Saint Patrick's day

Another Saint Patrick's Day is here! That wearing green and drinking until everyone passes out! Tonight the plan is to meet the guys at the bar and drink until we pass out. Every year we hold a competition to see who drinks the most.

The winner gets a custom gold coin with the year and the word champion on it. I’ve never won but I came close last year and I plan to take the win this time. Before all that I have to get into proper attire, a green tee with green shorts, simple but on point.

Now for the best part, a nice Irish-themed top hat, the guys will just love it. I hop into my car and head off to the bar. While driving a bright light suddenly shines through my windshield forcing me to pull over. I get out of my car to inspect and see there is a literal rainbow shining into my car.

I look over and notice the other end isn't that far off, jokingly I go to find the other end, maybe there will be a pot of gold. I walked over and to my surprise there was an actual pot, it wasn’t filled with gold though. Inside was a single four-leaf clover.

So I reached in and grabbed it, I thought it was going to be fake but it turns out it was real. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a real one before. I was beginning to think it was some sort of prank, but that rainbow was definitely real.

I started to become suspicious, I looked around to see if anyone was around, but I was the only one there. Suddenly my body began to heat up and I fell to the ground. My entire body started to feel uncomfortable but it wasn’t painful.

As I lay on the ground I could feel certain parts of my body moving. My ass felt like it exploded outwards, my waist felt like it was shrinking and my chest became super heavy. Suddenly it felt like I had more weight on my chest than all of the rest of my body combined.

Certain parts of my body felt like they were getting smaller, like my hands, arms, and face. I could feel something ticking me as it made its way down my back, it felt like a ton of hair. The next thing that was off was my dick, it felt like it shrunk and disappeared.

My body wasn’t the only thing that felt like it was moving, the shirt and shorts I was wearing suddenly felt like it was one long piece with the bottom becoming open. They were much tighter than when I put it on.

After that everything stopped moving and I was able to stand up, the pot and rainbow was now gone. I walked back to my car and that’s when I noticed my new appearance. I was an Irish woman, one with an amazing body and massive tits.

I even had long red hair, I almost looked like a sexy leprechaun. I was in complete shock, how could I suddenly be a woman, never mind a sexy one. I got in my car and headed to the bar where I was supposed to meet my friends.

I walked in kinda freaking out and tried to tell them what happened. None of them even seemed to notice the change, they even made fun of me about the story, they kept saying it was a rookie mistake to pregame before the big competition.

They had to be drunk themselves, there's no way this was normal. I pulled out my identification card to show them and it turns out that it changed as well, I’m guessing that everything changed to match my new body.

Defeated, I decided to at least enjoy the night. We began our competition and it was going great for me, I out-drank everyone. It turns out this new body can handle its alcohol. Another interesting thing, when reality changed it made me the undefeated champ.

After winning yet another championship coin I was extremely drunk, I caught an Uber ride with one of my friends and he agreed to let me stay at his house for the night. It turns out this body becomes super flirty and horney when drunk.

I kept flirting with my friend and I ended up asking him to sleep with me. I don’t remember a whole lot after that, I think we both passed out. I woke up the next morning to my friend throwing up in the bathroom, he was hung over.

For the first time in my life I didn’t have a hangover, I felt great. My friend said he was jealous that I never got hungover, which I guess is a major plus. I got up to get dressed and noticed the four-leaf clover sitting on my clothes.

I picked it up, shaking it and asking it to change me back. That’s when I noticed a message on the clover. It read you failed to break the leprechaun curse, better luck next year. What was I supposed to do? I guess I now have a whole year to figure it out. Happy Saint Patrick's Day!