What do you wish for: Itsalreadytoolate

“I have always loved the idea of serving a demon king or at least someone similar, I wonder if this will give me the opportunity at long last.” Holding the ticket in their hands, and watching as the number 18 appeared on it. Suddenly everything around Itisalreadytoolate began to light up, and they were suddenly transported in front of a genie. “Hello, welcome to my home, you're my eighteenth customer! You probably know already, but I’m a genie and I’m here to grant you a wish!”

With that the genie waits for you to speak your wish. “I wish to play the role of second in command to someone who can be considered a villain.” The genie stares for a moment, slightly confused. “I’ve never granted a wish to make someone evil before, this should be fun. There are so many amazing sidekicks for villains. Who to choose, hmmm I think I know a great one.” The genie flies away looking at a bunch of different orbs. 

After a minute she finds one that is cloudy and dull looking, unlike the others that all sparkle and shine. She flies with it back towards Itisalreadytoolate with it. “Here we go, this should be perfect for your wish.” “I’m going to throw it at you, when it hits you, you’ll wake up in a new reality. In that reality you’ll be the second in command to a very evil and powerful villian. I do hope you enjoy your new life, it will be crazy.” With that the genie threw the orb right at Itisalreadytoolate. The second it hit them they woke up in a bed, in what seemed like an abandoned building. She sat up and looked down, noticing a ton of physical changes.

She was now much smaller and had massive breasts. The genie clearly picked a villain with a sexy female as their second in command. This wasn’t really a bother, she could deal with being a hot female, what she really wanted to know was who the villain she worked for is. She got off the bed and went to find the bathroom. As she walked through the building she noticed tons of cash, guns and other things lying around. Most likely it was all stolen junk, and she was walking around their hideout. 

The building she was in didn’t have a bathroom, so she went outside to find something that had a reflective surface, or even some sort of indication of who she ended up as. When she stepped outside she found herself in the middle of an abandoned carnival. The sky was very dark, and everything in the area was completely destroyed. Looking around she saw one of those houses of mirrors, so she headed over. She entered the building and tiptoed around  to find a mirror that wasn’t broken.

Once she found one, she stood it back up and began to look over herself. She was a female with long blonde hair and her face was white, like clown makeup white, the only difference was it wouldn’t wipe off. Waking up in an abandoned carnival and being a blonde woman made it easy to tell who she was now. She was Harley Quinn, the right hand woman and love interest to the crown prince of crime, the joker. 

As she was staring at herself the prince himself appeared behind her. ‘I swear Harley, have some decency and put some clothes on. I mean I love a good show, but you’re distracting the henchmen.” He tossed her some clothes. “Put those on, and be quick about it, we have a lot of work to do. I’ve got one of Batman's bird boys locked up in our warehouse. I plan to have some fun with him before we leave him for the bat to find.”

Harley grabs the clothes and slips them on, then ties her hair up into twin tails. The outfit was a one piece that was very tight and squeezed her body all over, but it felt great. Once she was all dressed the Joker tossed her a hammer. “Can’t leave without you, Oh I can’t wait to see you knock the bird eggs out of robins nest with it.” WIth that the Joker began to leave, and with him Harley followed. From that day on, the two rained chaos down on Gotham, and Harley spent some time locked up in Arkham, but she always escaped to cause more trouble.