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Wallpaper: Prep Work

Added 2025-12-31 22:59:05 +0000 UTC

"T-those are sensitive, Jack..."

"Fatter than last time I squeezed 'em too. Some vorcha knock you up again?"

"W-well..."

"Those Cerberus legs of yours ever not spread?"

"Mmhh... I'm not the reason the Blue Suns refer to shore leave as Whore Leave these days..."

"Jack, dear, don't you have something in the oven?"

"Someone's sure got a bun in there-"

"No, no, I mean I am smelling something burning."

There was a pause, just briefly, before the fire alarm started blaring.

"Fuck"

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Happy New Year folks! My hiatus ends tomorrow with the regular schedule resuming in January. We've had a hell of a year, and I've got some big plans for 2026 that I hope to delineate properly in the first Progress Report of next year, so keep your eyes peeled for that!

I best be off to do some food prep myself where I endeavor to not burn anything (never trust Jack with time-sensitive tasks whenever Miranda is around), as well as try to not get too smashed for the new year occasion - though given how I drink exactly once per year, maybe twice if midsummer calls for it, I have no doubt the stuff my brother's brought is going to give me a few days of hangover.

Sincerely, thank you all, so very much, for your support and kind words. I will endeavor, as always, to measure up to what you have entrusted me with in terms of my work, and I hope you're excited for what I've got in store for the future. In the meantime, take it easy with the bottle today if you can, and please take care of yourselves as well as each other out there!

/DH