Another Friday, Another Update
Added 2025-11-14 23:00:17 +0000 UTCHello friends! It is yet another friday, and this calls for yet another update for everyone here! This one no longer have the halloween outfit, although another big thing has been added; connectible toys! The game has a small tutorial on how to do it once you have bought the in-game-fone. Aside from that, a bit of balancing has happened and some new events and scenes! Read all about it in the dev-log.
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Devlog:
Bug fixes & Optimizations
Fixed a bug when showering at Tommy’s while dating him, causing a string error message to appear when aroused enough.
Added necessary linebreaks.
Balanced requirements to apply for yoga instructor in the gym from 80 points needed to 30 points needed.
Balanced requirements to apply as spinning instructor in the gym from 80 points needed to 30 points needed.
Balanced corruption and inhibition stats needed to flash a stranger in the gym from 80 corruption to 70 corruption and 40 inhibition to 50 inhibition.
Fixed minor spelling errors.
Fixed minor bugs.
Removed unnecessary linebreaks.
Instead of having to find 80 different buzzwords, you now only have to find 10 different buzzwords. I realized today after playing Wordle, that guessing random words with absolutely no clue is impossible, let alone 80 of them.
Removed a deprecated macro relating to the buzzwords that would yield a link that didn’t do anything.
Some stats will no longer show effective change on flavortext when you have them maxed out. (Example: - Inhibition) in certain places. More to come!
Changed two instances of $inhibition to $inhib as the latter is the variable in use, and the former wouldn’t change anything.
Fixed bleeding color due to no closing tags.
Fixed broken graphics due to no filetype mention.
Working as a yoga instructor will now pay you the money it says it will, instead of paying you something else.
Working as a spinning instructor will now pay you the money it says it will, instead of paying you something else.
Changed the descriptive text of the pre-existing achievement relating to the office job of “Write many well formed emails” as this was incredibly misleading and presented the achievement as a quantity job instead of a “word guesser” as it was originally designed to be.
Fixed some bleeding instances of text fields where the player could cheat.
New Content
Added support for irl toy use. Connect your toy via Intiface Central through the game and enjoy.
Added plenty of scenes where toy use can be felt.
Added another achievement with a prize of 3000 pounds. This is also related to the office job.
Added 3 new events to helping out Joey when working tier 3 office job.
Added in total 15 new pieces of scenery to the office job.
Added 2 new events to working the tier 1 office job.
Gave the receptionist at the office a color.
Gave Joey from the Office a dialog color.
Nerdy Specs
248.408 words! (Patron version)
774 words added!
1538 passages (Patron version)
3 passages added!
Special thanks to Taulion for playtesting and helping with this update!