Fate Series: We Watch Short Videos, Let Goetia Socialize Deaths! Chapter 38

Chapter 38: This is the Celtic bulldozer with gold content!

~In the World of the Land of Shadows~

At this very moment, Scáthach, the purple old lady—no, the purple wife—whom all FGO players are incredibly familiar with, was also focusing her attention on the screen!

Originally, she hadn't paid much mind to this enormous screen. After all, these matters were utterly insignificant to her. Compared to these so-called black histories or famous scenes, Scáthach was more concerned with the existence that could kill her!

But she never expected to see her disciple, Cú Chulainn, on this screen. Not only was he working in that world, but he was also continuing his usual smooth-talking style.

However, upon closer thought, it made sense. After all, he was the Celtic bulldozer… It was only natural for him to be eloquent!

Yet, upon seeing such a scene, a dangerous glint flashed in her eyes.

“It seems that while I was away, my dear disciple has become quite lax....”

Scáthach muttered, as countless hellish training methods for Cú Chulainn flooded her mind!

~In the Worldline of the Fifth Holy Grail War~

Meanwhile, Cú Chulainn felt a chill down his spine as he watched everything on the screen. He couldn't help but shiver.

“This feeling… It's like being targeted by Shishou…”

But such a thing should be impossible. After all, that woman shouldn't be able to see this screen… probably! He tried to reassure himself, though even he himself didn't quite believe this reason. Nevertheless, he relaxed and continued to watch the video.

As all the viewers discussed animatedly, the content on the screen continued to play.

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『 At Cú Chulainn's sweet words, the old lady's face showed a hint of shyness. “Oh, you rascal, still calling me miss.”

This was the true worth of the Celtic bulldozer! Under Cú Chulainn's words, the old lady lost her composure. “Alright, give me that one.”

As soon as her words fell, Cú Chulainn swiftly retrieved the item the old lady wanted. “Thank you for your patronage~”

Upon seeing this scene, both the viewers watching the screen and Shirou Emiya in the video couldn't help but twitch their mouths slightly.

“The Celtic Great Hero, selling fish…”

However, it was precisely because of this dialogue that Shirou Emiya finally understood what to make for dinner. “Dinner will definitely be fish, after all.”

As he spoke, Shirou Emiya looked at the fish in the shop and began to consider what kind of fish to buy… As a qualified househusband (chef), if he were going to buy something, he would naturally buy what was most cost-effective.

“Lancer, give me something that's a good deal.”

At these words, Cú Chulainn paused slightly, then glanced at the fish in his shop. Soon, he had made up his mind… When it came to fish, it definitely had to be salmon.

“How about salmon?”

“It's cheap and delicious,” Cú Chulainn said with a smile.

Cheap, delicious, high in value, and also very nutritious. It was said that this fish generally represented wisdom! A certain great hero gained all the world's knowledge and superhuman wisdom, and could foresee the future, all because of salmon. Therefore, salmon also earned the title “Salmon of Wisdom”… 』

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~Chat Room~

【 Diarmuid (Lancer): I never expected it to be salmon… That reminds me of a very familiar old friend! 】

【 Mashu: Hmm, it should be Mr. Finn, right? If I'm not mistaken, the story of Mr. Finn and the Salmon of Wisdom is indeed quite famous. 】

【 Boudica (Rider): A fish that represents wisdom? I'm a bit curious, how will that young man prepare such a fish? 】

【 Tamamo-no-Mae (Caster): To be a qualified wife, excellent cooking skills are a must. I'm also curious about how that young man will handle the salmon. 】

【 。。。。。】

As all the group members discussed animatedly!

『 Shirou Emiya, on the screen, heard these words, and his eyes lit up.

“Salmon, huh… It's also delicious steamed. It's decided, dinner will be foil-baked fish.”

Shirou Emiya immediately made up his mind.

Upon hearing this, Cú Chulainn's face showed a hint of curiosity. “What? Is that good?”

“It's easy to make, and relatively speaking, it's quite delicious. Give me three portions.”

Hearing this, Cú Chulainn nodded, a thoughtful expression on his face. “Is that so…”

“Hey, there's an extra piece.”

Hearing Shirou Emiya's confusion!

Cú Chulainn stood with his hands on his hips, stating righteously, “Kid, I want to eat too.”

As for why he had to go freeload a meal, the reason was simple! He was intensely curious about the cooking skills of the young man before him.

He had heard from other Servants and Masters that Shirou Emiya's cooking was excellent. Even the famous King Arthur was very fond of Shirou Emiya's food! So he was incredibly curious about the food that could attract King Arthur!

“Don't worry, I'll pay for my own portion.”

“No, that's not what I mean…”

Before his words could fully fall, Cú Chulainn's Strength B slap followed immediately! Under such terrifying force, Shirou Emiya only staggered back a few steps…

At the same time, Cú Chulainn's voice rang out. “Then, I'll come to your place later, so be prepared.” 』

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And at this moment, all the Servants and magus in all worldlines fell silent upon seeing this scene!

They never expected that in this world, Servants not only didn't fight but could also work part-time and mooch off each other for meals!? Was this really the Holy Grail War they were familiar with? Incredible, truly incredible!

~Chat Room~

【 Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi: ??? You call this a Holy Grail War? I can't see it at all! Respect the Holy Grail War, damn it! 】

【 Finn (Lancer): Putting everything else aside, I inexplicably have a good impression of this young man. Salmon is indeed a very good ingredient! 】

【 Waver Velvet: More than that, I'm curious about how delicious that young man's cooking is. Even a Servant has to go freeload a meal. If I'm not mistaken, Servants generally don't need to eat, do they? 】

【 Romani Archaman: They still need to, after all, this is also a way for Servants to replenish their mana… 】

【 Artoria Pendragon (Saber): Shirou's… cooking is indeed very good. I love all the food he makes. 】

【 Iskandar (Rider): Oh, even Saber says so. Then this King is a bit curious! Let this King witness it with his own eyes, that young man's cooking! 】

【 Gawain (Saber): I assess that neither salmon nor cooking is better than mine. My special mashed potatoes are the best! 】

【 Mordred (Saber): Yours? Forget about it! 】

【 。。。。。】

At this moment, Servants and mages from all worlds discussed animatedly.

Without a doubt, everyone was curious about how ridiculously good Shirou Emiya's cooking was.

It was not only good enough to make the famous Cú Chulainn lower himself to freeload a meal, but even King Arthur also loved Shirou's food! Everyone's hearts were filled with anticipation!