinnon

The next episode is recurring 1 ep every season thsi show is a W surprise

Jamie

Keep it going please

Arell

Bet you goated for this Don!

Josh W

don please watch monster trucks

The Scrapz

Holy don, nvm. Take your time with blue lock. I’m a D1 glazer tho

xStu

More daredevilllllllllllllllllllll please

alfie

Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ben Jones