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And they paint windows shut.

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🤣 Now that's hilariously accurate. It's the "best" when even the door knobs are completely painted. 😅

And over counters and tubs

🤣 and over the outlets/light switches, and on the door hinges, and over the previous paint vomit for an artsy 3D effect

Delicious 🤣

Anne Burgos

Truth

Curtis

Bad.

Christopher Stewart

I’m not your landlord but I repainted a room in my house because it turned out this bar.

Christopher Stewart

I thought blue was bounce

Isaac Lengacher

For me, the voice that came in for “money please” was from Jenny Slate’s character from Parks and Rec. lol

Philip Cruz

This reminds me of adventure time "video maker" where Jake's favorite line was "CHEQUE PLEASE"

That little smile at the end 😂😂😂

I have a room in my house thats three different colors. Not even close colors. It goes from whitest primer white to this ugly dark orangey tan with an eggshell in between.

Grey Skies

Basically! 🤣🤣

Quincy Carswell

Over the electrical breaker box 🤦‍♀️

Babygirl23415

Truth has been spoken this day

Brianna Kelley

The house we’ve been renting had electrical outlets painted over. A year after we moved in, they had the exterior painted what I can only describe as dog-shit brown.

😂

Or they purposely use that super cheap paint that comes off with just normal household cleaner and then refuse to return your security deposit cause their shirt paint job still looks like shit when you move out.

Shelby Thomas

Hahaha yep. I had to have some changed because it was beyond saving. I don't understand.

This explains why my floor and tub have paint on them.

Interesting. Where I live, it's the tenants that do that 😅

The tub...I had one apt where the landlord painted the tub 🤦🏽‍♀️

Jewel Clarke

And ALL of the hinges

Jewel Clarke

I'd be lucky if my landlord painted my apartment! Though to be fair if this is how they do it... I'm better off with grubby walls.

Anyone else have their landlord paint over the electrical sockets? Like THICC layers too.

Literally all of the doors in my apartment suffer from so much excess paint that they don't close properly.

Jen

My former landlady tried to argue that she didn't need to replace the hideous, filthy, and oddly lumpy sink in the bathroom because she could just have her husband "repaint it with white boat paint". We compromised when I sourced a replacement sink that was cheaper than the paint would've been. WHO PAINTS A SINK?

Birds are Real

So true. Lived in a place once where half the windows and cabinets couldn’t open because it was all painted shut

Here the go to color is this pale pee yellow, I would murder to live in a blue apartment at this point!

My house was a rental before we moved in. The entire place was pale salmon pink, it was hideous!

Your tone feels really pointed right now

Everett Osicki

🤪

Dorothy Zbornak

For all the faults my landlord has, we have 100% permission to paint rooms however we want; he just won't pay for it. Luckily, paint is relatively cheap.

Moxxie

Yasssss hahaha

John Franco

Universal.

Becky Roe

I have heard that this particular colour is so common as it’s widely loathed and therefore one of the cheapest to buy. 😬

Natalie Sawyer

Just moved into a new apartment yesterday, and I have this problem, the paint work is dreadful. Very accurate.

Jamie Moore

Omg I stripped off no less than 20 layers from a bathroom window when I lived in Manhattan. On the plus side, the wood beneath was perfectly preserved.

Alan Berquist

LOL Why is this so true!! With the exception of my current apartment, my landlords restored it (it was an old farm house/barn) and built it all by hand but very other place I've ever lived, it just like "f- it, let me just straight up paint this window shut."

Keyo

One of the reasons I will buy a house. I can take control. Baha ha hahaha HA! 😈

John Stevens

I got lucky cuz my apartment complex is protected by the historical society so they had to be really careful about what they did to it 😂

Rachel S

I felt this in my soul. 😂

All my door frames were painted and irs difficult to even shut the bathroom door

Christian Prouty

Your horror comics are getting more realistic...

Ibraheem Saoud

This is too true. And this color! The last apartment I lived in, the landlord had this exact color on the outside of the house, along with red brick. It looked atrocious

Michael Vandiver

This is disgustingly accurate and im upset

Dirk

I just moved into a new place and they painted the carbon monoxide detector 🙃

Im glad this became a full fledged comic

Charlie Kelly as a landlord

Jazz Hands

😂😂

Rafael Alvarenga

Beautiful. Truly a work of art.

theo

the fucking WINDOWS

Master of the Deck

😂


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