The New Normal - OMAKE - Ingame Snippets

The New Normal – OMAKE – Ingame Conversation Snippets

First time meeting, with John standing outside of a Pokéshop in Cerulean.

[“…Hey kiddo. Do you need some help beating the Gym Leader? Well, you can buy some of the Smith family Moomoo milk. They’re better than potions!”]

When defeated:

[“…Huh. Wow. You really do have talent, don’t you. It’s strange that you’re the second 11-year-old to have defeated me today. I guess this is what happens when you’re no longer the protagonist. Anyways, I think your ‘rival’ is up ahead. Pretty sure he already beat the Champion.”]

[“…oops. I wasn’t supposed to spoil that, was I? Oh well. What are they gonna do, fire me?”]

When defeated, but your rival is named something ridiculous:

[“…Huh. Wow. You really do have talent, don’t you. It’s strange that you’re the second 11-year-old to have defeated me today...though at least your name isn’t BUTTFACE. I swear to Arceus, please defeat your rival so that he’s no longer the Champion. Indigo cannot afford to have a 11-year-old Champion named BUTTFACE. PLEASE!”]

[“…Also, we should introduce a new law to ban names like that. It should be a crime.”]

When battling him with a team full of Gardevoir:

[“Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. That’s not happening. I’m not about to let you get pass me with a team like that. Sorry, but not sorry, your journey ends here.”]

When battling him with a team full of Legendaries:

[“…Can I just surrender so you can move on? Saves us both the time and trouble.”]

When speaking to him after you become Champion:

[“You really did it huh…can’t believe we here in Indigo are celebrating having a 11-year-old Champion. I can’t tell if Hoenn is going to be laughing at us, or terrified that someone as young as you managed to become our Champion.”]

[“Why are you looking at me like I’m being a hypocrite? I was SIXTEEN when I became an Elite Four! That’s very different!”]

When trying to enter John’s house:

[The door is locked.]

When trying to enter John’s house part 2:

[The door is locked, and will remained locked.]

When trying to enter John’s house part 3:

[The door is lock…hang on, there’s a note that was just slipped underneath the door.]

[It reads ‘To whom it may concern, please stop knocking on the door. It is locked for a reason. If you would like to explore a fancy house for items or people to talk to, I suggest visiting the vacation house in Undella Town. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. Now, please go away.’]

When asking about Team Rocket:

[“They are a plague on our society. I’m only glad that we were quick to act and fight back against them. Who knows what kinds of damage they could have done?”]

[“Wait…why are you looking upset about that? Don’t tell me that a 11-year-old like you wanted to fight against Team Rocket by yourself! That’s pure lunacy!”]

[“Stop looking at me like that!”]

When asking about Team Rocket, with Giovanni nearby:

[“They are a plague on our society. I’m very thankful that Giovanni led the charge against them and helped Indigo push them back. I’m very proud to be his friend.”]

[“Wait…why are you looking suspiciously at Giovanni? He’s a great man! He’s the last person to be associated with Team Rocket! Just ask anyone! …What’s making you so suspicious of him?”]

When speaking at the Celadon Game Corner:

[“I’m not much of a gambler, but is it me or are these slots rigged AGAINST the house? It seems like I win more than I lose when I’m here.”]

[“Also, what are you doing snooping around like that? And why are you looking at that poster? There’s nothing suspicious about it, it’s just a poster. Of a lady wearing a bikini. Actually, why ARE you looking at a poster like that?”]

[“In fact, how did you even get in here? I thought this was for 16+ only? Who let you in? Even I got IDed before I could come in, AND I’M IN THE ELITE FOUR!”]

When speaking to John before heading to Hoenn:

[“You know…I envy you for being so free to travel around wherever you like. Though I do hope you have a good time in Hoenn, I certainly did.”]

[“Oh, and uh, just a word of advice. Just be careful around Drake. I’m pretty sure someone as young as you don’t deserve to be assaulted by what comes out of his mouth. I’m pretty sure 80% of what he says is not for children. But otherwise, he’s a pretty cool guy.”]

When walking around a city with an unreasonably large ‘follow’ Pokémon:

[“Look. I can understand that walking around with your Pokémon are one of the greatest joys of life. Trust me, I get it. But…how do I say this…your Pokémon isn’t going to fit on the streets, and in fact is already tearing up the pavement as it is walking around.”]

[“I really hate to be THAT guy, but I’m gonna have to ask you to put that away. You’re scaring the children.”]

When speaking at the Moomoo Farm on Route 39:

[“It’s a true tragedy to see a sick Miltank, unable to produce any Moomoo milk. But hey, if you want Moomoo milk, I can assure you that the Smith family’s Moomoo milk is a much better alternative!”]

[“Why are you looking at me like I’m scum? It wasn’t ME that made the Miltank sick. I’m just an honest businessman!”]

Before the Champion rematch challenge:

[“Look…I get that you’re a strong trainer. Really, I’m sure everyone knows this by now. But ever since you’ve become Champion, you haven’t touched any of the paperwork, and you haven’t attended a single committee meeting. Things are about to implode back there in the office.”]

[“So…no hard feelings, but I’ve got to get you out of there. Oh, and before we begin, I’d just like to say three words.”]

[“Huge. Power. Slaking”]

A.N. Just another random OMAKE that I came up with after I got so inspired by that last one. I’m glad you all enjoyed the previous one.

And yes, this is in no actual order, nor should you take anything in this OMAKE seriously. Again, it’s supposed to take place in an AU pokemon game. Don’t think about it too hard. If people like this too, I might write more in the future too!

BETAed by Allute. Cheers!