Settling Things

"Well, with all the facts on hand, I think it's rather easy to settle this matter."

"Yes... you could say, a posteriori, that we've solved this mystery."

"I will slap your butt for that one, Tali, and I will do it hard."

"Fitting, as the quarian's clearly the culprit."

The two other girls paused their bickering, briefly, to give Miranda a long look.

"What?"

"To the contrary... shipments containing large quantities of simple carbohydrates vanishing and your behind... expanding to this extent, Miranda, makes your role in this rather clear."

"Yeah, you heard blue here, or did all those cookies fatten your brain too?"

"I've always had a big ass, you dolts. Besides, you two have no ground to stand on if that's what we go by here - just look at Liara's for instance."

"This is just an effect of my pregnancy."

"Again? Hah, do you at least know the father this time?"

"Yes, that would be your boyfriend."

"Both of you calm down-"

In the nearby ventilation shaft, overlooking what quickly turned into a weird shower wrestling match, a certain vorcha leisurely nibbled away at his stolen goods. It was, after all, just another day on the Normandy.

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Another Cycles test with some staple ladies. I feel like I'm getting a better grasp on the way the engine works and handles light every time I use it, so I endeavor to keep at it. Hope you enjoy it folks, as silly as it might be :)

Thank you, as always, for your continued support and for all of your kind words. The weather remains cool and rainy up here, which suits me just fine, though the roads are becoming quite hazardous at times. I ought not to complain though, seeing what is going on elsewhere in the world, so I'll enjoy this for what it is while I can only hope you're alright out there.

To facilitate thusly, take care of yourselves, and each other!
/DH