A Secret Deal (TLDP Chap 31)

Game

Thoughts

“Talking”

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“...Do you have the goods?” A hushed voice asked, which belonged to a blonde-haired man with a hood pulled over his head.

“Of course I do!” A female voice hissed back, the beautiful woman in front of him blushing and glancing around shakily. She had long green hair, piercing pink eyes, and a gorgeous thin face. Her body was also extremely sexy, as most female devils tended to be, but you wouldn’t know it at the moment. The entirety of her body was shrouded by a long black cloak, hiding her massive breasts completely.

If you asked one hundred devils about Seekvaira Agares, they would all have similar descriptions of the woman. She was beautiful but extremely cold. A serious and stern woman, who carried a terrifying aura. She was aloof and unapproachable.

If you showed those same one hundred devils the Seekvaira Agares standing in front of Naruto, who was blushing and glancing around nervously with a near-psychotic look in her eyes, they’d accuse you of showing them a shape-shifter. The stern woman being in such a strange state was unheard of.

“Y-You have what you promised too, right?!” Seekvaira hissed, looking at Naruto with daggered eyes. The girl's hands were shaking, her excitement overboiling.

The duo were stood in a dark alley deep in an undisclosed city, being as secretive as possible with their deal.

“Yeah,” Naruto nodded, casually reaching into his jacket pocket and pulling out a small robotic action figure, “This is it, right?”

“D-Don’t bring it out so carelessly, idiot!” Seekvaira hissed, her eyes darting around as she looked desperately for any onlookers.

“I don’t get what you’re so worried about,” Naruto replied dryly, casually holding up the action figure and letting it’s gold plating glint in a nearby street light, “It’s just a toy, right? Why’d we even have to meet like this?”

“S-Stop! Put it down!” Seekvaira practically begged, waving her hand panickedly as Naruto casually held the mecha figurine, “T-That’s not a toy! It’s a Gold RX-78-2 Gundam pure gold-plated figurine! Do you know how hard it is to find one of those?! I’ve been searching for years!”

“Really? It’s been sitting in the corner of my room for a couple of years now,” Naruto replied blandly.

Eh? Is this thing really that rare?

When Naruto had asked Yasaka to gather a bunch of anime memoralbility for Rias, the figurine had just been in tossed into the bundle. Rias wasn’t the biggest mecha fan either, so the apparently ultra-rare item had been sitting on the floor of Naruto’s bedroom for a while.

That led to the current situation - Rias had mentioned to Seekvaira Agares in passing that Naruto had a ‘golden gundam’ in his room, as she knew the Agares Heiress had a near-insane obsession with everything mecha. And so, the next day, Naruto received a strange request from Seekvaira - meet her secretly in this random alleyway, and she’ll give him whatever he wants in return for the mecha.

“Well, here ya go,” Naruto said casually, chucking the figurine toward Seekvaira.

“D-Don’t be so reckless!” Seekvaira shouted, literally diving forward and wrapping the Gundam figurine in a hug to ensure she caught it. She landed on the ground, rolling and cradling the figurine as she caressed it lovingly.

She really likes these toys, huh?

“Now, you gotta keep your end of the deal, too,” Naruto grinned, excited to get what he had asked Seekvaira for. It was something he loved more than nearly anything else in this world, and that he had been looking forward to for a long time.

“O-Of course,” Naruto blinked as Seekvaira strangely blushed even deeper, raising her hand as a magic circle appeared on her palm. The Gundam disappeared, and Seekvaira stood up straight, not meeting his eyes.

Then, she reached down, slowly unwrapping her coat and revealing her sexy body - fit with large breasts, a thin waist, wide hips, and thick thighs. She was also nearly naked, wearing just a thin pair of panties and a black bra.

“So, uh, where is it?” Naruto asked bluntly, confused as to why Seekvaira was suddenly undressing.

“W-What do you mean? It’s r-right here…” Seekvaira blushed even deeper as her face turned beet red, slowly lowering her hand and rubbing her crotch as she wouldn’t meet Naruto’s eyes.

Naruto stared at her blankly.

“Look, I don’t judge,” Naruto shrugged at her action, “Rias is an exhibitionist too, so I don’t mind if you do what you gotta do out here, but give me what I asked for first!”

Why are all devil girls so weird?

Naruto was no stranger to the ‘exhibitionist life’ at this point, as one of his wives liked both sleeping and walking around naked. Rias only became more excited as Naruto’s harem grew, as it added another woman to watch them have sex, and she even dragged some of the other women into her fetish. Naruto had spent more hours than he’d like to admit having sex with Rias and other harem mates on the streets of Kyoto, barely out of sight with the risk of being caught. 

“T-This is what you asked for?” Seekvaira blinked at his words, gesturing down at her crotch again, “D-Don’t tease me anymore! Just hurry up and take me!”

Naruto stared at her blankly.

“...I asked for ramen,” Naruto replied bluntly, “I don’t know how you misunderstood that to mean ‘sex,’ but I just want ramen.”

“B-But, you asked for the ‘holy food only I can give you,’” Seekvaira answered, looking equally as confused, “You said it was ‘the thing you loved most in life’ and ‘something you couldn’t live without!’ You even called it ‘holy soup!’ Was that not referring to my…”

Seekvaira gestured down to her crotch as she finished, still blushing.

“...No, no it wasn’t,” Naruto deadpanned, “I meant because your family was well connected in devil society, so I was hoping you could get me some better ramen than I can find at a typical human restaurant. Your family probably has a bunch of fancy chefs and stuff, y’know?.”

As of late, Naruto had been craving something better than the mediocre ramen shops he and Serafall frequented or the decent ramen Kalawarna and Raynare could make. It had satisfied him for a while, but it couldn’t compare to the ramen stand back in Kohona. He needed something better.

“B-But you called it ‘holy food!’ There’s no way you referred to ramen like that!” Seekvaira defended herself stiffly, “A cheap food like that? That costs almost nothing, even in the human realm?”

Naruto stiffened, and in an instant a thick tension filled the air. Seekvaira unintentionally took a step back, her body tensing as Naruto gave off a dangerous aura - shadows covering his eyes. For a split second, Seekvaira felt her life flash before her eyes as she remembered who she was talking to. 

“...Seekvaira Agares,” Naruto said her full name, letting to woman know he was deathly serious, “Don’t disrespect ramen, damn it! It’s the food of the gods, got it?!”

Persuasion Check

[Rolling…]

[God’s Luck] has added +20 to your roll!!

20!

Check success!

Seekvaira’s eyes widened, becoming slightly dazed as she nodded rapidly, her hair bouncing around as she did, “O-Of course, Youkai-sama! I didn’t mean to disrespect such holy food! Please forgive me!”

She bowed at her waist hastily, her large breasts flopping downward as she did.

Well, I didn’t mean to literally force her to like ramen, but I won’t complain.

“Good,” Naruto nodded wisely, then looked at her dryly again, “Wait, so you really didn’t bring ramen? You actually thought I wanted to just have sex with you?”

Damn, I was really looking forward to some ramen today.

“W-Well, you can’t blame me for thinking that way! You worded your request so strangely, and you’re known for taking heiresses and other important supernatural figures and fucking them into submission!” Seekvaira defended herself, pointing at Naruto accusingly, “I thought you were going to make me join your harem, s-so I came prepared!”

Is that seriously the reputation I have now?

“I don’t do that,” Naruto replied dryly, shaking his head lightly, “If anything, all those women keep forcing themselves onto me! I was more than happy with just one!”

The alley was silent for a moment, Naruto staring at Seekvaira as the almost-naked woman locked eyes with him.

…

“...So, we are not going to have sex?” Seekvaira finally asked, looking at Naruto with a tilted head. The woman actually looked somewhat disappointed at Naruto’s words.

Seriously?

“No, no we are not,” Naruto sighed, waving at her dismissively, “I don’t need back the figurine either, you can keep it. I’ll just go ask Ray to make me some ramen.”

Persuasion Check

[Rolling…]

[God’s Luck] has added [ERROR]

Your [LEGENDARY] Debuff - [Bad Timing] has deactivated your [God’s Luck] Perk!

1!

Check failed!

Naruto blinked, resisting letting out a sigh.

Yeah, what a surprise, damn system!

Naruto’s head started to hurt as he realized the conversation he was going to have to navigate.

“Y-You’ll take the Gold RX-78-2 Gundam pure gold-plated figurine if we don’t have sex?!” Seekvaira shouted, her eyes wide as saucers as she read out the figurines full title, “No way! A deal is a deal, Youkai-sama! Just hurry up and take me!”

The woman reached down, grabbing her panties and literally ripping them off in one motion, revealing her dripping slit to Naruto. She slowly turned around and flushed as she bent over to display her large round rear to Naruto.

“No! I said we’re not having sex,” Naruto tried again, “And I don’t want the damn figurine! I’m not taking it back!”

Persuasion Check

[Rolling…]

[God’s Luck] has added [ERROR]

Your [LEGENDARY] Debuff - [Bad Timing] has deactivated your [God’s Luck] Perk!

1!

Check failed!

“S-Stop threatening to take it, you brute!” Seekvaira shot back, turning around and stroding towards him as she pulled off her bra as well, her massive breasts jiggling as she did, “T-This is how you make all those heiresses join your harem, huh?! You blackmail them?! Then hurry up and take me!”

Who’s blackmailing who here?!

“No, I…” Naruto groaned, stopping for a moment to think.

This tactic has never worked before, but there’s a first time for everything, right?

“Fine, yes,” Naruto nodded robotically, his voice emotionless as he looked blankly at Seekvaira, “I am definitely going to take the gundam if you don’t have sex with me. Let’s have sex right here.”

Persuasion Check

[Rolling…]

[God’s Luck] has added +20 to your roll!

[Ladies’s Man] has added +5 to your roll!

25!

Check success!

Naruto stared at the notification blankly, his eyes hollow and empty.

…Yeah, about what I expected.

“T-Then, let's do it, Youkai-sama,” Seekvaira nodded with a red face, “I-I’m still a virgin, so please be as gentle as you can, you brute…”

Naruto stared at her blandly.

Am I really going to fuck her in this random alley?!

Abruptly, the alley lit up as a red magic circle appeared behind Seekvaira. Out of it rose the form of Rias Gremory, the girl pointing dramatically at Naruto.

“R-Rias?” Seekvaira looked over her shoulder questioningly.

“I knew it, Naruto-chan! I felt a disturbance in the exhibitionist force!” She shouted, glaring at Naruto, “You’re not doing this without me, Naruto-chan! I’m in!”

She reached down, starting to undress in the middle of the dark alley.

“J-Just me wasn’t enough for you, you brute?!” Seekvaira huffed, her face burning as she reached down and touched her crotch lightly, “You intend to take us both here, out in the open?! To humiliate two noble heiresses with your unending lust?! You truly have no shame, Youkai-sama!”

Naruto stared at both of the women blankly as Rias finished undressing, walking toward him as her large breasts jiggled and flopped around. He sighed, realizing there was no way to get out of the situation and leaving himself to the whims of the two horny sexy woman in front of him.

…Well, it’s not ramen, but I guess worst things could’ve happened today.

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Naruto Uzumaki:

[Youkai God]

Lvl: 705

STR: 920

DEX: 900

CON: 650

INT: 320

WIS: 900

CHA: 999

LUK: 0 [x[Anicent Youkai King’s 999 multiplier!] 

Skills: [Chess Mastery]

Perks: [Martial Arts], [You’re a Wizard, Naruto], [Ladies Man], [God’s Luck]

Debuffs: [Confusion], [Bad Timing]

Naruto Uzumaki is a Hero from another world, who has been reborn with the power of the Gamer system! 

Thank you for reading! 

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