What do you wish for: Batondude0

Holding the ticket in their hands, Batondude0 closes their eyes and begins to think about appearing before the genie. The number 148 appears on the ticket, and Batondude0 is instantly teleported in front of a genie.

“Another customer touches the orb.” Batondude0 stares at the genie. “Sorry, I thought it would be funny to reference Skyrim… Anyway, enough of my bad memes. You may know, but I’m a genie and today you’ll get one wish free of charge from me! So please tell me what you’d like.”

“I wish to have Zelda as my pregnant wife.” The genie smiles. “Well Zelda is super cute and would make a great wife, plus using a wish to start a family is so wholesome! I’ll go get an orb that will grant that and I’ll be back.”

The genie turns around and takes a few steps. “Huh? Those orbs are right here? They should be in section 5.852760452857837e+67… How did they get here?” The genie looks around with a puzzled look. “Interesting, welp, it saved me some time so it’s okay… for now.”

The genie turns toward Batondude0. “Here’s your wish.” She places it in their hands. “Hold it as tightly as possible, exactly like if you were holding a child because you don’t want to drop this or your future child.”

Batondude0 nods and holds it tightly against their chest. “Now, it’ll activate when I snap my fingers to send you home. Instead of your home, you’ll end up in a world where the Legend of Zelda takes place, specifically in Hyrule.”

The genie raises her hand. “There you’re new life as Zelda’s husband and ruler of Hyrule will begin.” Batondude0 looked super excited. “Well off to Hyrule you go!” The gen snapped her fingers and Batondude0 was pulled out of her realm into the world of Hyrule.

Baton landed on his butt. After the pain went away he opened his eyes and looked around. He was in some sort of castle. Baton smiled, this had to be Hyrule Castle, which means he actually got a wish, and that he was actually the King and Zelda’s husband.

Baton looked down at himself as he noticed his clothes felt different. He was now wearing a bright blue tunic. Baton got even more excited, he was also Link! The Hero! This was truly a dream come true. Baton stood up and looked out the window.

The view was amazing, he could see everything from there. Places like Death Mountain and Zora’s Domain could be seen in the distance. Baton was looking around for more cool things when someone placed their hand on his arm.

Baton turned and looked and saw the very thing he wished for. Zelda in all her beauty, with her big belly and swollen chest. “What are you looking at my love?” Zelda asked Baton curiously. Baton looked back out.

He said everything, he was just so happy to be here, it was all he dreamed about. He then turned towards Zelda and rubbed her belly. “I’m glad, it’s all I dreamed about as well.” Zelda looked out the window and looked a bit sad.

“After a hundred years trapped by Ganon, and then more years than I can remember as a dragon, I’m beyond grateful to be here. My Kingdom was rebuilt, my people returned home, and a family of my own was on its way.”

Zelda held her own belly. “It’s all thanks to you my love.” Zelda leaned in and hugged Baton. “You woke up after a hundred years and saved me, then after losing your arm you still came to my rescue and transformed me back.”

Zelda took her head off of Baton’s chest and looked him in the eyes. “It’s all thanks to you, The Hero of Hyrule… My Hero and my wonderful Husband Link.” Zelda once again placed her head on Baton’s chest and hugged him tightly.

Baton wrapped his hands around her and smiled. He told her he loved her so much, and would always be there to protect her. “I know Link… I love you too, and I always will.” The two continued to hug for a moment, and then something in the distance, way outside Hyrule Castle exploded.

Baton held Zelda to make sure she wouldn't fall and looked out the window. There was trouble afoot. Baton looked at Zelda. She smiled. “Go save the day Hero, I’ll be here waiting for you when you get back.” Baton nodded, and ran out of the castle to start his first journey as the Hero of Hyrule, one that will eventually lead him into a life of fatherhood.