Becoming my dnd character: Raccoon thief (Audio)

Finally after a long miserable week, it’s now Saturday night! Tonight is very special to me. It’s the night me and my group of friends all get together to play DnD. Danny is our dungeon master, he’s probably the only other person who’s as into DnD as me. Jake plays but I think that’s only because he likes playing overly sexual female characters. I'll admit it’s a bit creepy, but it’s only during the game, so we let him have his fun. Kyle on the other hand isn't as interested.

He tends to have Jake make all his characters, which all tend to be strong meat heads. I on the other hand like to change it up each time we start a new campaign. Today I start as my new character. She’s a raccoon girl and her class is a thief. She’s about three and a half feet tall, has long black hair, the cutest ears and tail and eyes that look like they glow even in daylight. She is just an adorable little critter, which is perfect for robbing people! 

We were all setting up when Danny walked in holding this strange looking box. He explained he bought it at a local game shop, it was supposed to make the game more immersive and essentially run the game for him, so he could play. He turned on the box, trying to make sure it worked. It started making a bunch of strange noises and lights began to flash like crazy. Danny and I tried to turn it off, but for some reason Danny passed out and soon afterwards I followed. 

I woke up to a voice, it was telling me to wake up and prepare for my quest. I stood up feeling incredibly different and in some random town, before I could try to figure it out the voice spoke to me again. It explained the game had started and I was now my character. My goal was to break into the governor's mansion and steal her expensive giant ruby. After that it went silent and I was left trying to process what was happening. 

Everything around me seemed so big, I walked over to a nearby pond and looked into it to see my reflection. I checked out my body, it was so strange. It felt so real, but there was no way it could be right? I could actually feel my new tail and ears, but those were nothing compared to boobs that now sat on my chest. When I squeezed them I felt pleasure shoot throughout my body, including the area between my legs.

As fun as it seemed to be able to explore this new body, it wasn’t why I was here, plus I was getting strange looks from the locals. Before heading off to my quest I decided to see if I had all of my character's inventory as well as her body. For weapons I had two small iron daggers, small enough to hide in plain clothes, but sharp enough to cut someone. I had about fifty copper, a thief's kit for breaking through locks and safes, some food rations and a map to the city.

I decided to head to the mansion and scope the place out while I wait for nighttime. There didn’t seem to be a whole lot of security around, only this massive amazonian warrior. She barely had any clothes on and what she did have on was almost all armored. I doubt I’d stand a chance if I had to fight her, so I better avoid her at all costs. She seems to guard the front side of the house more often, so I’ll be better off sneaking around back. Lucky for me the back has plenty of trees to climb.

I waited until dark and made my way around the house to the backyard. I find one that sits right next to a window on the second floor and climb up to it. I use my thiefs kit to unlock the window and sneak inside. I quietly walk down the hall, listening for any potential sounds. I approached a door where I could hear two people talking on the other side. I look through the keyhole to see what they’re doing. 

One was sitting on the bed wearing fancy robes, the kind you see nobles or scholars wear in fantasy genres. She had to be the governor, which is good as the other woman seems to be distracting her with her dancing. This was a golden opportunity, so without hesitation I continued my way around looking for some sort of vault or safe where my prize could be hidden. I eventually made it into the basement, there I found a fake wall with a giant vault door behind it.

I started cracking the safe open, I’m really glad the game somehow gave me the knowledge to know how to use this stuff. After about five to ten minutes later I managed to get it open and lying in the middle of the vault was the ruby. It was almost as big as me. I pick it up and an alarm goes off. I began to panic and run towards the stairs, which is the only exit. As I began walking up the stairs, I found the guard waiting for me.

She slowly walks down the stairs, forcing me to do the same. I get to the bottom and pull out my knives, preparing to fight if I have to. Once she’s at the bottom of the stairs she stops and just stares at me. The basement was large so there was plenty of room for her to swing her giant weapon around, so even with a speed advantage I’d die quickly trying to pass by her to escape. So with no other options, I put the gem down and surrender.

With everything else feeling super real, I wasn’t going to risk finding out what being cut in half felt like, even if that meant falling for the quest. The guard accepted this and bound my arms and legs together. After about a half hour the local authorities showed up and tossed me into the back of one of the wagons with a cell on it. After listening to them take her statement they carried me off to jail and threw me into a cell.

Not long afterwards I heard that voice in my head again. It told me that I failed my quest, but nothing after that, no new quest or a way to get out of here. That’s when reality really set in, this was real and it was my new life. So unless I want to spend the rest of my life in jail, I’m going to have to find a way to break out of this place.