We've been, like, interviewing alche-alca-alchem- potion doctors for The Society lately and we TOTALLY found the bestest one! He let me try one of his Super potions that was gonna make me, uhm, more smarter and get more attention so the Society can grow. And it TOTALLY WORKED!! I know a LOT of fun things, like makeup, what outfits show off my titties, and all kinds of fuck stuff. The Potion Doctor says I'll have lotsa new followers by my birthday, which is great because I'll be turning 19 and I wanna have a HUGE PARTY!! *giggles*