Season 1 - Episode 1 ( the one where he doesn't sleep )

I totally Love your crazy rambles.

Jennifer Edwards

50 Love Heart 💓.

Jennifer Edwards

This shit is more real than reality.

Jennifer Edwards

I always feel so judged and embarrassed when people find out I can't swim. On top of not being the most coordinated, I'm phobic about drowning. I use leave in con every single time so use it to your heart's content bb 😊 And David, many ppl prob don't listen to audios past 15 min but YOUR ppl def do ❤️

SpicySiren

I actually cackled at the glizzy joke 💀

cami ᰔ

i need more episodes of this one… respectfully 👁👄👁

hannie ♡

BING BONG

hannie ♡

Oh my sweet jesus. You had me rollin'. Youre at that right stage of tired. Where u kinda make sense but youre silly. I LOVE IT!!

DEMONHEART77

Ross Gellar up in this bitch 🤣😂 I'm in bed, a bit delirious myself... And squeaking with laughter

Ishkabibble

Spistachios 😁

Jen Ohh

Who’s cum ??? 🤣🤣

AliteralSlut

Pam_P

You’re so fuckin adorable 😅 #LeaveInConditioner

Brandi

5:56am and no sleep in two days. THIS will do that to you. I laughed so much during your ramble...after I got over the horror of you being just 27 and me being...well, let's just say slightly *ahem* older than 27, and being a Patron of yours. (Anyway, now I am the one rambling!) So on to key points I learned from your latest rambles: 1) I know fir a fact that some people out there DEFINITELY need new friends, 2) you love Pistachio nuts and are currently obsessed with New World, 3) it dawned on me tonight that I am Monica from "Friends" (chef, mother Figure to my friends, OCD, etc.), 4)your rambles are hilarious when you are exhausted and you are speaking "off the Cuff", and 5) your exhausted rambles sound eerily like my rambles the one and only time I got massively drunk on cheap beer and made the questionable life decision to let my friend choose our destination. We ended up at her favorite COUNTRY bar filled with Cowboy's wearing big hats and even bigger belt buckles where we accepted every dance request and danced the entire night away.(If you knew me, you would know why that is so HILARIOUS on SOOO many levels and why I have NEVER touched a beer since!). Long story short, enjoy your New World, your salt and vinegar chips (in moderation), and pistacho nuts, but please don't forget to surface every once and a while so you can feed the hungry beasts that are your Patrons with new posting, bc we miss you when you go silent for too long! And for the love of God, GET SOME SLEEP! (Said the fellow insomniac who has no business giving sleep pattern advice!) ;)

Redheadedchic

This is the content I signed up for 😌

cami ᰔ

Oh how much I missed the rambles 🖤 and you know we will listen to anything you’ll post 😊

Bara

I like how much of an airhead you are😂… one minute you’re talking about point A then you’ll pause for a sec and reality would slap you in the face and everything just go *poof* *rebooting* new topic. Then you’re 20sum (Friends stage) and you’re hella childish plus video game nerd/addict it’s pretty amusing🙂 I wonder if I’ll be like that or what would it be like when I get there hmmm…

Marissa

whatever makes you happy, you should do :) we're just here for the ride and enjoying it

m

Didn’t know I would enjoy this as much as I did

Akasha

it's always so good to hear your voice! i miss you!!! :''')

sara with no h

See what I just did there to what you had done there? Gotta love Friends references.

Miss AJ

My husband can’t swim either. I’ve tried my hardest to teach him but he naturally sinks. 🤔 Women must be more buoyant. 🤭 Wonder why. 😅 Kek Also, stream stream stream! I know you know we know you know that we don’t care what you stream. We vibe with it no matter what.

Miss AJ

Sometimes I wake up with no circulation on my arms too! 😭 glad I ain’t the only one haha. Thank you for the ramble, David! I started my day listening to it and you make me crack up so much 🤣 but yes stream whenever and you do you!! Keep doing what you’re doing!

jopanz

Yes

LunarKatya

i can sit at the bottom of a pool no problem i just cant float haha

Audiogasm021

It all makes sense now!

gothgrrl

Me actually sitting here listening to you eat as I study, loll... Pretty sure most will agree that we're content with whatever you stream or whatever you post, especially when you're excited about it, so don't worry about appeasing the masses and just do what you love :) The shenanigans is a bonus, haha

gothgrrl

Wait... is this why you hate turtles? Because you can't swim??

Becky Vee

David. We know you're lurking on Discord though. 🤭 That being said, swimming is more about not being scared of the water to navigate through it than that of swimming itself. Just being in the water, doing nothing but floating almost feels like time slows down. It can be a safe space if you don't think of the other inconveniences.

PeachBum

Yay audio rambles 😁 my work day got better

PlagueRat29