Bottomwatch

"Why do you inzist on ztanding like that, Pharah?"

"Some men aren't as big on big behinds as you think. Those eyes will be drawn to me."

"Big on... big behind? I am afraid you lozt me."

"Right, language barrier. Look, what I mean is-"

"What of thoze over there, what zhey are doing?"

"... I don't think they're solely doing that to attract men, but it's no doubt effective."

Tearing her eyes from Ashe and Tracer, Widowmaker's lips curved into a smile, and she gave Pharah an impish look from underneath her bangs.

"Perhapz... we ought to emulate them, zhen."

Even if the music had drowned out her suggestion entirely, Pharah would have been able to guess the context based on the sniper's gaze alone. She chuckled in response, shaking her head.

"I think I'd need myself a few more beers for that."

"Much like our dear medic here... though she hasn't had much zuccess lately."

Mercy was looking increasingly desperate in her chair, slowly slouching forward, her energies ever so slowly drained from a lack of precious alcohol.

"I believe the bartender is off somewhere with our dear D.Va..."

"Zhat does explain why my mojito is taking so long."

"She did ask whose dick she needed to suck to get a beer around here."

"Zhe's had more luck than mozt of uz, then - beer and... the other thing. At zhis juncture, I am starting to think ze bouncers are not letting anyone in juzt zo zhey can have a chanze with uz themselves."

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Wednesday wallpaper featuring some highly requested Overwatch ladies. Think whatever you will about the games - there's no doubt that they spawned some immensely popular characters. Hope you enjoy!

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and for all of your kind words! The heat up here is pretty much unbearable, but at least I have AC over at work, so my survival seems guaranteed for now. Hope you're holding up well enough, wherever you are.

Take care of yourselves, and each other!
/DH