That definitely breaks one of the rules, not to mention it just is not very nice. Let’s see what kind of wish, or should I say punishment should I grant you? I’ve got it, since you don’t give a shit about your fellow humans perhaps you could take some shit from them. There's this really nice public bathroom with a semi-clean toilet I think you’ll enjoy becoming!!
No, I’m not joking, and presto. How does it feel? Oh that’s right you're a toilet now and those don’t speak. You should still be able to hear me, so I’ll tell you now. You’ll soon be tasting and smelling all kinds of things. A few more things I’d like to mention are, one this is a unisex bathroom so all kinds of folks will be keeping you company, and two they only clean here once a month. So have fun, you’ll be here awhile! Maybe I’ll come back and give you a second chance, until then I hope you find a new appreciation for life!
Riley
2023-09-29 15:54:32 +0000 UTC