![[NSFW-ISH] Corellon's blessing](https://img5.samsuka.com/storage/6/vy/yk/c6f9d9-019e8cc1-d394-7d05-bab5-6d9cb4334444.png)
[NSFW-ISH] Corellon's blessing
Added 2025-01-28 16:46:56 +0000 UTCEDIT: WIPs replaced with the final art!
Ever since I replied to this ask I've been surprised by the number of people who didn't know about Corellon's blessing and that, at some point, elves could just flip sex on a whim LOL I don't think Astarion would be viable considering his vampiric status (or the fact that he'the fantasy equivalent of an internet atheist) but I Can Imagine Anything 🧠🧠🧠
...Also I don't think that's how elves pray, Astarion.
EDIT: Finalized comic!
Comments
Beautiful and murderous.
Lunisas
2025-02-12 05:31:19 +0000 UTCHoly shit, I'm absolutely FERAL for fem Astarion!!
Amanda N.
2025-02-07 03:53:35 +0000 UTCPart 2! Part 2!
S.N Zeta
2025-01-30 23:38:29 +0000 UTCCorellon - "He thinks that's funny, well I'm about to be hilarious" Astarion - *gets pregnant* (yes this is a double post from tumblr but to be fair I could not remember my patreon log in yesterday and I like it here more)
Endless Night
2025-01-30 23:36:57 +0000 UTCThis is so fucking good 🤣 that's how I pray too
Rask
2025-01-30 22:27:39 +0000 UTC"Dear Elf jesus, please give me a bodacious body that'll drive any man wild"- Astarion probably
Surya Asura
2025-01-29 23:40:30 +0000 UTCHehe Astaria 😏
Lunisas
2025-01-29 22:14:14 +0000 UTCHNGH. You do realize you have a moral obligation to continue this comic and not let your people starve?
Maardat
2025-01-29 10:52:24 +0000 UTCGood god. She’s perfect
Hope Keeley
2025-01-29 07:23:32 +0000 UTCThat’s the whole conceit of my cleric character
Hope Keeley
2025-01-29 07:20:56 +0000 UTCNo, my cleric of correllon prays exactly like that.
Hope Keeley
2025-01-29 07:18:42 +0000 UTCPoor (or lucky) Drow! He was not ready for all that!!!
3lenoreC
2025-01-29 05:30:54 +0000 UTCDU Drow is about to go fucking feral and I want to see it so bad. I love your fem Astarion so much too! Also, Drow just hanging out in his grody undies/hot pants like dude...never change
Endless Night
2025-01-29 02:59:58 +0000 UTCYou're welcome!!!
MEANBOSS
2025-01-29 02:54:47 +0000 UTCNAH IT MAKES SENSE FOR THEM LOL
MEANBOSS
2025-01-29 02:54:38 +0000 UTCI said once and I'll say it again wrt this: Astarion is praying to Corellon but DU Drow is praying harder.
MEANBOSS
2025-01-29 02:54:05 +0000 UTCI DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WAS GONNA CATCH MY DUMB JOKE...
MEANBOSS
2025-01-29 02:52:02 +0000 UTCLOL, I assume girl Astarion since she has the equipment.
MEANBOSS
2025-01-29 02:51:12 +0000 UTC😇
MEANBOSS
2025-01-29 02:49:10 +0000 UTCGod I love how pretty your fem!Astarion is, she has such a cute little face
Misha
2025-01-29 02:10:35 +0000 UTCI need a continuation of this.
Lusty_Nexus
2025-01-29 01:22:09 +0000 UTCDrow has a breeding kink!!!??? How did I not know this 👀 that’s so hot 🥵
Lawresg
2025-01-29 01:05:06 +0000 UTCastarion really be like "my gender is what's funniest in the moment" (he's just like me fr)
sinfulAuthor
2025-01-28 22:28:26 +0000 UTCastarion is such a little shit and i love him so much. someone mentioned drow's breeding kink and i am fully in support of him trying it out in this situation.
tyshalae
2025-01-28 21:47:02 +0000 UTCoh god this is too good. The trolling potential. Superb!
Kitty Dorkling
2025-01-28 21:28:29 +0000 UTCit’s CRIMINAL to leave us on the edge like this
tenderroni
2025-01-28 21:14:04 +0000 UTCThis is my new Roman empire
Akiwuff
2025-01-28 21:08:25 +0000 UTCLMFAO I LOVE THIS
Hive
2025-01-28 20:51:57 +0000 UTCPlot twist: Corellon didn’t answer shit and he had Gale send over a scroll of polymorph.
Teo (like Neo)
2025-01-28 20:31:49 +0000 UTCNOW KISS??? RJ??? RJ NOW KISS???????
AngryLILCyclops
2025-01-28 20:02:28 +0000 UTCAstarion: 💁🏼 Drow: *SWEATING PROFUSELY*
Sonomi Fawn
2025-01-28 19:26:35 +0000 UTC"What beautiful children we'd make, if..." Here's your chance to prove your point, durge, baby
rits
2025-01-28 18:54:01 +0000 UTCSo...about that breeding kink our Durge boy has...
geekinlikeaboss
2025-01-28 18:53:40 +0000 UTCI think you just opened another door to hell... or heaven. Probably heaven for most people
Azurami
2025-01-28 18:13:56 +0000 UTC*on hands and knees* Part 2 please!!!
ihavenolife
2025-01-28 17:50:03 +0000 UTC*Evil laugh*
Meesh
2025-01-28 17:47:34 +0000 UTCPfffft. Just the idea of Astarion making such a request in a prayer just for fun. And the deity looks down on him. .... hm... but you're no longer elven..... and really unbelieving.... and it's pure self-interest.... but man, then I have something to watch when I'm bored. So. why not?!?! Approved.
Ferencec Imanar
2025-01-28 17:32:23 +0000 UTCi thought the thing you said in the ask was just in alignment with the the prior knowledge of drow twink's crossdressing aldjaldjls
Bash Sídhe
2025-01-28 17:31:30 +0000 UTCThe darling made me snort really hard
LuminousDecay
2025-01-28 17:31:21 +0000 UTCHis reaction is valid. The world would be stuck on their knees if Astarion had that power 😳
Kayden the Goldfish
2025-01-28 17:26:57 +0000 UTCsihcjsbdjshd astarion ‘for the bit’ ancunin
Andy
2025-01-28 17:23:59 +0000 UTCMe, a cleric of Corellon, sweating profusely when I realized Astarion would NOT approve of my character's life choices :)
Me it's Me
2025-01-28 17:20:24 +0000 UTCThis is fantastic 😆🤩
Kake4Daze
2025-01-28 17:18:37 +0000 UTCDoing it for the lols is the best reason for anything
Aishaduh
2025-01-28 17:18:03 +0000 UTCSo heres my question. Is DU more into the idea of Boy or Girlstarion getting pregnant? Or does it break even?
OogBoog
2025-01-28 17:13:30 +0000 UTCIs that a fucking article about a lingerie store being sacked by femStarion 😂
xo_gutterflower
2025-01-28 17:12:34 +0000 UTCI love this fact about Corellon/elves and I don't give a crap, it still exists in my campaigns cause I can...😤 (Or at least for those that want to do it lol)
Naarii
2025-01-28 17:09:34 +0000 UTCMeanBoss was giggling and kicking their feet when they posted this I just know
BriReed03
2025-01-28 17:05:38 +0000 UTCOh shit I can't fucking waitttt
Valerie
2025-01-28 17:03:18 +0000 UTCOh I am FERAL for this idea!!! Astarion doesn't give the vibe of someone who particularly cares for his sex/gender presentation, but doing it for a bit? Absolutely. I love Drow's reaction. I'd also spit my drink if my partner magically changed sexes too xD
Gale
2025-01-28 17:01:41 +0000 UTCLike Astarion, I am begging on my knees and praying for more of this 👀
tetsuhiro
2025-01-28 16:59:36 +0000 UTCDrow's breeding kink bouta become a realiy🙏🏻🙏🏻
Lana
2025-01-28 16:59:30 +0000 UTCI’m going to have a bi-panic attack, stop playing with my heart rn
tenderroni
2025-01-28 16:57:15 +0000 UTCI love her I love her
tenderroni
2025-01-28 16:56:40 +0000 UTCEven the fish in the paper is gawking 😂😂😂 love it!
Shandora
2025-01-28 16:56:26 +0000 UTCCorellon: "...Yeah you're right okay."
Starry
2025-01-28 16:55:19 +0000 UTCI would kiss the ground she walks on, i fear
steelsp
2025-01-28 16:54:21 +0000 UTCastarion doing this for shits & giggles is canon, surely! like 'im an atheist, but-'
Vic
2025-01-28 16:53:47 +0000 UTCOmg I love this so much ahhaaha
Syntia
2025-01-28 16:53:30 +0000 UTCwould that be enough for Drow to start worshipping Corellon? 🤔 (also, peak motivation for the usage of this blessing)
whineborg
2025-01-28 16:53:28 +0000 UTCOpening prayer by absolutely insulting the God is the most astarion thing. Hilarious, love this.
HalloQueen15
2025-01-28 16:52:57 +0000 UTCI have been blessed with fem!Astarion on this hard day, praise meanboss amen 🛐
faerunechoes
2025-01-28 16:52:23 +0000 UTCHAHA DROW SWEATING AT THE SIGHT OF FEM ASTARION same dude. the first line really reminded me of that one audio going "daaaaarling... guess who just broke out the psych ward" which is totally unrelated but made me chuckle regardless
caro
2025-01-28 16:51:43 +0000 UTCOMG JUST LOOKED UP CORELLONS GRACE WOW???
Isu
2025-01-28 16:51:18 +0000 UTCDeeelightful! And hilarious 🤣. This put me in a cheeky mood for my interview today. 🤗
cj
2025-01-28 16:50:46 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHA
Misha
2025-01-28 16:48:56 +0000 UTC:') oh my...
Luca Senpai
2025-01-28 16:48:44 +0000 UTCI am CRYING THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY FOR NO REASON
Bri
2025-01-28 16:48:43 +0000 UTCFemstarion my beloved...
Tanith
2025-01-28 16:48:29 +0000 UTCThis is so in character I’m crying
DrinkingGasoline
2025-01-28 16:48:18 +0000 UTC
