Why is it so hard to get laid as a girl? (Uncensored)

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“Are you sure you want to do this Wyatt?” Wyatt stood firm in front of Komi and nodded. “Yes, you said life was better as a girl, and I want to see if the claim is right, plus once I have sex I’ll turn back to normal right?”

Komi looked down and read the rest of the spell from the old book she found in her grandma’s basement. “Yup, that’s what the last part says, but I’m still not sure. I mean I know you only want to try the sex, and nothing more.”

Wyatt laughed. “Yeah, you’re right. I don’t actually want to be a woman, but what's the harm in trying it out?” Komi sighed. “I think you might be a little weird, but it’s your body, so it’s your choice.”

“Then it’s settled! Turn me into a sexy woman so that I can hit the down and get laid! Then I’ll know which gender which body has the best intercourse.” Komi looked annoyed but started to read the spell.

“Spirits above, spirits below, take this fellow, turn his flesh and make him anew, fill him with the power of a maiden meadow and return her to this world.” Suddenly Wyatt body started to shrink down.

“Holy shit, it’s working. I’m actually about to become a woman!” Komi chuckeled a bit. “It’s still weird how into this you are.” “Oh shut up, I mean don’t you want to try being a guy afterward?”

Komi shook her head. “No, not really.” “Oh, suit yourself. It’s actually quite nice.”

“We’ll see if you feel that way when you turn back.” Komi closed the book and put it aside to watch as Wyatt changed. Once Whyatt lost most of his height, his hair grew out, followed by his waist shrinking in.

His hips got wider, then following that his ass got fuller and his thighs got thicker. “Whoa, this already feels weird.” Then Wyatt’s dick started to shrink. “Oh my dick feels so tiny, is it going to…. Yup, it sucked itself in.”

“That was quick, must have been tiny.” “Oh, shut it Komi.” The two chuckled a bit, then that's when Wyatt’s chest started to expand. “Oh, it seems my breasts are growing. Wow, they’re so big, I wasn’t expecting them to be so big… or feel so good.”

“Yeah, they’re great, although I’m a little jealous you're bigger than me, I guess we’ll chalk it up to the magic.” “Well, I guess this will help me get laid. Now I have another favor to ask.” “Yes, Wyatt, you can borrow whatever you like from my closet, just don't wreck it.”

“Sweet, thanks! I owe you one. I’ll see you later tonight once I’m a guy tonight.” Wyatt then ran

To her bedroom, threw on her sexiest dress, and went out. The first place Wyatt went was the dance club.

She started dancing around and doing her best to catch the attention of several men. Eventually on built up the courage to dance with her, and for a few minutes the two danced before Wyatt decided to pop the question. “Do you want to take me to the bathroom and fuck me?”

“Wait are you for real? Yeah of course babe, let’s go.” The random man grabbed Wyatt's arm and pulled her to the bathroom. “Alright let’s remove that dress of yours.” Wyatt let the man unzip her dress, then she dropped it to the ground, then the man removed his pants.

“Wow, that's bigger than... I mean that dick of yours is pretty big.” “Yeah, I bet you can't wait to have it inside you baby.” The man got closer and the tip of his dick touched Wyatt's vagina, and for a moment it was about to go in, but then the fire alarm went off.

“Oh shit, the place is on fire. As much as I hate passing on a hot chick like you, I’m not risking being alive for it.” The man grabbed his pants. “Wait, fuck dude, it’s probably a false alarm. I was so excited for this.”

The man didn’t care and ran out of the bathroom. Wyatt had no choice but to pick herself up and get dressed and find a more courageous man to fuck her. She wasn’t going to do it here, since the place was being evacuated.

So Wyatt had to think of another place where a beautiful girl like her could get laid. A local bar called Bountiful Pleasures came to mind. It was another great place for casual hookups, one that Wyatt used a lot as a man.

So she drove across town and went into the bar. She ordered a drink and went and sat by the live music. “Now act casual, I know how guys work. They want to approach the beautiful woman, If I approached them it’ll intimidate them.”

She began to casually walk around and secretly check out some guys, making sure she accidentally showed off he body to any man possibly checking her out. Eventually one took the bait. “Yes, a dude is coming. Sexy times will soon be upon me.”

“Oh hey, are you by chance alone?” Wyatt pretends to be surprised. “Huh? Yes, yes I am. Why do you ask?” The man seems pleased. “Well I’d hate to see a pretty woman such as yourself alone, why don’t you come to have a few drinks with me at the bar? My treat.”

Wyatt smiled and batted her eyes at the man. “Well, how could I refuse such a good offer.” The two walk over to the bar and order a couple of drinks. About an hour of drinking later, the guy she was with was getting handsy, so Wyatt decided to strike.

“I see you can’t keep your hands off of me, how about you take me home?” The guy got really happy. “Sounds great to me, let me call a taxi, and well head right there.” The guy goes to the counter and pays his tab, then walks outside to call a taxi.

Wyatt finished her last drink, then walked outside and stood next to the man. A few minutes pass and the taxi arrives, the guy tells the driver his address and he starts to head toward it. About half an hour later they arrive and go inside.

The guy leads Wyatt to his bedroom and the two start making out. Wyatt turns around so the man can unzip her dress, and then she bends down to remove his pants. Wyatt climbs onto his bed naked and waves at him to come over.

“Are you ready?” Wyatt nods. “I’m ready, show me a good time alright.” “Sounds good, here goes.” The guy starts kissing her again, then he grabs Wyatt's breasts. “Ooh, that feels great, now stick your cock in me!”

The guy stopped moving and didn’t respond. “Hey, what's going on? Stop teasing me and shove it in already… Wait are you asleep?” The guy suddenly falls on top of her. “Dammit, are you really this drunk?”

She manages to push him off of her and get up. “Well, this sucks. I don’t think I’ll be sleeping with him.” She gets up and gets dressed, then calls her own taxi and heads back to her apartment.

“What a waste of a night. Now I have to spend it stuck as a woman. All this work just to be denied sex sucks. Makes being a woman kind of annoying.” She went to her bedroom and got undressed.

“I wonder if masturbation will work to turn me back. At the very least if it doesn’t I still get to experience the pleasures of this body.” She grabbed one of her breasts and moved her hand down towards her vagina.

“Now I just have to use my fingers to…” Before her hands got close, her stomach began to rumble and she felt herself about to throw up. She quickly ran to the bathroom and proceeded to empty her stomach.

“Fuck, I think this body handles alcohol differently. I think I just need to lie down for tonight and sleep.” She returned to her bed and got under her blankets, and a few minutes later she was sleeping like a baby.

She gets woken up by someone shaking her. “Hey Wyatt, wake up.” It was Komi and she seemed confused. “Hey Komi, what's up?” “What's up? Why are you still a woman? Are you that bad at getting laid?”

Wyatt sat up and explained the previous night to her. “Wow, so every time you tried anything sexual, some mysterious force stopped you? That's so unlucky.” “Hey it’s not funny, I just wanted to have sex as a woman, why is it so difficult?”

Komi laughed. “I mean with that body, perhaps some magical force is really keeping you from sex. Maybe I should get naked and test it out.” Wyatt put her hand on her chin. “Maybe that could work, you are bisexual right?”

Komi looked embarrassed. “I was kind of joking, but I don’t if your into maybe we could try. I mean your body is really nice, who wouldn’t want to play with it.” “Well, I’m already naked, let’s do it, that way I can experience the sex and turn back already.”

“Fine, let me get undressed real quick.” Komi proceeded to take her clothes off and climb into bed, but the second Komi got on top of Wyatt, Komi’s phone began to ring in the next room. “Shit, that's probably work, I need to take that.”

Komi ran out of the room, and Wyatt sat stunned. There was definitely something keeping her from having sex, but why? Was she being punished somehow? Did Komi mess up the spell? How was she supposed to turn back without sex?

She had no answers, all she had was what the book said. She’d turn back if she had sex. So she’d have to keep trying, every day if she had to, and that's what she did. Every night for three months she went to the bar to hook up with anyone.

Each night she’d go home with someone, only to have her night ruined by some random event, leaving her unsatisfied and still a busty woman. After three months, she started to get desperate, going so far as to work at a brothel.

Even that didn’t work, every client she was set up with, would either bail last second, not show up, or not be able to get hard to actually fuck her. She tried to go to a popular glory hole spot, she was so desperate for sex that she was willing to deepthroat any man's cock.

But even that was impossible. Several men would cum before she even opened her mouth, it seemed her situation was hopeless. By the time she hit nine months, she was so desperate that she bought tons of sex toys and even an auto fuck machine.

“Come on, please work. I just need to be fucked. I don’t even care about turning back.” Wyatt turned on the machine and it started thrusting the dildo back and forth. “Okay perfect, now I just have to position myself.”

As soon as she got her vagina close to the tip of the dildo smoke started to pour out of the machine and it stopped. “No, fucking dammit. What do I have to do to get fucked. I would literally do anything right about now.”

That's when Komi walked in, she looked at her friend desperately on the floor, and she felt terrible. “Hey Wyatt, I’m really sorry that this happened, but I think it’s time you accepted that it's useless. It's been nine months.”

Wyatt looked down at herself. “What is there for me if I just give up on sex and my old body?” Komi walked over to Wyatt and put her hand on Wyatt's shoulder. “Well, a lot actually. Like for starters, how about we go clothes shopping and get you your own clothes.”

“That way you can stop stealing mine. After that we can do all kinds of girl stuff, anything you think could help you adjust to your new body and help you forget about waiting to get laid. How does that sound?”

Wyatt let out a sigh. “That does sound kind of nice. Your clothes are kind of tight, and you’re right, if I’m stuck like this I have to adapt a bit.” Wyatt sat up. “I guess I’ll go steal one of your outfits and we can be off.”

Wyatt ran to Komi’s room and Komi walked into the living room. She pulled out the old spellbook she used on Wyatt. She flipped to a page titled magical chastity, she smiled, and pulled the page out of the book.

“She doesn't need to see this, wouldn’t want her using it to remove the spell.” She ripped it apart and tossed it into the trash. “As if I’d turn you into a woman just to get laid, That's so creepy, I hope you enjoy the rest of your life as a pure untouched woman Wyatt.”

Wyatt returns fully dressed. “Were you saying something Komi?” Komi turns and nods her head no. “I was just talking to myself about all the cute dresses I’m going to get for you!” “Don’t say it like that, it’s embarrassing.” “Yeah, but you know you're excited.” “Yeah, you're right.” With that, the two left, and Wyatt never discovered shreds of the discarded spell that changed her life.