Release the Kraken

Would love to see the real one 🥵✨

Jonathan

Give it to me daddy 😜

FabAss85

I have been in love with you for years

Yum.

Michael Maguire

I approve 😈

I'd pay all the money in tips I've made this week to see the real deal UwU But this is nice also OwO

Aria Anderson

Whoa 😶

何 the fuck, you do did it !

Frédéric

now thats a 🍆 lol

bridoodles

😱😱😱 nothing compared to a real life foot pic ijs... 👀 still amazing doe 🍆

Pearls Anne Heels

I don't know what I expected 😂 enjoy the $1 a month

Kate Rees

I'd pay 100$ to see it in real life 😝

Oh, the myth, the legend! Perfect surprise!

I'll pay 500 for the real deal 🤣

I paid 5$ for this ?! AWESOME! 😍

Lmao aaaand now im a patron. Should show more like this!

This post Is the reason I signed up on patreon and paid 2 dollar. Money well spent

Syawal Mohammad

Same.

J B

I...I guess I'm on patreon now. Lemme find other artist to support, so I won't feel guity for joining to see a drawn penis...

P00hPlays

Blessed

Matt Bradley

Same. Lmfao

When you get a patreon account cz you're thirsty af . . .

Alex

Gotta love the thirsty madlad comments 😂

I...am Gay, that is all.

*Insert dick pun*

Shawn Patrick Grogan

This is great and hilarious and finally got me to get a patron account so I can support loads of people whose work I appreciate, but I think the "censored" version works better as a joke. The blinding light effect is funnier than genitals... And speaks to the situation well ☺️

Charles Kermit

I'd def give that a taste if the opportunity (and the cock) arose

i-

Bet it looks even better hard

Wow, he actually did it. And it's actually not bad.

solitonmedic

Wow! You did it! <3

Yaaaaassss

We NEED more content like this

Aidan McElroy

Grower or shower 👀🤔😗

Maddy Melendez

welp thats definitely a dick

Beautiful! 😍

Thomas Nielsen

I WISH a dick could destroy me like that

I want the real thing 😍

@Aidan McElroy I followed because I thought he was cute in #trendingfear....this whole this is just a huge bonus! Definitely paid to see more though lol

Jeriemy Hale

I became a patron for this, so worth it!

Kermy

I literally started following you on patron to see this post... I’m so glad I did 😍🤤

Aidan McElroy

Yasss

Trey Buschmann

Awww Yessss. Nice

I got what I paid for I guess

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Desi M

True mad lad

Xirosh

Thicc

Best use of a dollar ever

Connor

So... beautiful. They should have sent... a poet.

Andy

Now do an OnlyFans 😂😂

Darren Freeman

Yeah, that was absolutely worth the dollar.

NOOOOOOO!!!! XD

Michael

You did it, you crazy son of a bitch you did it!

Woow 😂😂😂 worth the money

Christian Gonzalez

This was worth it

You’re kind of my dick twin🙂

Love it

Thank you Adam

Wow this Patreon is really paying off

Phillip Pham

I can't believe this quarantine is about to make me fap over a comic

Tristen Kay

Did you do any anatomical measurements for this rendering?

Still great lol

so... you got what you were expecting, in a way

^ hahahaha

So you're circumcised, huh?

This was not a joke? I expected something unexpected but the fact that you actually did it was unexpected.

Shion

Entirely worth the money.

Lilyann Stepanov

You really did it 👏👏👏

Shimazun

Oh, well... hoping to see more 😂

WEINER

I don't know why I wanted this

Alyssa Kimmelman

Best two bucks I ever spent

I don’t know what I expected

😂😂😂

Welp! My face isn't melted. Guess I'm worthy! :D

Reasoned Traveler

;)

Nicholas Tarabini

Best $2 I’ve ever spent on a dick pic

Shelby Schroll

I truly believe this comic is worth the money from my bank account from now until I die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1y5ZrSKdVw (...Kidding! Thanks for *all* the comics.)

I call this a win, totally worth paying for

Yovsarts

Sooo the tots freeballs 🤔

Is it still "thirst" if you genuinely believe that you and Adam are soulmates? I'm ... asking for a friend.

Thomas Drury-Wang

@oseanmayo for close friends on insta 💕

Sean Mayo

Ha! So worth the membership! Shaved even! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vonda Howard

When you open pandora’s box there is no turning back! As a long term fan, Yes I came for the thristy pic but I am staying for the art 😂

Sean Mayo

You know, I support your art and have encouraged many others to check out your art, but I would never had held you to this. I respect you for doing this. :) I will remain a patreon supporter of yours for as long and as much as I can (as a poor college student).

Ralph Frescas, Jr

Well done. I respect you keeping your word.

Christi-Jan Carlo Hendriks

So what level do we get the OnlyFans site Adam? 😍😍🤣🤣

Michael Wilson

But will we see it hard at 10k is the question

Gage

Correct when said a dollar well spent

Lol worth it 🤣

This was a dollar well spent

Became a patron just for this. Was not disappointed

This made me like penis again.

Kimberly Oberklaus

it’s so majestic omg yes

I'm glad over 9K people became a Patron to see this. Worth it.

@krbanksjr for close friends

Kenny

A thing of cartoon beauty

Geoffrey Skelding

@cityoftim for close friends :)

Timothy Roseland

Beautiful

Worth it! I agree 💯 % with Nathan. There should be a boner too

J Camilo Tovar

I do not regret being a patron this was worth it

Sonny Ly

There should be a higher tier for a boner 😂 manscaping is on point though. Enjoy my 100 pennies and stay safe out there!

I feel my face burning a little bit

Marc

he wasn’t kidding

💀👏🏽

Well done. @jasontcannon for close friends

Jason C

I can't love this comic enough!

Dominic Atencio

Definitely worth it

RayvenEyed

worth the $1

Signed up just to see if you ponied up

That is indeed how a dick looks. Not disappointed.

Luna Trøgelborg

Yep, worth it 😊

Best quid i've ever spent :)

Peetah35

I think the biggest shock is the free-balling in jeans...

Totes worth it

Brian MacHarrie

Worth it 🏃🏃 add @wkapau to close friends

Draw another one 👀

Honestly I will. I’ve loved his art work for a very long time.

i knew it

Nate H

Glorious 🤩

Totally worth my money

Adam is a good wiener-haver. Is it really all skin tone IRL though?

Totally worth it

the mad lad actually did it

sovngardes

Incredible

Yup, same

All thirst aside the art is incredible

I joined only for this. Worth It all.

Beautiful

Who knew this is what would get me to finally join Patreon. Glorious. Here's my Insta for Close Friends magic: @camranchaos

Camran Caldwell

Here for the close friends list as well :) @aseto1997

Aseto

i paid actual money to see this

Ashley Gonzalez-Schneider

What a beautiful way to get obliterated

David

I love it ! Well done!!

Thanks for making my day! Now the question is, is it really that big? I guess the next step is sending a real pic to the thousands of strangers that we are

When you reach 10000 patrons show us your real life dick

Quality content

BiloArt

@thebiggestbunny for the closest friend thing also we have similar dicks.

His dick is as thick as his neck.

@daskeks1602 for the close friends thing on insta plzz 😅

well I guess I'm here now

It’s so pretty lol

It's nice and all that but he hasn't shown his feet :p

Well, hes on 8,489 patrons now...

I feel like your dick should be in most comics now. A fun chirpy new character

Your animated dick is earning more than an average porn star

So... You're circumcised... 😜

Adam, do you mind if I use this to catfish guys on Grindr? 😂

Liam Mcfarlane

@sophiecollingridge for insta :)

Reckon it was worth the $2

Oh so you're circumcised

Besides this, I became a patreon because I really love the style of your atr❤️, this jut gave the motivation 🤠

I'd be interested to know how many more Patrons you got after you posted this lol

Absolutely with my dollar.

Taylor Schroeder

I subscribe to your patreon for this. Totally worth it

Even if I think it wasn't worth it for the photo itself, I'm glad I donated you 1 usd

this is what my life is.. it is 3 am.

Oscar Randall

Wow.. well that was worth my $3.00

Marketing at its finest

Adam's a genius. I cant believe I just spent money on this. marketing at its finest.

I gotta say that its quite impressive

You need to know that for the first time in my life I became a patron of someone and it was purely because I thought this was such a funny concept

I spent $5 for the art 🙌

Now hopefully people stay subscribed and support this fantastic artist. He deserves it for his talent even without a 🍆 pic.

Everett Osicki

Same, it’s beautiful

so many of us paid $1 to see a drawn penis. I love it

Perfect

Brandon McGill

I'm glad I spend 1 dollar to see Adams dick, money well spent

How will i explain to anybody that i spent 1$ to see the dick (especially if im from Poland and it was more than 1 coin for me 😂😂😂)?

Most genius April fool’s

real dick when? 10k patrons??

U kill me! In a good way 👌

Okay so I was on facebook and saw the edited version; it was the first I heard of this. I was like "pssh I'm not paying money to see a cartoon dick". Well. It was everything I could have hoped for. A little more hairless than I expected, tbh. In short... nice.

Kelly Broomhall

WEE WEE

I don't know why I spent a dollar for this, but I don't regret it.

Mood!

Wait..I paid to see the dick...but didnt actually expect to see the dick...

@antoniake 4 close friends on insta pls 🌼☺️

Important question... Is this an accurate representation...?

nice.

lmao! Wow.. "artist rendition" lmao

PJ Mitchell

What do we get if you make it to 10.000 Patreon folllowers? 🙃

HE DID IT. HE DREW NSFW OF HIMSELF

Nasa.Starry.Ultra Oof

Worth the dollar.

Wilson

PEEN

Ruin

Instagram brought me here and I have no regrets

Why do you not wear underwear Adam!?

KelsiumIntake

You're ridiculous and amazing, Adam!! :*

Beautiful , would recommend would love to see the real thing as a Patreon goal on this site 😂

Jordan Zajac

This is amazing! I want to make one in my own interpretation. Send me a pic for reference? 🙃

love that it's all one colour

I am not satisfied lol I wanna see more tomorrow

Oh it's beautiful

Jorchdugan

Love it ❤️

So this will be my 5 💵 Wallpaper? Sounds not too bad.

Lutz Staacke

Genuinely surprised, not dissatisfied, but I definitely thought it was going to be something like the eggplant emoji lol

Hard! Hard! Hard!

Kolton

I just realised in this moment what a creep I am - thank you

Watch him post a uncut one tomorrow saying April fools.

Anthonyy

Whelp, I joined Patreon and pledged just for this. Thank you. Was not disappointed 😃

Christoffer Hansen

worth every penny 🤩

Dollar well spent

Second that lol

Christoffer Hansen

Worth it

Conk

Gravelydesu

Regrets = 0

So.... is it drawn to scale?

def worth it

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁Noelle ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

🥺 it’s 🥺 so 🥺 perfect 🥺

No regrets were spent today

Worth it 👀👀

Johnny Harlon

Well deserved

We let this man make over $7,000 for this

prfff 😂😂

And so spoketh the horny hoards, “and lo ‘Twas he thicc, in the dick”

Da_poosi

Thank you, now I’m reporting it ☺️

I just really needed this to be erect

Daniel Cusick

a dollar well spent

Definitely worth it😂✨

Good on you Adam!

oh yes, best buck I’ve spent in a whillllleeee

Anais Rivera

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 You sir are a man of your word and I appreciate you LOL

Christina Romero

Best decision I’ve ever made!

Worth. Every. Penny.

Amanda

Come knowing it was a cartoon but here because I love heart ❤️

CLOSE YOUR EYES, MARION!

rachelerin80

What a madman!!!! But I appreciate the integrity!!

Yesssss 🙌🏾

I actually joined for the promise of bonus ig pics of Pepper and Maxwell. #crazycatlady

Robyn

Glad I did

LMFAOO I REALLY SPENT A WHOLE DOLLAR FOR THIS

Wow u went there

The best dollar I have ever and will ever spend

At least we know you're circumscised

Yes!!!

Dennis Dela Cruz

This is OnlyFans cartoon edition and we live for this future.

Mark Alexander

This is why I signed up for patreon and I’m happy to think this is representative of real life.

Getting 16 Candle vibes...I just paid $3 to see your dick 😂😂😂 best comic ever.

Worth it

Literally dying lol....worth it.

Why did this work on everyone

Do you know I have been meaning to be a patreon for a while but the link is never in your bio and I got lazy.... You motivated me... worth it 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂

I also became a patron for this

Love the title

Nathan

Ah yes...worth my money indeed #noregrets

Trim

Ugh I also became a patron just for this

Became a patron for this 😂

BRUH YOU ACTUALLY DIDNIT

Crystal Cam

I became a patron just for this. More than worth it.

Ah yes, now looking forward to an onlyfans 👀

So thirsty I become a patreon. Now when is the only fans going to happen

Adam Mikhail

Was it worth becoming a patreon just to see this? It was worth every goddamn penny !

Karurosu_San

Thank you 😔

PawrnCrackers

I signed up just for this. Worth it

Worth $5

Commando?

Jamie Samland

Signed up just for this haha worth it

Respectable showing. Should share the reference photo.

a dollar well spent lmao

Solved. 🤣

My thirst is quenched.

Yay love it!!!

What an adorable dong. <3 from a stone cold lesbian.

Joined just for this... worth it! Thirst is Quenched!

I love your comics but I thought I would never live to see this... I’m deceased

Idk why i was expecting more detail XD

I mean, it’s worth at least twice what I paid! (But genuinely - love your comics, Adam!)

Beautiful

Since it's April fools day... I was NOT expecting you to follow through! Good on you!

You’re not wearing undergarments your comic cock will get caught in the zipper.

I’m just imagining this peen on all your other comics where it’s hidden from view

PhD.luke for close friends on instagram

That’s a penis, Maury!

I would do

Thorvarium

He's cut <3

good job

Christopher Stewart

decent dick, it seems Adam does not wear underwear

Yassss

Rodrigo Cid

Well it's a penis 😂

I can’t believe this only cost a dollar

Maddy

Me too! 😳

*heavy breathing*

Wow I actually just paid to see this

The w e e n

THAT'S A PENIS.

So you’re cut

Why am I disappointed that it wasn't in more detail? I'm a sick person that's why.

Beautiful 😍

Sapphire Sloane

...I mean it was at least a dollar on a card that I really couldn't use anymore anyways...

Jonathan Vassar

The kind of content I needed in my life

worth the money. now the ball gag pic please!

Got it, he’s circumcised.

Very glad I paid $3 for this, it's at least a $6 dick

Worth it 🍌

I can't believe i just paid a dollar to see this, but i would have died of curiosity if i hadn't

Joined to see your penis, worth it.

Me too😂😂

Worth it.

Worth the $3

2020 really be testing me, spending a dollar to see some Adam tots.

Aqua Regia

Wow. It was worth it. ❤️ *Takes a shower

Take my money

I've spent my dollar wisely

Well after that increase numbers just don’t forget to pay your taxes accordingly. Nice dick btw

They are clearly not shaved just trimmed also his penis doesn’t exist to please you you creep

A buck well invested 😂

Alexandre Rochon

Is he gonna continue drawing his dick in his comics like his butt or is this a one time thing?

And you know this how?

Signed up for this. Not disappointed

Craig D

You did it. You actually did it. you madlad.

It was really worth it 😆 been a fan for awhile and now I’ll get updated from ya, so I’m super excited. Thanks!

I am not disappointed

Sheena Jolie

I think it’s very tasteful. Good job sir.

Same

Best dollar spent!!

AlexJ

Worth it! Totally worth it! Makes my crush even stronger.

Thomas Alvarado

Have been planning on becoming a patron for a while now, when money was better, but said fuck it for this post lmao

Well that eas an easy $5000 dollars today! Good work! *clinks champagne glass*

Tom Race

I spent a dollar to see a drawn penis. 2020 is wild.

I'm Brazilian, and your money coast 5 x more than mine, so I'm fucked to pay it.

I signed up just for this 😍 #hentai. Also I am now your close friend on ig @wastedinwisdom. Thank you for your service. 😁

Thia

Literally became a member for this

Justin Boucher

Become a patreon just for this and it was worth it 👌🏻

Méline Fargetas

Worth my $1 dollar. Thanks fam

😍🤤😈 YAASS QUEEN!!!!

Wesley Matlock

Wow

I was hoping for more vein detail but I'll take it.

worth spending my $1

So he doesn’t wear any underwear?

Worth it.

Randell

Glorious!

Stewart A.

Mom I’m sorry if it breaks your heart but this is where i decided to spend the first $2 of my upcoming stimulus check

Tamara Mendelson

I expected an actual dong, you have failed me for the last time Adam Ellis.

Johnny Stitch

I can die in peace knowing this exists

🤔🔍 oh there it is

Looooool, I didn’t even know this was a thing when I joined; that egg plant post makes more sense now. Dick of the Covenant 11/10 😂👌✨

Chelsea Meadows

Day 15 of quarantine, I paid $1 to see a cartoon dick

The joke is better censored. Thanks for the toon peen, tho.

Becky Roe

saddened by the lack of dEeTail...

Watch it’s like double it’s size when he’s hard

IM GONNA have a good sleep after seeing this 😱🥺

worth the dollar 👏🏼

Natalie

The last panel reminds me of Terminator 😂😂💀

so worth it

rider.break97

That was worth $1

bethany

I don't regret it

@emma_lenore for close friends!

Can confirm, that is, in fact, a weiner. Good on you, sir.

Marvelous. No regrets

Not all heroes wear capes omfg

Bravo sir 😏

Alayna Bowen

About $2000 so far

100% worth it

littlelindsaylulu

Accurarte

Ian Binninger

Wow, worth the $2 I spent today. @jhenitals for Instagram btw, wooo!

Jhenevieve Cabasal

I feel like such a perv but worth it lol. 🤭

No regrets

Yasss

Definitely worth it.

Bruh I wanna know how much money he made just from people becoming a patron to see this

Worth every dollar 🥴 Also @_allisonquinn_ on Instagram for close friends tier, love your art!

Are patreons allowed to save photos?

Best $1 I've ever spent.

Absolutely worth it 🥰

Aramus Vadi

Only paid to see this and get them thirst traps on Instagram close friends. @stephan_callan on insta for close friends

This is the content I’m here for.

I paid &8 to see animated dick. Hell yeah

Thanks king!!

literally paid just for this and I am not even mad about it. @undercoverkita on insta for close friends :)

@jbarduson on insta for close friends! Hilarious comic!

Became a patron for this,, worth it.

Became a patron for this as well

@_istepdoe_ for close friends on IG! The melting skin really kicks it up a notch. Lol

Literally just became a patron for this

He’s cut

Probably the best thing I’ve ever paid for. Besides my vibrator.

Well, we are on the same page lol

11/10

I really did not believe you would do it 😂😂😂

Alexa

Hot

Where’s the Only Fans?

2020k RJ Kozain

Did I just... did I just sign up for a paid subscription to see an animated penis? I need this Quarantine to end. 😭😭😭

Shaved pubs? Yuck 🤢

Raiden

I joined just for this.

ADAM!!!

Love it!

Jake Matter

❤❤❤

Totally worth it.

Amazing

Buttonetta

I love this

Nicholas Rolando

Oh wow. It’s not an April Fools joke! It’s nice. Lol

Tres Griffin

I joined for this. Worth it.

Commando. Very nice.

Jake Thomas Taylor

2,000th patron is a hero

bepis

Levi

Sex scene between who? 😆

Next milestones: 5000 patrons: sex scene in comic 7500 patrons: kink scene in comic 200k patrons: feet pics

Timothy Kreuter

That needs to be a wallpaper. 😆

Would've been a perfect April fool's if it was an actual photo and not the drawing since we all waited for a drawing haha.

Why are you not wearing underwear do you go commando or

Kaitlin Via

You’re a man of your word. Well done!

Derek Hoffman

Is this what happens when you show it IRL?

Djavanadon

It finally happened!!

Reanna Andrews

w h o i s s h e ?

The melted face/skull moment really is the winner here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Caleb

i dont know what else i expected. that sure is a dick.

Maybe this is a April-Fool, and that’s not his real dick 😨

I’m in tears 🙌

Anthony Buckner

The only dick pic anyone wanted lol

Francesca W. Frost

I love

my god...he's done it...it's over 💀

Domonick Otero

I received an email with an attachment of the artwork in my local grocery store. Some “Karen” wasn’t respecting social distancing and saw. She seemed disgusted with me.

Love it =D

Brendon Bearman

Nicely done!

Stefan Kells

😳

Kudos for following through!

Ryan

Not complaining, but just saying. Is this patreon slowly turning into some cartoon version of onlyfans?

Luis Santa Cruz

Perfect as always ❤️

Jacob durst

Normally I hate how penises are drawn, but this looks great!

Wasn't expecting it, but glad to see ;)

You knew. That we thought you wouldn't (esp with april fools). So you did. Jokes on us. Bravo.

I can’t believe this is what finally made me join my first patreon... well played sir.... nice cock.

i was a patron before this penis hysteria, but now is when i truly feel fulfillment (still gonna be a patron lmao)

ev

Can I order a poster size print of just the penis panel?

Well, I’m satisfied 😂🤤.

Lachlan Spiteri

I'm loving the title. Lol

Simone

They should have sent a poet...

Roy Scopazzi

I-

Jeremy

same

That settles the cut vs uncut debate

Brutus Salazaar

I can't believe I just became a member just to see this. Worth it.

YASS

Joseph Jenkins

Ahahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Alex Mario Gonzales

I’d succc

Shelby Schroll

Like THANK GOD YES

Shelby Schroll

I need a pic to verify.

Santiago Díaz Márquez

Now the real thing👀

Now for the other male characters....

Jokester

YAAAAAS!!!!

Loni

ITS HAPPENING GUYS ITS HAPPENING

Aileen T.

I love it! Thank you for sharing! I would love more full frontal comic if that’s an option. Me personally I’m not looking for anything too adult oriented but some frontal nudity would be nice.

Dominic Atencio

We are truly blessed!

Olgy Rodríguez

Finally. An act of god.

Hahahaha! Oh god, I laughed out loud! Love it! The Dick of the Covenant...

Naomi Hatchman

Your greatest work of art

Lucas

My prayers of you being uncut went unanswered. First coronavirus and now this? There truly is no god.

Worth it✊

Wendy

And the Lord said 🙏 "Let them see your gift to the world" aaaaand coronavirus cured!

I was also half expecting him to draw this massive girth veiny behemoth to charge into battle with lol

Ronniford

You are not wearing underwear 😏

Now, did he take a photo or draw it while he was looking at it? Lol which artistic approach did he take? Great comic, each frame has hilarious content! Now the people are gonna freak until they get more. Happy Quarantine! Thanks Adam, you da real MVP! #ComeThrough

Ronniford

He said he was going to DRAW his dick, not show us his real dick 😂

Zak Clark

Do you always go comado? lol

Jarrod

Beautiful!

worth every cent! :D

Why y’all mad for?

Love.jorge

I can have Adam salami...as a treat.

Cosmonaut Chris

i wasted 1 dollar thinking it was a real dick... im from brazil, u know how much is a dollar ?

I thought this was going to be an April Fools day joke. Worth the wait!

Lol idk, The more I look at it, the more normalized I feel...bring back the butts!

quarantine really got me donating for a dick

Stargonaut

Flacid? Really?

Elbot Carman

I thought you were going to do some word play or some other type of humorous substitution. Bravo!

Erika Moen

Will happily keep contributing and increase my contribution for more of this quaran-queen content.

Dion Grace

I donated just to see your dick. That’s a nice dick IMO

Julian diaz

damn i expected at least an erect dick, dissapointing

Haha, nice 👍

Outstanding

Emma

I literally just paid a dollar to see a cartoon dick, this quarantine needs to end

WE! STAN! A HUNG KING!!

Peyton Pearson

Yes! Now i wanna see it hard 😈

Julian

😝

Your face isn't in it, how do we know that's even you

I became a Patron for this. 😌

I think we need a proof that your penis really looks like that 😉

the mythical solicited dick pic

Master of the Deck

Swoon

Peter Teoh

It's like the Arch of the Covenant!

madscipanda

Wow. I thought for sure this was gonna be an April Fools. Thank you, Adam <3

Thomas Drury-Wang

No reference images?

Loafing Around

A beautiful penis. I'm satisfied. You shall live another day. Ghehehe

Hey daddy

Let the cult to worship the destructive power of the dick begin 👏🏻👏🏻

That is beautiful 👏🏼 ❤️ 🔥

Zak Clark

Majestic AF

And it serves the plot, so it’s not gratuitous!

Oh lord!

Peste et Choléra

MY EYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

Look at that! Seems like the original cut of Raiders of the Lost Ark sure was more mature than the one that hit the theaters.

Igor da Costa Silva

”That’s what I’m talking about!”

Terry Brown

It’s Glorious!

Terry Brown

Oh my god, he actually did it.

Unsheathes "Wang of Immolation"...(*rolls a natural 20*)

That is awesome!

Haha you followed through. Amazing lol. Best non April fools reveal ever

Richard

Best dollar spent

This is epic! Loves it

This is so cute! Totally joined expecting this lovely humor!

Andre Oliveira

Jesus what a thirsty creep!

„but with drawings“? I don’t think so 😂

My turn

I gotta admit, I was not expecting this. Recalibrating expectations in 5...

y'all too much, too much my app crashed 😂😂

I liked you, now i totally fell in love :3 I'm still disappointed, no bush :(

Lorenzo

😂

"grandma- where were you when adam finally release an image of his cartoon wiener?"

rachelerin80

Best content 😂

Zach S

It's so hideous, I think I'll put it on the cover.

That’s a beautiful penis! Looks thick with big balls. Now show us when it’s hard :)

Lets see the real life inspiration!!! Love your work <3

Shane Hoffmann

Given the date it was posted and the title i was worried it was a joke. THAT however is no joke! 😳💕🙈

Hahaha, I love how it literally blows them away!

Same

ObsidiousRex

Thank god I just joined 😍

Franckie Moran

I don’t know what to do with this information

Bee

tysm

Isabel Tracy

Please tell me we’ll get more content like this in the future lol

Dario Gonzalez

I mean I'd 100% pay for an Onlyfans of more dirty comics from you 🤷

Mark M Garrison

Best dollar I ever spent 😂. Though I did expect a bit more Bush 🤔

Luke Bordner

Everyone who likes this, exposed himself. You like dirty comics, hmm... 🤨😂

Lol

My first thought was that Adam broke Patreon when it was delayed.

Jp

So beautiful...should have sent a poet...

James Schweitzer

You’ve given me everything

Shelby Schroll

Totally worth the subscription.

Caleb Aarsand

Yaaaas! Free the peen! 😆

Dads has blessed us

Worth the wait 🥳

There are pubes. I’m satisfied!

I thought it would be a foot. But I like this more

Sam Barfield

😂 my life is complete

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Shelby Schroll

Totally worth a dollar 🤣

This is magnificent. Also yes, my app crashed upon opening. Bravo!

Jimmy Nguyen

HUNG. Period

It was apparently too much for the app. Crashed it completely for a good 10 minutes

Skye Kravcisin

Totes was ready to see a literal tentacle instead of a penis after reading the title of the post.

An inspiration to us all... the technique, that is.

Oh wow, you're circumcised. Guess I'm not too surprised.

Daniel Martinez Patino

I’m living for these comments this afternoon in Minneapolis...lol. Also this is one of the reasons I love ya Adam! It’s not a dick print. It’s a face melter 😂😆😜🤤

Should do it more realistic next time

AloraCouture

I cannot stop laughing 🤣 At the face melting, not your penis 😂

Serg

AAAAAAAA

Violet

One step closer to OnlyFans 🤣💖, but with drawings of course.

Well done, sir.

Lee M.

Who requested this

Nicholas Young

I fucking can't

Love it! Hope to see it hard😅

Oh. So it happened!

Kritika Rana

Is that how you keep your pubes in real life? 😍

Zach Hallick

now draw it uncut

Where’s the only fans so we can compare to the IRL one 😂🤪 👀

adam do be packin doe 😳

Love it! Haha 😍

Marc Robles

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

Haha, yay! I didn't think you'd cave 😂

Ian O'Donoghue

Quality cocktent 😍

Eric Hulsey

Such bravery

Al Harvey

Next goal, free feet pics for patreons 😂

I’m thinking this should be a new background for me!

Chad Riverway

I have been blessed.

Jokester

💀💀💀

What happens on patreon stays on patreon

Victor Herrera

The level of sarcasm I love this!

Ryan Zeegers

Noice 💖🥰

Is this like terminator 2 or raiders of the lost Ark kind of face melting?

David

But what if I want to

Adam Ellis

Did anyone else's phone/app crash right after opening? 🤣

Sofia Peraza

The comic is too perfect for the reveal!

Kellie Morrison

Finally! 🙌🏾

Dreams do come true

Matthew

Commando!? 🤭

Wyett Wood

It’s beautiful!

Dario Gonzalez

👀👀👀

He actually did it

Anthonyy

ITS SO PERFECT 🤪😍😍

Very nicely done. Now you never have to do it again!

Timothy Kreuter

You really did it! You had us fooled yesterday by planning on doing this on April Fool's Day 🤣🤣

Willow

Mmm now do it hard haha

We all thought is was going to be a joke. I respect this man.

Haha. Love it!

My app crashed immediately upon opening

Amazing show stopping brilliant talented

AloraCouture

And I oop.........👀

Haha - kudos to you, sir! I appreciate the follow through! Now - about the whole close friends thing...

Jacob Richmond

Smart move sir, respect🎩

Gus

👏🏼

I mean, it looks like a perfectly lovely and average D.

Perfection.

🙌🏻🙌🏻

Drew LaBlanc

Didn't. Expect that.

Malaoh

Welp thats a penis..n

Justin Helm

#2powerful4u 🔥

Valentin

He actually delivered! And it looks totally average. Good show everyone!

Alexander Rustle

And we all thought it was going to be a joke. I respect this man.

THE PEEN 🦑

Luis

A shining moment to get us through these dark times 😂😂😂

Antonio Diaz

Yay 👏🏻 And here I was thinking that the whole thing was just joke lol 😂

Jarrel August Benedict

Noice 💖🥰

This is history.

Seti

😅❤️🙈👅

Yay!!

Joelsepher

Simple .. yet beautiful

Omg 😂

It's so beautiful 😢

😍😍😍 worth the wait

Chad Riverway

🤣🤣🤣

This is everything

Kevin Homistek

🙊😛😍

Lmao I truly hope it was worth the effort you’re a trooper

all the skin melted off my hands to I had to go buy a stylus so I could type this DANG

Huebert Keeper

nice dick dude!

This is what I pay for.

Omg 😂❤️

Yum!

You really did it!

😍

🤣🤣🤣