Livestream Time!

We're going live in about ten minutes. Here are the rules again, copy and pasted from the last post. 

1) ALL REQUESTS ARE FREE. For now, I am not charging for prompts. If you have an idea, and you're present in the chat, you may throw me a request without the exchange of moooooney. This is a trial run, and I might be shit at it, so I don't want anyone wasting their dollars on my incompetence.

2) Because these are FREE, I have a few restrictions. Firstly, prompts are first come, first serve. That means if you show up an hour into the stream and I take your prompt, you'll have to wait until I get through those that came before you.

3) I have complete discretion to turn down any prompt. Whether it's a character/pairing I'm unfamiliar with, a kink I'm not into, a show I've never watched, whatever, if I say no then it's no. You are of course welcome to keep asking until I accept one.

4) Prompts will be done in waves. Meaning if there are five people in chat with five prompts, everyone gets one until I've finished them all. Once that queue has been emptied, we'll start over and you may request a second prompt. You cannot have two back-to-back prompts... Unless you're literally the ONLY person in the chat.

5) I will be shooting for 500-1000 words per prompt, but there is no set limit or minimum. If I really, really like your prompt, I may spend more time on it. If I'm not into it, it may be shorter. If you've been reading me for awhile now then you should have a good idea what I'm into, so exploit my weaknesses to get some longer fics.

6) And of course, though it shouldn't be said, behave yourself. I am doing these FREE prompts as a service to my fans. Don't be abusive in the chat and don't throw a tantrum if I turn down your requests.