Becoming my dnd character: Amazonian Warrior (Audio)

Well it's saturday night, that means hanging out in Ian’s basement playing that dumb board game. Damsels in distress or something, I really don’t know. I’d rather be at this party the cool kids are throwing, but like always, I choose to be loyal to my friends. I guess I’ll admit the game can get fun sometimes, you know when Jake isn't being overly sexual as his female characters.  I don’t complain much as he does all the work to make me strong badass characters, although I could do without his special touch to those characters.

Ian on the other hand plays all kinds of characters, last time we played he was a male lizard bard. Danny is the game master or whatever they call it, so he doesn’t really make characters like us, instead he controls all the npcs and the overall story, which honestly seems like a lot of work. While Danny and Ian set up, I decided to look at the character Jake came up with this time. It was a tall amazonian. She was about seven feet tall and strong as hell, her class was a warrior and she used some sort of scythe like weapon.  

Danny left the room, saying he was going to grab something. So me and Jake started helping Ian set up the table. He came back with some sort of speaker box, He explained he bought it at a local game shop, it was supposed to make the game more immersive and essentially run the game for him, so he could play. He turned on the box, trying to make sure it worked. It started making a bunch of strange noises and lights began to flash like crazy. Danny and Ian tried to turn it off, that’s when Jake passed out next to me, followed by Danny, Ian and myself.

I woke up to a voice, it was telling me to wake up and prepare for a quest. I sat up, my whole body felt different and I seemed to be sitting in front of some sort of mansion. As I stood up the voice once again spoke to me. It explained the game had started and I was now my character. My goal was to guard for the governor Alista Blorndyne. I was supposed to protect her and her belongings from assassins and thieves for the night. 

Everything around me seemed so small, I was walking towards the front of the mansion when I noticed my reflection in the window. It reflected a tall strong sexy woman, one who was barely wearing any clothes or armor. Everything felt so real, the long black hair flowing from my head, the cold metal of my armor. My soft but toned arms and legs, the breasts on my chest felt just like the real thing, they even felt good when touched.

I lifted my skirt to see how far it went, I was completely surprised to see what looked like a fully functional vagina in place of where my penis used to be. I would have loved to spend the night with a woman, but not like this. Damn Danny and that stupid box, it had to be the reason for this and Damn Jake that little pervert for making me such a sexy busty woman character. I guess all I can do is go about my character's quest.

I begin walking around surveying the area, learning all about it as I go. After getting a decent understanding of the landscape, I figured the best place to guard would be the entrance, since it seemed to be the only way in. After a while a woman approached me, she had long dark red hair, an amazing body and was dressed like some sort of call girl. She tells me that she’s been hired to entertain the governor for the night.

I was a little skeptical, so I asked her for some sort of Identification. She hands me several papers, one with her picture and name on it and another permitting the kind of entertainment she provided. For some reason just by looking at it I seemed to know it checked out. I led her to the mansion and brought her to the governor. The governor was another woman with an amazing body, her breasts were definitely the best so far. 

Her appearance screamed snobby noble, with her perfectly cut hair and long silky robes. She was also practicing magic when we entered, so she must be some sort of mage class Npc. I introduce the entertainer and explain why she was here. The governor seemed excited that she was here. I led both of them upstairs to a random bedroom and I was instructed to wait outside of the door until I was called. After a few minutes I began to hear noises that made me feel extremely awkward.

So feeling like things were okay I left. I walked downstairs to the kitchen to get some water. While drinking it I noticed my reflection in a mirror hanging up. I begin to stare and my mind begins to wander, I kept wondering what it would feel like to do what the governor was doing in this body. I snapped out of it when an alarm went off, it was coming from the basement. So I run towards the door that leads into it. When I opened the door, I was met with a tiny raccoon girl holding a giant ruby.

I begin to walk towards her as she retreats down the stairs, once I get to the bottom, she just stands there in a state of panic. She seemed to be trying to find a way out of the basement but didn’t seem to come up with anything. She put down the gem and surrendered, with the game seeming very real, I didn’t want to actually kill this girl. So I tied her arms and legs up and called for the local authorities to come and get her.

A half hour passes and they finally show up. They tossed her into the back of their carriage and began taking my statement. The officer taking my statement started flirting with me, calling me pretty and sexy. Strangely it made me feel really good and I went with it. He asked me when my shift ended and then asked if he could buy me a drink. I was deep in character at this point I guess because I told him that would be awesome. 

Suddenly I heard the voice again, it told me I had failed my quest, after that it stayed silent. I quickly ran to the basement to see if anything else had been stolen, but everything was still the same. I was confused and after thinking for a minute it hit me. I ran upstairs, and broke down the door the governor had been in before. She was laying lifeless on the bed, naked and covered in sweat and cum.

I called the guards and they seemed completely surprised. They removed me from the building and began investigating. The one that was flirting with me before told me everything would be okay, but I needed to tell him anything that could help them figure out what happened. After telling about the red haired woman form before, they seemed to know who she was. They suspected it was the assassin known as Red pleasure, she was well known for pleasuring her targets and killing them when they achieve an orgasim. 

He reassured me that it wasn’t my fault, they found the documents she had used to trick me. They explained that although the identity was fake, they were in fact real documents, meaning that the person who hired the assassin likely worked in the government. I wasn’t really too concerned about all this to be honest, I was more worried that I was still in this game. My character was now out of a job, and likely wouldn’t get another with this failure in her reputation. I decided to take that officer up on his offer for a drink, hoping to avoid the grim reality that I was now stuck here.