Society: Under New Management

 Hello friends,

I am Lord Modeus, current leader of The Society  that has been innocently looming in the city for the passed few months.  After a couple of... misfortunes involving our previous leader, it  became my sad job to relieve him of his duties. Now he was a fine leader  and managed to organize a fair amount of growth for our little  conglomeration over the passed year. However, as we grow, so must the  authority of our head. The body cannot survive, no matter how strong, if  the head is soft. I have found the man as a common little girl, a  beast, even a pair of female undergarments once. When he became a  mother, obsessed only with her family, cooking, and domestic pursuits,  it became clear that a new regime had to be installed.

Upon his  return to form, he came to his old office and was shocked to find me  sitting behind his desk. I offered my condolences for his impending  demotion, but promised him an opulent position that would keep him  financially secure and meet whatever needs he had. His only loss would  be authority and title, a fair trade for his potential earnings. But  alas, the man had become too dependent on his position and resisted. He  claimed that I had no right to orchestrate such a coup and that our  binding contract was still in effect... He was not one to understand the  finer arts of Diabolic Contract Composition. Once I explained his lack  of action and constant leaves of absence had put him in breach of  contract, he sputtered but continued to resist.

So, with a heavy  heart, I gave him a new 'position' in The Society. A position with  duties that she performs with earnest and gusto. Speaking of which, it  is time for her to perform and she is truly eager to get to work so I  must cut this letter short. I do hope this change is met with  professionalism and leads to further growth in our fine Society in the  future. 

Regard,

Lord Modeus, Leader of The Society