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Best of 2024 - Sissyneck🌭

Added 2024-12-18 13:00:00 +0000 UTC

Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featuring moaning hot dogs. You are our moaning hot dogs. The best way to help is to pick one of the free articles below (not this article - this is just the collection) and share it. If your victim enjoys the madness on display, point them to our patreon for support, or our free archives for a massive collection of hundreds of free articles updating weekly. That’s the gift you give to us. (It’s always a lie when somebody says you don’t have to get them anything. You should know that by now.)

REAL Heat

Sissyneck is the closest thing we have to a cryptid on the Hot Dog writing staff. He is an unknowable creature stealing convenience store burritos in the night, leaving only Mormon recreations of Michael Mann movies in their place

The Serial

The 1970s! By which we mean the early 1980s. A sexy time of steamy encounters that suddenly end right before the good stuff. (We didn’t invent climaxing until the late 1990s.)

Saturday Night Fever Fliks Book

If you love Saturday Night Fever the movie, you’ll love the book! No, not the book it was based on. No, not the novelization of the film. The book that is the movie. It’s complicated, and by complicated we mean stupid.

Tears Are Not Enough

“We Are The World” was a cultural milestone that helped a lot of people. Canada wanted to try it, too! It’s kind of like when a little kid makes you breakfast. Appreciate the gesture and eat your eggshells.

Twinkle Winkle