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Late to the party, but the way you detailed this out by the day number gave me flashbacks to learning about Genesis in Sunday school 😂 “And there was evening, and there was morning — the 6th day.”

Anna Bambi

Gargling salt water is 100% the way to go.

Abby le Raccoon

*small, wrapped sugarstar left quietly on your desk for delight when u return*

tyd

ditto bigly. backsoonbacksoonbacksoonbacksoon.

tyd

Lmao! &&so glad you tried it for brekky! Miss ya TYD!

LC

you know the edge is where he keep his pobox lol. also salted butter sauteed veggies = breakfast and i thank you for the inspo. that's such a good idea.

tyd

Eat some spinach and mushrooms sautéed in salted butter and you’re golden👌🏼 and don’t eat spicy foods with a fucked up throat.. tf you trying to die? Stop livin on the edge Lmfaaaao

LC

Whalecum to the COVID club baybeeee. That shiiii sucks donkey dick buuuut TY TY *joey voice* for the update. You funny af fr even when you’re sick af. So good to hear from you again davidurrr. You needa gargle with salt and warm water 3x a day. Eat tingz rich in vitamin C and D too. Glad you didn’t lose your sense of smell and taste like I did. Get well soon love xo

LC

Covid is the absolute worst! I just recently had it. Caught it from my momma as well😂. All while recovering from surgery😩. I’m sorry you feel so crappy. That salt water is the best lifesaver. Hopefully your taste comes back soon. The holes reference cracked me up😂. I’m glad you could find a little energy to update us. I was worried about you🥺. Hope you and your mom get to feeling better soon🫶🏾.

ColorMeAmber

lololololol @ priorities. not even mad

tyd

Mhm mhm yuh yuh glad to hear from you again my dude. The strep throat thing really be a bitch and I know how hard it is to mentally prepare urself every time u need to swallow. I remember (during my sick delirious state) trying every single sleeping position (even sitting down) just to find a way to stop saliva from pooling and needing to swallow my saliva. Hopefully you and your mom feel better soon. We miss you. I think I said this before I’d hug u….but u have covid. LMAO get well soon.

Jawee C

The way you speak in melodies and poetry makes me breathless. Literally every time u post something I consciously have to keep my breathing in check 😮‍💨 god bless David and this community he built #millenialfeverdream #flo #rida 🤣🤣

Meru-chan

Aww nsaid allergy? That sucks 😞 acetaminophen it is then

Meru-chan

ibuprofen will kill me hehehe

Audiogasm021

Hope you and your mom feel better soon!!❤️‍🩹

Ju

america be wild, AP. all the way wild. also i so love hearing the beautiful things that capture your attention #beetles #puzzles #uthabest

tyd

uhmmm meru. ...why is the way you do words so hot and lovely? nobody since Future has ever made NyQuil sound so appealing ;) everybody listen to the nurse (one word, all caps)

tyd

this thing that we do for the elders.  methods and ancient family secrets.  seeing white. nails in palms.  clock laughing. scraping electric.  rogue heat. wandering pain.  and then the salt.  from your eyes. for your throat. who ever knew. so very many different feelings. so very strong. so many unique and separate ways to hold pain related to salt time dilation and other ringed adventures of various intensity.  (that drawing. did you save it? can we see? i think i crave that.) you continue to be the hero of this fuckin wild and beautiful novel, told in parts.  consistent quality delight. with early delivery this week, even. ...from the shower. for utilitarian purposes only. of course.  shoutout to the flo rida skin.  not a drop of the solace water was wasted.  not a drop.  yep. this update was nice, king. just like you hoped. the magic is intact, no matter what.  we need these stories as badly as you need to tell it to us.  how lovely, right? that the hunger is mutual but you know all of this already.  the gratitude and elegance and the wildass random parts and the level of detailed care as you show up for it all. no matter what. i learn so much from watching your moves and your energy. for the man who always makes everyone feel better. here's to you feeling better, too.  and i want backpay restitution to you. for all the failed sleep. ill call mgmt to look into it. hug and hug and hug and hug. always and always and always and always. #burnsgood #youkeepdigging #itsworkinitstwerkin #budgetingisforbaddies #thiswasaliteralmillennialfeverdreamthanku #addoneromanceanimelineforgoodmeasure

tyd

Thank you for taking the time while feeling poopy to give us an update! Sending you all the good and healing vibes your way for a faster and easier recovery. Ugh COVID is the worst and I’ve had strep and that’s just plain evil. Feel better soon, we miss ya!! 🫰🏽

MzLizzieBoo

Fuuuuuck dude I hate this for you. I hope it’s over really soon. It sounds miserable so feel free to bitch as much as you want, it doesn’t make you ungrateful just human. Don’t worry about audios, your health is much more important. Gentle hugs, take good care of yourself. 💜

✨Ames✨

TYSM for updating us! Been really worried about you. The fact you're doing this while feeling this crummy means a fuck ton, Mister! Now knowing you seemingly got this from your mom.. How is she doing? 🥺 Hopefully she's also getting better. Plssss keep getting better! Sounds like you're going at this with great mentals. I often struggle with balancing listening to my body and "mind over matter".... but COVID humbled my ass lmaoooooo. You've really been missed! Can't wait for you to come back and play games with usssss. I've been grinding at Phasmo and finally hit level 21 last night! Gonna be hanging with you big leaguers soooooonnn. 🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

Ishkabibble

I’ve never had strep throat, but I’ve had bronchitis which has similar symptoms. For me it would hurt to swallow , I hated it sm. i couldn’t breathe or talk. I hate honey, but adding it to your tea (hot tea) would coat your throat nicely. idk if mint would help too. I eat mint candy when my throat hurts too. Thank you for the update !Was thinking of how you were feeling last night . Hope you feel completely better v soon homie .🩶 Hopefully the worst has passed . I really appreciated this ramble and I’m taking notes on your methods hehe We miss you and your energy 💗

cami ᰔ

Covid is the devil! Never felt that horrible ever! Feel better papi

Twinkie

Awww poor guy, I'm sorry the US healthcare system sucks but I’m glad you’re making that step to take care of your future self. I’m V impressed u got away with COVID this long but the first time u get it, it sucks soooo bad; I was out for 2 weeks. The fever hallucinations are crazy too, I remember waking up thinking I slept an hour and only 5min passed 😭 maybe try some NSAIDs for your throat, it might take the edge off a lil bit. 800 mg ibuprofen helped me, and NyQuil was my bf 🥲 but Cheetos… yea, bad idea my friend lol stick to the soft foods and soups. Thank you for the update, I really hope your sick doesn't last much longer. We miss your presence on discord, but please rest, sleep don’t push yourself too hard… get better soon senpai, sending u humidified healing vibes lol 💓

Meru-chan

The holes reference😂 Thank you for updating everyone. You're being a great sport during your covid spell, still funny and entertaining. Genuinely wishing you the best through your recovery🤞🏽❤️‍🩹

SM ♡ ⁸⁸⁸

I cannot believe you had the strength to talk through all that. God bless you, more power to you! That was a rollercoaster 😮‍💨 Omg I have a humidifier In every room otherwise I die lol 😂 I totally get that! I hope you heal soon & get your sense of taste back too 🥰

Maryam Nazr

I’m sorry it’s been so bad for you!! Thank you for updating us and even when sick you still made an interesting ramble hehe, I understand what you mean about the time, when I get bad fever I get something similar but the spinning puzzle sounded kinda cool actually haha. I hope you feel better sooooon!! We be waiting for you!!☺️ (But it makes me sad that healthcare be so expensive without insurance that you chose not to go🥺)

AnnaPanda

Feel better ❤️‍🩹

Nin Nin


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